Why the U.K is and always will be better than the U.S.A
>cant win wars on your own bush begged Britain to help with Iraq and Afghanistan. U.K backs down from striking Syria and America backs down immediately and freaks out.
>You speak English
>Your country is ignorant and uneducated
>talk about how rich your country when it's in severe debt and only a fraction of Americans are actually rich compared to the rest
>Your country lacks culture, the only culture you have is literally fast food, celebrities and weapons and the rest is actually minorities’ culture that they bring with them
>complain about religious fanatics when your country is covered in Christian nuts
>Your country is full of criminals and has more prisoners in prisons and jail than anywhere else.
>think you’re patriotic because you support your military and chant U.S.A
>Get your rights trampled on daily by politicians and cops
>deeply obsessed with celebrities they're treated like god's
>your country is lacking history
>thinks they're free when there government is constantly spying and censoring them
>hardworking immigrants built the country for you to go and fuck it up
>make fun of immigrants even though their country was formed by immigrants
>no such thing as 100% American, you're just British then
>massive drug problem
>doesn't consider health care a right to everyone and thinks other countries that have free (tax payers) health care to be socialist even though your police and fire departments work that way. Prisoners have better access to health care than most Americans.
>inb4 butt hurt replies
>inb4 butt hurt Americunts claim it's bait because they can't handle the truth
Glad I don't live there
Glad I live in the greatest country on earth the U.K
>>577061950
m8 uk is shit, just accept it
fellow britbong
>>577061950
10/10
>>577061950
postcode or city?
So /b/, i was walking my dog this afternoon and found this bag laying outside.
Looks like some kind of crystallized powder, very sour to the taste also doesn't really smell like anything.
About 5 grams.
Any idea what it might be?
>Pic obviously related.
>>577061401
meth
>>577061401
just buy a test online
>>577061401
sour or bitter?
Mutant thread, now with extra ayy lmao
CREEP THREAD
>>577036043
Moar
Just saw a historic pictures thread with a rare 9/11 picture.
Rare 9/11 pictures?
Pic related
>>577038442
bumping for interest
bumping also
Jews did it!
THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA.
Greetz, /b/. In the beginning, CP was used in the same way that gore is used today: to drive away cancerous "feels," rate threads, niggers from Myspace, and general faggotry.
There was no "right" or "wrong" regarding CP in the minds of /b/ when it was used this way - we are above common morality.
It was shock treatment. It was chemo for the cancer. It has, however, become ordinary and has lost its purpose. Pedos who do not contribute to /b/ in any way, who do not raid with us...who are not part of us, exist here only to request and post CP every other minute. Meanwhile, something as dumb as "Lenny" is/was marked as spam by 4chan's spam filter. Lenny...which was once a sticky on /b/...is now spam. While lolicon, child nudism, and hardcore pizza is mostly tolerated until enough reports are sent. Problem? These pedos cause other pedos to flock here, as well as fags who just want to see something fucked up (like CP). And thus you get tons of new cancerous threads, most of which aren't even related to CP. Baww threads, rate me threads, and so on. All of this cancer has come forth from pedos exploiting /b/; they have caused interest in other cancerous cells and here we are: one cancerous tumor on the testicle of 4chan.
If you want to return /b/ to its original glory...or even capture part of it...engage in this mission with me. Collect screenshots of the threads they create for 3d lolicon, which is illegal in the U.S., and of course CP...remembering to cover-up the images in the thread in Photoshop or GIMP. Capture the report screen showing that you did indeed notify a Mod, and that they have failed to uphold their legal responsibility.
>>577045229
Its not about Law Enforcement knowing about CP on /b/ - they know and don't care.
This is about making the general public know about the extensive dumping of child pornography on /b/. THEN Law Enforcement will start caring. I will be sending my documentation, after a satisfactory collection period, to major news agencies who I know will want to report on this, such as FOX, as well as to local law enforcement agencies (anonymously of course). I suggest you do the same.
Join me, and let the Great Purge begin.
tl;dr muh /b/
>>577045229
>who do not raid with us
>us
You know when you hear news stories about children being abducted and held and tortured and raped and they don't give many details?
