help me choose /b/ros
what exclusives do you want? If none, PC all the way baby
Donezo
PC master race, then Sony.
Unless for some reason you prefer the exclusives on xbox one.
/thread
Yo, /b/. Might remember me from last night. The dude that you guys legitimately got laid. Want the story?
Also, apologies. I told you guys same time as yesterday, but I'm a bit late from getting off work. I'm also gonna do the story from my comp so it doesn't take so damn long.
>>576622381
>>576622651
Not the same ID
>>576622759
That's because he went from his phone to his computer your frothing retard.
R34 thread
Bumpin'
AMPUTEE QT UPDATE
>Be me
>Head over to her place
>Arrive, park and call her
>She comes out and gets in my car
>Greet eachother and she asks how much gas I have
>Tell her about 1/4 tank
>She tells me to stop by the gas station because the hospital is a ways away
>Pull up to pump
>She asks what kind of gas my car takes
>Tell her regular is fine
>She gets out, swipes card and begins to fuel up
>I head inside and get us 2 waters
>Get back and shes just finishing up
>Ask how much she just put in
>She says she filled it all the way up
> :DFull Tank Feels
>Tell her she didnt need to do that
>She says its not a big deal and jokes "Now Ill just owe her a few more rides" (Thanks to you faggots this set off some alarm bells but its whatever because I like her and would still probably give her rides anyways)
>Get back in car and head to Hospital
>On the drive she copliments my music
>We groove, chat and enjoy the drive
>Get to hospital
YES! You are back!
>>576606378
>She checks in with physycians desk and we wait about 20 minutes until she's called
>She goes in for appointment
>I wait and pull my PC out of my bag and get some work donw while waiting
>20 Minutes later she's done and we're ready to go
>Heading back to car and she asks if Im hunrgy
> I am
>Ask where she wants to eat
>Doesnt know
>I suggest we just drive around the area for a minute and find a spot
>She agrees
>We find a little Mexican place that we decide on
>She orders Fajitas, I order Chimichangas
>Enjoy our meal
>She insists on paying tab
>I tell her Ill handle it
>She insists
>She pays tab and we leave
>>576606454
>At the car I ask whats next
>She says she has no plans for the day
>I say me neither (I really do need to finish up this paper soon but Ill find time later)
>I suggest a movie
>She says sounds great
>Get out my phone and look up whats playing
>See the Original Haloween is on the listings
>Think it must be a mistake but click it anyway
>It really is playing at a theater in BFE
>Ask her if she wants to see it
>She says she does
>Get directions to the theater
>Head out even though it doesnt start for a few hours
>Get to the theater and its in this nearly defunct mall
>Buy our tickets with well over an hour to spare
>We decide to check out the rest of the mall and get snacks to sneak in the movie
>Had a great time walking around the mall, looking at all the old abandoned stores and guessing what the remaining ones originally were. We could tell one of the shops was definitely a Footlocker because it still had the old faux basketball court wood paneling storefront.
>With about 30 minutes to spare we head back to the theater
>Get drinks
>Get seated
Sup /b/, Niggerchan here. Bored out my mind in my house tell me what to do and ill do it in here.
shoe on head first with a piece of bread
Go out with your friends and have some fun
post BBC
Continued.
Old thread >>576592010
is this a cringe thread? because I already lost.
>>576617136
Let's get a Jeb Bush thread going.
>>576606364
>>576606364
>>576606449
I've had it up to here with liberals.
Alright /b/, school story time
>couple years ago, high school
>senior, in mixed anatomy class because the school didn't have anything else for me to take
>fucking nerd table because no friends in the class
>vaguely know one guy who likes animoo, then there's the freshman
>kid tells bullshit stories since day 1
"I got impaled by a wooden sword whilst sparing with my friend"
"A retarded homosexual wanted to rape me so I broke his ankle and 2 of his ribs then walked away"
>kid's fucking 5'4" and scrawnier than der juden circa 1944
>one day in class sticks out especially well
"Yeah I had to pick a lock to get into my grandma's room and retrieve the key she left inside"
>ohhohothisisgood.txt
"I just used a bobby pin and used pliers to turn the pin and therefore the mechanism, it's really rather easy"
>engage
>"A bobby pin? Seriously? It would've snapped or bent before you could turn the mechanism with it, sounds like you played too much New Vegas."
>that fucking looking he gave me
"Actually I never played New Vegas, and I did get the lock. It was an old loose door and stuff."
>"Doesn't matter if it's old or the hinges are falling off, it's still a legit lock."
>cont.
>>576601508
Go on...
>>576601508
"Yeah well then I don't know how to explain it, I picked the lock."
>"I can explain it, you're a fucking liar."
>he proceeds to whine about the age of the door and the building
"Ugh, why is everyone so skeptical nowadays? Everyone needs evidence for everything to believe anything anyone says"
>oh boi
>"When you make ridiculous claims like turning a whole lock mechanism using a bobby pin, you need evidence to back it up."
>kid's getting pissed, his Aryan face going from master-race to rosy red
"Yeah well you're just a skeptic, everyone's a skeptic now."
>"Skepticism is the basis of science and inquiry, you fucking dingus. It leads people to do research."
"yeah well you're just a skeptical ass. How about this, have you ever seen a newt?"
>"Yes..."
"Have you ever held one?"
>"No..."
"Well then how do you know they're REEEAAALLLL?!"
>cringe, then start cracking up
>creationist moron next to me cracks up
>"because there's fucking independent evidence, you moron. You can fucking buy them online!"
"You're just an ass and a skeptic."
>>576601508
>>576602223
Surely OP will delivrar
s/fur
Women are objects, all other arguments are invalid.
and man wht not ?
>>576579472
Who's arguing?
All redpillers are fuckwits, all other arguments are invalid.
Pale perfection
>>576598239
skinny/10
I would fuck her till she couldn't breath
>>576598317
you almost b8ed me, m8
Top Notch Rule 34
>>576600237
>>576600237
lurking
lurking too
R34 thread GO! Also find me more pictures by this artist.
wanna see horses getting fucked by guys
Sure. Why not.
bump for interest
>>576591201
>sage
>bump
newfag
So, did the last thread break the record for longest cp?
Legends of 4chan
>>576595785
Threads like that could live for hours back in the old days.
>>576596046
so you say that cp was tolerated back in the day?
