Hey /b/
I'm chillin' with my waifu. What are you guys doing?
bump. You can also show me your waifus.
>>576214856
>>576214856
>>576214856
weeaboo faggot
go back to /a/
k
Ask a guy who was molested by an older girl (when he was still a kid) anything.
You can read the entire story here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AVRaNRlVzjOBkOfXcvHEagDtawhlMz2KSMmVy7XgWnw/edit
>>576225117
Much appreciated. Have anything you would like to ask?
Why in the fuck would you put your goddamn hand into a drain if you saw a fucking clown?
>>576225801
whitey has all the monies, bitch
>>576225801
because you're in a Steven King movie
>>576225801
nice, op
Let us begin the town game...
Rules are simple - survival. One of your people must survive this very odd land.
Your people have found themselves in a field, there is a natural spring and a bunch of berry trees, enough food and water for all 100 of them to settle down. - First we must build a town.
You have 3 buildings to add to the village, and unlimited natural resources - first replies will choose.
Eskimo sex bar
nigger slave bazar
Post office
Give me the creeps guise. Also: explain this strip to me please
>>576215515
>>576215801
That's actually pretty creepy
>>576215985
I'll dump some more if I can
What the fuck happened to /b/?
What happened to the cheese pizza?
What happened to the raids?
What happened to the gore?
What happened to the an heros?
What happened to creating OC memes?
What happened to the photoshop pros?
What happened to the people who created epic gifs?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE /B/TARDS?!
They grew up.
they all went to 9gag
>>576213497
btards were always fags. We were just young enough to think it was funny. We is too old now massa.
Last thread went kill
Larry will be taking his flight real soon
Good luck Larry.
OP you're still in time for some fucking shoes and the glorious /b/ space program.
Abort plan trip, repeat /b/ space program.
Have fun meeting space fish!
R34 Bread
http://pastebin-.com/m7w6iewq
>>576196601
continued
>>576196989
>>576196989
I just realized we were on the end of that comic anyway. fuck
ITT: we type exactly what we're thinking. Don't think, just type.
Let it out /b/rothers
My head hurts. Man, I haven't had a cold this year. It's 10.30pm and the kid just woke up. He's ok with sitting in front of tv in the spare room watching shit on TV. Maybe not ideal for a 2 year old but he aint going back to bed.
Man my sinuses and everything are fucked. Maybe I should just get stoned as hell and forget it. It's definitely justifiable to take a sickday from work over this. But after the shitty week I had last week, I need to be available this week and acting the superstar. Besides I can just work from home, stay online, occasionally send a report or something.
Goddamn maybe i should take the day off. I worked over the weekend to get the servers up. Probably why I have this cold in the first place. Could be worse. I have weed, and DS9 is in its 6th season, which is its best season. It's so windy out. I should stick my head out the window and maybe the cold breeze would make my head feel better.
I need to get over her. I hate her but I really don't. We have a really good time when we hang out. We talk about everything, drink, smoke, hike, see movies, just sit and talk, she cheats on her girlfriend with me. We broke up because she's "Lesbian".
She told me that she sees me as more than a best friend and I'm the perfect guy but she's only into girls. She's been stuck on this one cunt for a while-
She just sent me a snapchat. I am so happy to hear from her today. Today has been so shitty. I am so broke it's not even cool. I had to pay for my classes twice because the first one didn't go through, then it did after I paid again. I owe my parents a car payment, I have to buy books for school, I need to buy a winter jacket. I need to move out but I don't have the money for that. My therapist, psychiatrist, brother, father, sister, and grandmother all say my home environment is toxic but I have to take care of my mom. She hurt her back and she is an alcoholic (Unrelated to each other) and my stepdad is a dick to her a lot. Nothing physical or too bad just doesn't treat her right. I don't want to leave her alone. But I need to be away from them. Every day has been like this for a while. I am trying to make things better, I push and I push and I push. Hard work earns rewards I hope. I really hope trying to make myself better pays off. If anything, I just want the clarity to understand what I need to do right now. But I'm very unhappy. It will get better but I still get a lot of suicidal thoughts. My therapist says everyone has intrusive thoughts and that's true. I suffer from major depressive disorder and a few anxiety disorders and PTSD and I don't want to live with this the rest of my life. I can't see myself being a contributing member of society. I don't want to have kids because I don't want to pass my illnesses on to them. I really do want to die but I want to live so much more. And I want this girl to go away. She's bad for me. Thanks for letting me let it out.
dude, fuck tinder lol
Rate my bitch!
>>576199552
would grudgingly tolerate if drunk/10
>>576199552
shittasteinshoes/10
>>576199552
7/10 moar
Weird penis thread?
>>576201862
>>576201941
obvious shop
>>576201862
Definitely shooped, but hilarious nonetheless.
Hello from sunny Portugal! I just post photo of girl I fuck in my town last week :D I meet her on Tinder when she was in vacation here. Fucking nice!
Which is her? ; p
Somebody wanted the sauce to this in the last 404'd thread >>576166927
Anybody got?
>>576201401
bump
I really want this
Bumping for great justice.
Good luck, /b/rethren
Will post attractive females in the meantime
Hey bros
I was kiking around and found this vid trough trade, and i'm 85% sure I know this girl.
>mfw I asked her what color her room was today
>mfw she said purple
>ohshit.jpeg
>why do you ask anon?
>I'm looking to color mine
>pokerface.exe
>mfw i have no face
can you help me find more /b/, if you do, Ill give you name.
>>576196279
come on bros, if anyone recognizes, this could be a hit!!!
>>576196279
>>576196636
I do not work for free.
Show her the vid and blackmail her for free fucks
/b/, I need your help.
There's this girl.
She's perfect. She is, without exaggeration, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. She's in amazing shape, and her face is the picture of elegance. She's relaxed about life and often makes remarks that show she thinks about thinking, thinks about emotion. She's intelligent, athletic, and so caring. She is my dream girl.
There is a problem. We've only spoken once.
Both this girl and I are juniors in high school. She lives one town away from me, and I am currently attending driving school to get my license (should be completed in 1-2 months). I've silently admired this girl (via social media, mutual friends, social gatherings we both attended) for months, not because I didn't have the courage to act, but because I didn't feel the need to. I was happy with my life. However, the beginning of this school year has brought many changes into my life, and I feel the need to express my feelings to this girl. She loves animals - I love animals. We share the same music tastes and she even COMMUNICATES like I do. We have similar manners of speaking and many friends confirm.
A few days ago, I was able to get a mutual chain of friends talking to reveal that she was indeed single and available. I stereotypically "slid into her twitter DMs" but then soon after asked for her phone number to avoid the stereotypical DMs. After one night of surprisingly easy conversation, I began to think. What friendship ever began and then survived completely through text? It would not work. I haven't texted her since, and here I am. Stay tuned for info on me, my ideas on where to go from here, and PLEASE offer your input. I have so much more to say about this matter and this is only the beginning, but I truly yearn for your assistance, /b/. Despite all your flaws, I know that I can get something beautiful out of you.
>>576195643
Tell her you wanna smash. If yes good. If no, rape her.
>>576195643
and how exactly are we supposed to help?
go for her. Dont fuck it up.
Breed a lot of kids.
>>576195927
yep, that's /b/ for ya.
