you're now fapping to Whoopi
>old thread:>>576997950
im not gay but, a trap's asshole looks really good to stick my dick in.
>>576999916
I'm not gay either and I've been fapping to nothing but trap porn for the last 2 or 3 years
>>577000291
not gay as long as you are the one on top
>>577000353
I've been thinking of being the trap recently but it's still not gay
what would you like to do to this sweet lump of flesh, /b/ ?
Hit her in the face.
>doesnt need feminism
>her mandible is already too empowered
throw her back in the ocean
Does anyone have any personal dirty sex stories that include any of the following:
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate, like your wife's or GF's mom, sister or best friend? Or a friend's mom, wife or girlfriend?
2.) Have you blackmailed someone for sex? Especially, if you caught them cheating and then got them to have sex with you to keep quiet?
3.) Have you had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
These are 3 scenarios that I find to be especially arousing, but if you have any dirty sex/cheating stories, feel free to share them.
> Pic related: An amateur-looking photo of a MILF that I think is really hot.
>>576978973
number 3 with 3 different girls, but not because I have a big dick, but because, according to all of them, because I'm a great lay.. Now that I think about it, they're the only three chicks I haven't paid to have sex with. still fuck two of them regularly, the other one moved extra far away
interest bump
A bisexual female cheat her girlfriend with me, does it count?
Momma help! Do it.
Drop your FB fap
dis gun be gud
i wanna fuck her
this1
Attention whore "gamer girl" complaining about ayy lmao spam in her profile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRkqlXzVz8
She's acting to get more views on youtube. And its working
>>577000000
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
>>577000000
nudism discussion thread
>>576983552
That poor girl looks like she is freezing!
is illegal on /b/
>>576984001
>is illegal on /b/
no
First gay experience thread?
Oedipus Complex also known as Mom's Helping. Get To It
Time traveller here
I don't have long so let me get to the point
4th Jan 2015 -- earthquake in indian ocean causes tsunami -- hundreds of thousands killed
16th Feb 2015 -- previously undetected large asteroid bounces off earths atmosphere. UN pulls resources together to watch the skies more vigilently and begins to take the threat seriously
(fast forward...)
21st june 2032 -- first man on mars. US Simon Wallace of Illinois
19 dec 2096 -- first functioning, unmanned asteroid mining drone (AMD) launched with success. beging
13th feb 2097 -- AMD surveying asteroids and finds one with high levels of Sperrylite + Pyrite with trace amounts of nickel and gold ores respectively
2148 -- international space station starts trade agreements with all countries of the world. ISS is much larger now, has artificial gravity, shops and stores (even a mc donalds... go america!!) and has been declassified as common ground for all space faring citizens
2220 -- all fighting between countries on earth ceases, gangs, organised crime + terrorism still exist but are monitored by all countries.
Even north korea put down arms, and world as we know it becomes one, for the advancement of our species
2318 -- colonization of Titan
2473 -- world hit with terrible plague, millions killed within first 8 months. earth goes into quarantine to avoid spreading disease to offworld colonies
2476 -- plague cured -- death toll over 600 million
2719 -- old age is reversible, although possible side effects exist, the chances are minimal
2863 -- first contact with alien ecosystem on Alpha Centauri Bb
Very similar to earths ecosystem. all life carbon based, vegetation exists. no sentient life, planet is primitive in comparison
thanks anon, saved
>>576988882
you're welcome
any questions please ask -- im not staying long though
>>576988693
Damn I wish I lived long enough to see that things happening...
Pics like this please
bumpins
bump, i want moar!
>>576985595
This picture is part of a set.
Rule 34 thread
If such a think as dragon cum existed I'd drink it everyday.
If you don't like my tastes, then fuck you!
High school teacher here.
What makes lecture/exercise interesting for you? What makes you listen?
Visual presentations/powerpoints.
visible genitalia
Megan Bread 9000
>>576957509
anyone find the "lost video" yet?
nope. still looking. been looking on /c/
>>576958290
you won't find anything on /c/ man. you have to look in the /tv/ archive for it