NEW RULES
This is a femanon thread.
We are taking over - DICKS OR GTFO!
In order to post you must be a femanon - no proof necessary.
If you are a guy you can only post and be taken seriously if you show your cock. With a timestamp. ribell
These are my new rules for /b/.
Better start learning them assholes, us femanons won't take your shit anymore.
>>577773696
Faggot detected
>>577773696
You know the rules. Tits or GTFO.
femanon who came up with that some fat dyke
Creep Cont
>>577763479
>>577763974
Господа, я тут первый раз, так что примите, что здесь как? хуль форч такое говно? хуль двач как-то больше вкатывает?
ну что? начинаем. бамп 1/10
>>577750001
wat
бамп 2\10
бля, ахуено, тут капча короткая
YOU HNGGGGGH YOU LOSE
>>577758536
lost
>>577758536
I lost so hard. wtf is sauce on this!
>>577758536
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SOURCE
Does anybody have the audio clip where Nyanners pretends to be a little girl lost in a store and sucks some guy's cock?
Bump.
this exists? im in
bump
Asian girls thread?
>>577759130
yes please
>>577759560
>asian
Evening /b/!
Onyxdime here; and tonight we’re continuing Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.
It’s a new set of rules, so take a 30 seconds to read over them.
1.) Anons will play as a girl in a attending Bogwarts.
2.) There is no specific goal except for what you make of it. You will attend classes, socialise, and discover quests to go on if you want to.
3.) If you are well respected you will be treated better, gain stronger allies, and generally be safer. However, if you do not command respect, you may find yourself catcalled, groped, molested, and even worse in the castle’s corridors.
4.) Anons will vote on what action they want the character to take. The action with the most votes wins.
5.) Sometimes you will have to roll for various tests. e.g. a strength or intelligence test. You must roll EQUAL TO OR BELOW what OP states. Rolling between 0 and 15 counts as an epic win. Rolling 85-100 counts as an epic fail and will have extra negative modifiers applied to it.
6.) No scat/guro. The character’s age will never be specified, nor will the age range of students at Bogwarts. It could very easily be an institution for adults, much like a university. Or it may not be if the reader doesn’t want it to be that. All characters are whatever reasonable age readers want them to be.
7.) You will climax every time your orgasm meter hits a multiple of 100%. The larger the number, the more intense the orgasm will be. Your orgasm percentage will slowly decrease over time to the last multiple of 100% that you reached. It will decrease by 100% every time you go to bed and rest.
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Read the story so far here: tinyurl q2tu7gc
A Short Summary:
-We have attended a few classes and learnt some magic spells.
-We joined the Duelling Club with a private invitation from our Charms Professor.
-We explored Bogwarts and found an empty secret room… which Anons decided to start decorating. It currently holds two levitating slimes and a battered old wooden table.
-We are getting repeatedly bullied by a guy named Muffloy from Slither-in. He currently has pictures of our tits, but hasn’t yet attempted to blackmail us.
-We took a job over the weekend to collect ingredients for Professor Shnape. We got banged by a Centaur, and almost raped by a Braehead Hound in the process.
-Slither-in and Ravenbaww have been involved in a tit-for-tat house war; using magic spells and monsters to rape and molest the opposing houses’ members.
The Full Story:
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Day 7 - Weekend (No Classes)
You wake up late on the morning of the seventh day. It has been your first proper lie-in since your got to Bogwarts, and you enjoyed every second of it. By the time you got dressed and grabbed a croissant from the Ravenbaww breakfast bar it was already mid-day.
As you looked through your underwear drawer you now realised you only had three pairs of panties left- black, pink, and the sexy ones you bought from town. The fairies from the forest had run off with your white pair. Even still… when you could clean your clothes by magic on a daily basis, was there any need for more than two pairs?
*HOOT HOOT*
*SMASH*
The sound of breaking glass glistens through out the common room; but almost none of the students pay attention. The shards began crawling back to the window frame to fit themselves back together. A clever spell. The culprit was an overly aggressive tawny owl who had decided it preferred a dynamic entry.
It threw a letter down on the table, which opened itself and began an announcement:
“Dear students,
Today will be the freshers’ fairs. All societies will be showing off their wares. They will be divided into three fairs around the school: The Great Hall, the Library, and the Upper Catacombs.
