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>>577287250
>>577287436
Thank you.
>delivery
Taking more requests! No lewds
YOU RAFF YOU ROSE Thread!!! Get in here fucktards~
Find a picture of tater-tots with mustard on them on Google.
Protip: You can't.
Fuck off, newfag.
>>577292696
But why?
>>577293000
Does honey mustard still count?
>>577293000
not mustard. even if it's honey mustard, it's not on the tater-tot.
Give me something to x-ray fags i'm bored
>>577268416
This
Spread the news guys! Twitter, facebook, 4chan boards, reddit, 9fag, wherever! #EbolaInDoritos
>>577281269
#dorritobournEbola
That's not how Ebola spreads. Jesus, at least put some effort into making it believable.
posting in a hysteria thread
Spread it anons, social networks, other 4chan boards, other chans. dont be a fag, lets do something humorous for once.
dew it right ™
>>577276395
Ha.
hmmm
You evil basterd. Im doing it lol
name a better super power than telekinesis /b/
>protip: you can't
>i can fly
>i can float
>i can create force fields around myself and anything else i so desire
> and can topple over, lift and throw entire buildings
>i can stop your heart
>i can suck the air out of your lungs and laugh as the vacuum makes them collapse in ward
>i can rip your small intestine out through your anus, and turn you inside out
>i could crush you into a tiny little meat cube
> i could change the pressures inside your ears and eyes, making all your sensory nerve centers explode
>could redirect, and change the flow of clouds and wind, to create hurricanes and tornadoes across the world
>i don't need to stop bullets, i will stop every hammer in any gun pointed at me from engaging the charge on a bullet
>i can stimulate my own nerve system to respond and control faster
>i can force you or anyone you know to do whatever i ask
>i can slow to down the vibration of molecules to turn gases to solids
>or i can speed it up and turn solids into gases.
>did you know plastics and rubbers when turned into gas by burning becomes completely poisonous? i could kill off entire cities with a poison cloud by burning rubber tires off every car i see
> i can create my own floating landmass to live on, with my own weather that changes at my will.
>hell i could warp the light spectrum around me to become completely invisible. or perhaps make you invisible to drive you insane.
>i can vibrate the air wherever i so choose to imitate my own vocal powers. i can speak to an entire city at once, or i can whisper into your ear, and ill never need to open my mouth
>no one will ever speak against me, i can disrupt the sound waves as they emerge from their mouth making them completely silent. no matter how loud they yell.
>i can create my own air bubble so that i can fly through space.
like i said /b/. name a power better.
control time.
/thread
>>577277287
The power to absorb other's powers.
>>577277287
the ability to be realistic
Michigan Bitches.
(517 fag here)
Continue
Keep this thread alive!
Yo im a 517 fag.
Post your face. Everyone else rate.
Dude, facebook.
>>577269000
7/10 would have a beer and chill with
>>577269268
nice tits
I fucking love reading sext messages. The more detailed the better. Can't find a site online or anything to read other peoples..../b/...SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
Will bump with comic.
Would totally help you out there, but it's probably something you're not looking for. XD
If you want anything from her, you'll have to work for it.
show puss faggot or ill tell moot
>>577262395
Don't ask me why she sent it twice either, I have no idea.
Are you preparing for liftoff?
loli thread!
with great loli...comes more great loli
-Uncle Ben
>>577257776
thanks Im gunna lurk a little
Post your face, everyone else rate.
>>577256413
When will the rest of your species be invading this planet?
>>577256413
Ayy lmao
>>577256767
hes kind of attractive he just shaved his eyebrows for some reason
I have a big crush on this girl. 7 decides what I say next
>>577255704
I have a thing about eating cat shit, might be because of what dad did to me when i was younger.
I will lick ur bootyhole
>>577255704
I have a big crush on you but I don't know how to tell you
Rule 34 thread.
Old thread: >>577241770
http://pastee.co/wmeJtO
well already fucked this up
