How do you stop the fat americans?
lol 9/11 benghazi bergdhal
put a burger king next door
Obvious one
Fappening thread?
Fappening thread.
bump for jlaw wet pic
>>577388037
Is that Taylor Swift?
>>577388217
suure
more of this girl?
>>577368497
>girl
here you go m8
>>577368497
YES
Let's start a women rekt thread /b/
why are you THAT specific? your thread will die soon, anon
>>577381032
also, OP, your meme picture is not appreciated here. I also find it not funny.
>>577381293
Awesome. Pretty nice school, not having any teachers or security guards around.
Lifehacks thread!
>>577371085
>>577371085
lifehacks aren't supposed to make life more difficult. Simply fold over the tape when you're done. No need to find paper clips.
sage
Trap thread GO
bump for fa^p
>>577373436
Why does this make my cock so hard. I always cringe when I see the guys suck trap cock but want to blow a load powered by nuclear energy when the traps get pounded by guys. I would pound a trap but can't imagine letting cock touch my mouth. The small dicked ones are the best. Usually depraved and it's basically a huge clit.
>My wife thinks it's funny and makes fun of me for it. She just wishes she had the looks. Lol.
Im 12 what is this?
Haven't seen one of these in a while
ITT: Your rig specs
Mine:
>CPU: i5-4440 Quad core 3.3 Ghz
>GPU: R9 270x 2Gb
>RAM: Corsair 8 Gb DDR3
>HDD: 1 TB, forgot the manufacturer, 7200 RPM
>PSU: Corsair 600W
>Fans: Coolmaster 212
>Case: Dell XPS 8700
> OS: Windows 7
Peripherals:
>Big ass 30" TV (1080p) as a monitor
>Old keyboard and mouse from like the late 90's. Stil amazing, feels very solid.
Cost was easily under 800$.
Runs almost all modern games very well. Overall very satisfied with it.
Don't see any potential upgrades in the future.
>>577382102
Haswell i5's should be good with gaming for quite some time, until more than 4 cores becomes a requirement. But r9 270 has a beast price to performance ratio, I wouldn't bother upgrading. I have virtually the same but a refresh 4460 instead.
>CPU: AMD Athalon II X2 255 3.1 GHz
>GPU: Nvidia GeForce GT 610 1 GB
>RAM: 4 GB of some brand or type or another
>HDD: 300 GB toshiba or some shit and a 2 TB WD external of some other type.
>PSU: Fuck if I know
>Fans: A fan
>Case: Sone eMachines shit
> OS: Windows 7
Peripherals:
>32" 1080p Coby TV. It's shit.
>Some shitty logitech keyboard and some shitty logitech trackball mouse.
I guess you could say it's the best.
2x ASUS 24" 144Hz
Nvidia GTX 970
8GB DDR3 RAM
512GB SSD
2TB HDD
P55 mobo
i7 860
Corssair H50
Corsair 850w
Haf Case
other stuff
Everyone, meet Maude. Maude, everyone.
Maude is not the picture of physical wellness. She is, in fact, a disaster. This is not debatable and that status is irreducible. Axiomatically, she is a disaster. That said, however, she is a disaster with needs. Deep, gnawing needs. Here, I will regale you with a story about the time I spent with Maude.
We met online. The internet is such a great invention for the lonely, isn't it? I never had the confidence to seek someone with my fetish in real life. Maude told me something similar. The mere fact that we found one another seemed like serendipity; Maude likened it to Salk discovering penicillin. "Beautiful," I thought.
After chatting with one another for a few days and learning that we were a mere 100 miles apart, we decided to meet. I remember pulling into her driveway and sitting in my car and trembling with excitement. I'd already begun to seep through my pants; the corduroy glossy and moist like the side of a McDonald's bag. Her doorbell rang when my shaky finger pushed the button and the door immediately opened. She had been waiting.
We stared into each other's eyes for a moment. Mine were bright. Fiery with passion. Hers were dull and wet; wheat flour and molasses cookies left for days in a room with 100% humidity. Not a word was spoken. Slowly, she raised her chins, pointing her nose at the ceiling. And there it all was. Exposed. Explicit. Just like we had discussed.
Somehow the scent hit me even before my view had even focused. Sharp and acrid; an aged Stilton maturing at a tire fire. My mind reeled and I moved in.
>>577363630
I have a space between my front teeth. Why does this matter? It just so happens that the majority of her beautiful skin tags just fit between that gap. Their swollen tips are too fat, obviously, but their stalks aren't. That means once I get one in my mouth, I can use my teeth to pull. And pull. My tongue flicked against the turgid head as I stepped backward. The stalk stretched nearly a foot before it snapped. The head fell onto my tongue, leaking whatever gift was inside. Reverentially, I chewed. It took nearly 15 minutes for it to break apart.
I was so locked into my experience that I hadn't noticed that Maude was now nude. Her hands were at her hips, tracing lazy ovals around her 4" long nipples. For some reason, the carpet was now soaked. I moved back toward her neck again and again, each time capturing one of the beautiful prizes she'd grown for me. Once they were gone, I was exhausted. I ran my tongue over the fertile ground on which they grew, praying silently for their eventual regrowth.
I left, spent. And that's my story about Maude, the disaster. We still talk now and then, and she's told me how little nubs are starting to form on her neck like tiny shoots. I laughed and said it's springtime for her neck. She might have laughed, too. Can disasters laugh?
>mfw this thread
what the fucking fuck
And so it returns, 4chan's second coming of the town game.
The aim is simple - at least one human must survive this bizarre land.
Your people have found themselves in the middle of a field with a stream and some berry trees. 100 brave souls have emigrated to this land.
First we must build a town, you have 3 buildings, and unlimited natural resources to choose.
First relevant posts ending in 1,2 or 3 will decide.
One of your people has died from boredom.
>>577374935
A bath house
A kitchen/cafeteria
A bunkhouse
All made of stone
>>577374935
a giang fort and a armory with forges and suck
ready to mass produce weapons,
also we need a totem of some sorth GABE statue?maybe
Hi /b/oys
>>577378807
furst
MOAR FUCK US ALL
>>577378807
*yawn* you know the drill
r34 thread since nobody except that one spamming faggot is making one
Finally.
Anyone else there, though?
Taking requests also.
ill help ya buddy.
>>577376835
Wouldn't mind some Alyx Vance, also lurking.
Can we ruin reddit's secret santa? It seems like it is one of their greatest points of pride is their big gift exchange. It is also a big way their corporate overlords make the $$
I don't know how it works but if it works like any other secret santa we should all just be able to sign up a bunch of times and give no gifts and ruin the trust of the whole give/receive system and sink the thing.
What do you say /b/ lets start up the internet hate machine and ride once more for great lulz.
Sure. You go first.
I'm in
>>577378634
I did, I signed up myself and made a couple accounts for people I know. Just read the rules a little more and yeah basically you'll get a free gift out of the deal and you'll be laughing at some moron who put his trust in kindness of internet stangers.
diaper thread? havent seen one in forever.
>>577377459
The one this morning died.
nice guys dont get laid because they're not man enough to take what they want. Women respect an asshole and try harder to please him. The nuclear family is almost dead and betafags and feminism is to blame.
Prove me wrong... oh ya, you cant
Op shut the fuck, nobody cares
>>577361742
.thread
>>577361319
Agree with you, but >>577361742 is correct... nobody cares, no way to stop it.
this slut just got married, wanna jerk to her fuck pics? :]
hhhnnnggg fapfapfapfapfapfap
want moar?
keep doin