Those kids must give long depositions or otherwise relate exactly what the experience was like and how it felt and what was done to them and how it felt being penetrated and forced.
Where can I legally find that info? is it in books or online?
I want real stories by real kids who were brutalized, where can i get this? it must exist
Look up kathy o brien
You'd have to go to the clerk of the court and request documents for a specific case.
I was abused by my uncle when I was a kid
Evening /b/!
Onyxdime here; and tonight we’re playing the Respect game at Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.
It’s a new set of rules, so take a 30 seconds to read over them.
1.) Anons will play as a girl in a attending Bogwarts.
2.) There is no specific goal except for what you make of it. You will attend classes, socialise, and discover quests to go on if you want to.
3.) If you are well respected you will be treated better, gain stronger allies, and generally be safer. However, if you do not command respect, you may find yourself catcalled, groped, molested, and even worse in the castle’s corridors.
4.) Anons will vote on what action they want the character to take. The action with the most votes wins.
5.) Sometimes you will have to roll for various tests. e.g. a strength or intelligence test. You must roll EQUAL TO OR BELOW what OP states. Rolling between 0 and 15 counts as an epic win. Rolling 85-100 counts as an epic fail and will have extra negative modifiers applied to it.
6.) No scat/guro. The character’s age will never be specified, nor will the age range of students at Bogwarts. It could very easily be an institution for adults, much like a university. Or it may not be if the reader doesn’t want it to be that. All characters are whatever reasonable age readers want them to be.
“ALLLLLL ABOAAAARD!”
*Pewp pewp!*
The whistle shrieked loudly over the steam engine’s chugging. You tucked your overfilled suitcase into a narrow metal rack, watching as a magical spell shrunk it down to a more manageable size, enabling it to fit. Excitedly you began walking down the aisle looking for a free seat in one of the cabins.
You can’t believe the day had finally arrived when you will be going to Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry. It was one of the most renowned magical schools in the world. Unfortunately cuts in the budget meant your invitation to the school arrived far later than it should have and you never got a chance to buy your robes or books for this term. Hopefully someone would be able to assist you when you arrive. As you walk along you hear a faint jingling from your pocket - 46 gold pieces. Enough to buy the basics for your school year. You heard there were jobs at Bogwarts. Maybe you could earn some more money that way if you needed it.
You would probably describe yourself as:
A.) A Noble Protector - Unlike the other families on this train you come from noble blood. Technically you are 43rd in line to the British Throne. You have been trained from birth to be confident, to stand up for the weak, and to be a leader.
B.) A Quick-witted Genius - You’ve gotten by using your brains. You mightn’t be as rich, or as popular as any of the other girls, but you’ve got it where it counts. Exams and learning new things came easily to you.
C.) The Prom Queen - Popularity, beauty, and fashion are what matters most. You almost never make a social faux pas, and friends flock to you easily.
D.) Daddy’s Girl - Your dad is a very successful (if somewhat unethical) businessman. Over the years you have learnt how to play men to get what you want, as well as dabbling briefly in dark magic with your papa.
B
show me some nice asses /b/
>>577026258
dumping a few of my favorites
gifs that are like porn to you but are not porn
>>577042752
i like you
>>577042752
I hate you
Achtung Brot
what the fuck is with that after-credits shit
jesus christ the plot thickens
she's not an x-man bro she's an EX-MAN
Marinefag reporting in,
You fucking cowards have one post to explain why you aren't serving your country.
Make it good, pussies.
>Implying I haven't
cuz your there, and your just not very nice
I like having sex with women
Any couples interested in making $200 to $500 tonight?
I'm into watching girls eat food with cum on it and will pay a couple to make a video of that tonight. It will never be posted anywhere, ever. Nudity not necessarily required. I would pay 1/2 before you send the video. She does not have to be into it, being disgusted is fine.
Bumping with related pics I found online
[email protected]
>>577024036
nasty
Goddammit I wish I could do this, but the wife won't have any part of it. I've emailed you before
>>577024036
What needs to be done to get the full $500?
3d loli
S/FUR/ caturday!
the ride never ends!
>>577034830
About time.
