YLYL: You Laugh You Lose
>>576134637
Watching that match was insane. I could've only imagined how Bra7i1.
/b/
9 days ago I think I became possessed by something.
>Wake up at 1:30am to go piss, feeling very strange. Kept getting goosebumps and that feeling I was being watched.
>Finish up and go back to bed, have a dream that I am walking in my parents’ house alone (I haven’t lived there for 4 years.)
>I open my basement door and walk downstairs, follow a hallway to the spare bedroom.
>Standing outside I can hear what sounds like thousands of people (what it sounds like in a stadium when everyone is taking their seats)
>The door opens for me and I step inside of a stadium, surrounded by people who begin to stand and cheer and scream.
>In front of me, in the center of the whole stadium there stands a clothes mannequin (naked and pure white). It does not move.
>I feel very scared all of a sudden, I don't like being in this room and I don't wanna approach it. Keeping my eyes fixed I slowly back away out of the bedroom and down the hall.
>Right when I am as far as I can be before reaching the stairs the mannequin suddenly comes to life with a huge smile and sweeps towards me at full speed.
>I close my eyes and cover my head and then wake up.
When I awoke I began my day and shrugged it off as a nightmare, but I noticed something strange. I kept having internal dialogue in my head, asking myself what I wanted to do next and even arguing about it back and forth (as if my brain and self were two different entities). No matter how hard I try I cannot stop substituting I with WE. I also had a strong urge to buy a piano. Like I reaaally wanted to learn piano (I have never played music or wanted to learn).
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>>576147369
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So I went and bought an entry level keyboard. When I play that thing it’s like something takes over, my hands aren't mine they have a mind of their own. When I hear a song on the radio, I automatically memorize all the lyrics and am able to play it on piano. This is with 9 DAYS of practice.
Somebody explain to me wtf is going on? Yes I understand I could be Schizophrenic, but is that possible to just switch on like a lightswitch overnight? One day I was normal the next im like this.
So why am I telling this to /b/? I have a gf and family, but who the fuck do you tell this too? This is the type of shit that gets you under psychiatric care and I don't want that, nor do I want to jeopardize my life or relationships. How do I suddenly tell my family and friends that I think ive been possessed. My final internal conflict is this, I dunno if I want this to stop. I don't want to lose my newfound piano talent, and as long as I keep this within it will only grow (im told). I don’t feel like im not in control of my actions, I just don’t feel like the only one who has a say in what they are anymore. There’s another opinion suddenly there. I also get waves of excited and happy emotions, I get so overwhelmed with excitement randomly that I begin to spazz my arms slightly and tense up my back and squeal.
WTF guys
Wait a second, before I even begin to entertain this weak ass story let's see some proof then faggot. If you can learn songs as fast as you say then here's 3 random songs from my ipod, lay me down a vocaroo rendition of:
Lonely Day by SOAD
Cannons by Youth lagoon
Levels by Avicii
If you can do what you say, should take you no time right? I mean you said you hear a song and you can play it?
Your move fag.
>>576147565
>avicii
How's being 12 and/or living in New Jersey you dumb faggot?
Let's play a game. It's called Name That Youtuber.
pEWDIEPIE
>>576144981
John Bain during chemo
Lol What a whore. This bitch is constantly going on about respecting women and respecting neo feminism. Yet, she's a closet whore.
ITT: Woman over 40 you desperately want to sex.
Pic related. It's Aunt Becky and she's 50.
Remove the makeup and they all look ugly
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>48
>>576139335
That's all women dude. That's what there's alcohol
Big butt thread? Big butt thread!
Gifs wanted!
Bamp
was anyone else in that last thread pic related it was the threads picture where cp kept getting posted
mods are clearly fapping
404'd before I got in.
Story time. Pic not related
>be me
>young boy, growing up in ordinary home
>big sis, two parents
>ordinary childhood, kind of secluded from other family and friends
>spent most of my time playing video games
>one day I notice parents are fighting more and more often
>dad angry and abusive
>both parents yelling
>ignore it, it keeps going on
>eventually learn they are getting a divorce
>feel sad
>house starts becoming more sullen
>parents no longer talk to me
>always depressed, quiet
>keep playing games
>sis one day asks me how i'm doing
>says she knows I must be upset
>asks if i need anything
>meh
>asks if i have friends
>not really
>asks if she can watch me play games
>let her watch
>she starts playing too
>first time actually bonding in our lives
>we keep playing into the night
>its actually more fun when you have someone else with you
>she notices the time and says its really late
>says she needs to go shower and bed
Should I keep going?
>>576129213
cont pls
>>576129213
only if it ends with blowjobs or sex
>>576129213
>says she needs to go shower and bed
>say ok
>later walk in bathroom to brush my teeth
>forget she's in there
>she's facing the mirror, towel around her hair, holding towel across her front
>i see her bare back and ass from behind
>she catches me staring in mirror
>turns around and shouts at me
>I go to bed
>can't stop thinking about her ass
>turn and toss in bed, can't sleep
>thinking about ass
>I wake up, go get glass of milk
>notice she's asleep in her bedroom
>walk in, its dark
>I can barely make out her silhouette under the blankets
>walk up to her
>sniff her hair
>slowly pull back her blankets
>can barely make out her leg in the dark
>she’s wearing loose shorts
>put my hand on her leg, move it up shorts
>can feel the smooth skin of her thigh
>she stirs
>opens her eyes, notices its me
>slaps me across my face
>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
Legend of Krystal Vg.
bioshock 2
i'll never leave my lil sister ever
>tfw lil sis died of cancer 4 months ago
>>576129681
Mass Effect. Minus the Reapers
Does /b/ want to hear the story of how my stepsister and I fucked for about a year. Pic related shes a redhead.
Dude you a fucking liar
you can't fuck for a whole god damn year you would die of starvation or some shit.
Fuck off you pussy asshole cunt.
I take it you don't want hear the story
>>576121902
>not eating while you fuck
how srubdillyumptious of you
godtier ylyl:
only stuff that made your sides leave the solar system
McKayla Maroney, Elle Fanning and Bella Thorne fappening thread, missed all these, anyone got?
elle fanning? do want
buuump
Bumb
God-tier youtubers thread.
Dunkey
Franky on Pc in 1080p
>>576115097
Dunkey is funny as fuck.
BUT RIDING WITH TOM IS THE BEST
>>576122256
I don't remember posting this and why has my ID changed?
I'm a cool guy
Op claiming ID
New Zealand thread.
why are IDs even back? edition.
pic related. she's wearing the NZ flag. i think
>>576113730
that's not wool
Dunedin reporting
why are IDs even back?
You can't steal from a credit card with just the number. Prove me wrong.
$50 to anyone who can
>Mfw someone will go through the trouble to find the 3 digit code
>Tfw someone will find it and take the money
valid to 05/19
now fight for it /b/ros
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