In the Great Hall we have the: Pole Dancing Society (non-magical), Duelling Club, and Magical Chess Society.
In the Library will be the Quabbach Club, Mysterious Artefacts and Archeology Foundation, and Forest Exploration Society (Formerly, Ramblers Club).
Finally, in the Catacombs will be the Potions Club, Demonology Club, and the Dangerous Pets Society.
We strongly encourage everyone to join at least one society. But remember, that you cannot join more than two at this moment in time.”
>>577750107
You allow the letter to fall onto the small table by the fireplace, before picking yourself up and deciding to check out:
A.) The Great Hall’s Fair
B.) The Library Fair
C.) The Catacomb Fair
Hermione
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 640/1000
You are viewed as: Skilled and trustworthy
Clothing:
Robes
Fine Student Jumper
Pink Bra
Fine Student Skirt
Pink Panties
Tell about your story of you first time having sex.
> be me
> be 17
> friend sent me fb of slutty girl he banged
> text her for 2 weeks
> tfw parents are out of town
> sucks my dick in my room
> nailed her
> nice.png
pic related
>>577710595
be me in homeless hostel
talk to goth girl, shaved side of head, tattoos, etc
suggest a screw in my room
she agrees, go to room
get nakey
get on to of her and.....
near gag with the smell of body odour from her armpits, it was bad, so bad i near threw up
was a awful experience.
>>577710923
how old? lol
>>577710595
>be me
>16
>Love girl for 4 years never spoke to her
>But party tickets for her as a friendly meeting
>Kisses me half way through, don't stop kissing for end of the night
>she tells me that was her first kiss.
>3 days later we go to my house, parents out of house.
>we bang
>I didn't finish
>Finger her she finished 3 times and I asked her out
>Still going out 6 years later.
>Gonna propose soon.
Feels good
Interesting facts about our '4chan killer'
ITT: Let's analyze him
facebook com /notes/david-kalac/100-truths-of-david-kalac/467727227855?pnref=lhc
(...)
7. Have you ever been cheated on: Yes
8. Have you ever kissed & regretted: I have
9. Have you ever lost someone special: Yes I have
10. Have you ever been depressed: I've been known to get depressed. It sucks, but I've been working on limiting how long I stay that way.
>11. Have you ever been drunk and threw up: More times than I care to think about
12: Fave color: Red
(...)
17. Laughed until you cried: Not as often as I should.
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, I've met many people that changed parts of me. Some for the good, others not so much.
19. Found out who your true friends were: I've always known, I just chose to ignore it during certain points in my life.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: I always know more than you think I do
(...)
>24. Do you have any pets: I have a FAT cat. Her name is jewel, but I call her Seriphena
25. Do you want to change your name: I like my name, it's grown on me.
>26. What did you do for your last birthday: Not much, I try to stay out of trouble.
27. What time did you wake up today: Was about 11:30, I couldn't sleep.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was either trying to sleep, or watching a movie on my laptop.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My trip to Washington.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Like 5 minutes ago.
etc. until 100
>33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I used to have an imaginary friend named Tom when I was little. Now I just have a little brother named Tom.
>38. Relationship status: Interesting
49. What do you like about yourself: I'm good with my hands and I have a good brain for figuring things out that I may not have known before
Good with my hands lol my sides
>71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous!
Spontaneous strangling! Fun!
seems like a socially aware guy
Enjoy your fascism, amerifats
I want to call you a fag but you're right. Christfags ruin this country
>>577749558
Many tards here will. Muh bible!
>>577749558
>Implying we haven't been since the end of ww2...
check the Oregon news soon. this is it /b/ros
waiting..
>>577745774
You gonna jump of the bridge?
>>577745774
could it be?
YLYL?
YLYL.
>>577730828
Ask a guy who found nude bondage/fetish pics of his feminist friend anything. Pic related. Roll a 45 and ill dump pics and twitter. She runs a group of gamer girls on twitch too.
Do you reaIize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
how'd you find that?
Let's get a OC snapchat thread going
Will dump my wins
>girl 1
>>577710651
>wins
>>577710651
moar fgt
Post your best fap thread!
gf's tits
>>577709546
this is her vag
Light up tits
