Big butt thread? Big butt thread!
Gifs wanted!
Bamp
was anyone else in that last thread pic related it was the threads picture where cp kept getting posted
mods are clearly fapping
404'd before I got in.
Story time. Pic not related
>be me
>young boy, growing up in ordinary home
>big sis, two parents
>ordinary childhood, kind of secluded from other family and friends
>spent most of my time playing video games
>one day I notice parents are fighting more and more often
>dad angry and abusive
>both parents yelling
>ignore it, it keeps going on
>eventually learn they are getting a divorce
>feel sad
>house starts becoming more sullen
>parents no longer talk to me
>always depressed, quiet
>keep playing games
>sis one day asks me how i'm doing
>says she knows I must be upset
>asks if i need anything
>meh
>asks if i have friends
>not really
>asks if she can watch me play games
>let her watch
>she starts playing too
>first time actually bonding in our lives
>we keep playing into the night
>its actually more fun when you have someone else with you
>she notices the time and says its really late
>says she needs to go shower and bed
Should I keep going?
>>576129213
cont pls
>>576129213
only if it ends with blowjobs or sex
>>576129213
>says she needs to go shower and bed
>say ok
>later walk in bathroom to brush my teeth
>forget she's in there
>she's facing the mirror, towel around her hair, holding towel across her front
>i see her bare back and ass from behind
>she catches me staring in mirror
>turns around and shouts at me
>I go to bed
>can't stop thinking about her ass
>turn and toss in bed, can't sleep
>thinking about ass
>I wake up, go get glass of milk
>notice she's asleep in her bedroom
>walk in, its dark
>I can barely make out her silhouette under the blankets
>walk up to her
>sniff her hair
>slowly pull back her blankets
>can barely make out her leg in the dark
>she’s wearing loose shorts
>put my hand on her leg, move it up shorts
>can feel the smooth skin of her thigh
>she stirs
>opens her eyes, notices its me
>slaps me across my face
>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
Legend of Krystal Vg.
bioshock 2
i'll never leave my lil sister ever
>tfw lil sis died of cancer 4 months ago
>>576129681
Mass Effect. Minus the Reapers
Does /b/ want to hear the story of how my stepsister and I fucked for about a year. Pic related shes a redhead.
Dude you a fucking liar
you can't fuck for a whole god damn year you would die of starvation or some shit.
Fuck off you pussy asshole cunt.
I take it you don't want hear the story
>>576121902
>not eating while you fuck
how srubdillyumptious of you
godtier ylyl:
only stuff that made your sides leave the solar system
McKayla Maroney, Elle Fanning and Bella Thorne fappening thread, missed all these, anyone got?
elle fanning? do want
buuump
Bumb
God-tier youtubers thread.
Dunkey
Franky on Pc in 1080p
>>576115097
Dunkey is funny as fuck.
BUT RIDING WITH TOM IS THE BEST
>>576122256
I don't remember posting this and why has my ID changed?
I'm a cool guy
Op claiming ID
New Zealand thread.
why are IDs even back? edition.
pic related. she's wearing the NZ flag. i think
>>576113730
that's not wool
Dunedin reporting
why are IDs even back?
You can't steal from a credit card with just the number. Prove me wrong.
$50 to anyone who can
>Mfw someone will go through the trouble to find the 3 digit code
>Tfw someone will find it and take the money
valid to 05/19
now fight for it /b/ros
New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Mosgiel- Dunedin reporting in
>Inb4 why are ids back
Why ar-
>>576102002
How can you inb4 that???
Hello, boys!
hey /b/ what is your age limit?
>>576099084
>age limit
lol
>>576099084
The age women aren't attractive to me. Depends on the woman. I could bine Diane Sawyer
need help revenge-ruining a fuckers life /b/
notable characteristics: xbox/apple fanboy, foodie, rich, drug dealer, family is sketch (tax evasions etc)
I know his address, cell, email, and can probably figure out almost anything else
pic related: it's his stupid face
help me out here, I'm having trouble coming up with something better than molotoving his fucking house
>>576096797
he seems like a pretty coll goi
poison his dog
>>576096797
If I wanted to make someone mad, I would promise them I'm buying them a computer, then buy them a Mac.
But he's an apple fagboy, so he probably would believe that fancy metal piece of useless shit actually is one....
Terrible parents thread.
>>576096556
no.
>>576096889
yes?
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