Why didn't any of you fags fuck your teachers at high school?
>pic related
>>576643559
I did. feel bad about it now.
>>576643559
I did. But I was in first grade. I feel bad about it now.
> be me, tail end of 10th grade
> walking home from school one day, when my biology teacher pulls up in her 80's volvo
> "Hey, Anon, need a lift?"
> Been struggling in biology lately, but never turned down a free ride
> get in
> "So, Anon, do you always walk home from school? Your parents don't pick you up?"
> "Nah, they are always working."
> disbitchisbeingwaytoonice.jpeg
> I fidget with the seatbelt to occupy myself. My house is only like a mile and a half away, so it won't be much longer.
> Knew I was going to fail bio, never understood anything that was going on. Went to tutoring but it never helped.
> "So, Anon, you're not doing so well in class... have you ever considered tutoring?"
> Bitch, I've been in tutoring for the last semester. Hasn't helped
> "Yeah, I dunno, it never really works..."
Continue?
Feeling like shit lately, /b/. This might be my last post ever before I an hero.
>Be me at age 15
>Known girl that lives two blocks down for like 5 years
>Best friend
>One day me and her go to school together
>She sits next to me in class
>We're learning math at the moment
>She starts feeling up my leg
>wtf
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Ask her if she wants to meet after school
>mfw she says yes
>Go to parking lot for 3:30
>Waiting around for like 15 mins
>I hear noises from like 200 yards away
>I follow it
>She's getting figured by negro
>Heartbroken, run home
>Cry myself to sleep
>Get a call from her the next day, calling me a faggot etc.
>"Why are you being like this to me, Kaitlynn?"
>"You really thought I was interested?"
part 2 coming
>>576660279
OP will not delivrar.
>>576660279
Part 2.
>Can't go to school the next day. Feel too depressed.
>Hear knock on my door.
>mfw it's Kaitlynn.
>"What are you doing here?"
>"I feel bad about yesterday, Anon. It just felt nice knowing you were falling all over me."
>Don't really know how to feel.
>I'm invited around her house next week.
>Just me and her.
>Arrive at her house with flowers (fuck Idk I was 15).
>She invites me upstairs.
>"Flowers? Erm... OK. That's a bit weird."
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Start watching the Garfield Movie.
>Why the fuck are we watching this?
>She starts moving closer towards me.
>Puts her hand on my leg again.
>We start making out, finally.
>She says she's going to get changed.
>mfw
>She turns in with a short, lacey, tight dress.
>Red lipstick.
>datass.jpeg.
>She enters the room, then tells me to go on the floor.
>wtf
>The negro from the other day walks in.
>"You have to watch, Anon."
>Negro grabs me by my throat.
>Holds me against the wall.
>Spits in my face.
>"Watch me fuck her, you faggot."
>I sit there and watch him fuck the girl I love.
>He cums in her mouth, makes me kiss her.
>Run home crying.
>Never felt so humiliated
part 3 coming
Whhheewhh. Thought you went ahead with the an hero. Took long enough.
Alright /b/, fucking shitty "this board seriously fucked up my life" story-time. You sick fucks will get a chuckle from this, I know I normally would too, but this time I'm actually, ridiculously the butt of a /b/ joke and I have nobody else to talk to but you guys. I literally cannot tell anybody else about this shit.
>the other day, don't fucking remember when, there was a "walk in room, see this, what do" thread
>picture was of some creepy monster eyes looking out of a closet
>as usual, lots of responses said "start fapping"
>as usual, I lol'd, thinking actually that might be a decent idea to creep out any home intruders or monsters
>anyway, last night I get home late
>had been out at a friend's playing some vidya
>it's all dark and shit
>nearly halloween too so I'm already on edge
>yeah I'm a scared little bitch, whatever
>live with parents and younger brother (13 years old, I'm 18)
>expect them to be there, but there's a note on the kitchen counter saying they've gone out to see a movie
>home alone
>hate being home alone
>grab a knife and head upstairs, as I usually do when I'm alone
>my bedroom door is open
>normally I shut it
>whatever, don't really think about it too much, you don't really notice that sort of thing until after the fucking horrible event has happened
>go into my room
>just to give you an image, I walk in through the door, window is opposite me, bed on the left, closet on the right
>waltz into the room and fall on the bed
>put knife under pillow
>after a minute of enjoying my comfy sheets, I look at the closet
>holy fucking shit the door is open
>holy fucking shit I can hear something
>rustling sound INSIDE the closet
>mfw
>when I walked in, I shut the door behind me
>oh fuck
>do I run for the door? should I grab the knife and charge at the closet? maybe I'll scream? pretend that I didn't hear anything?
>haha remember that /b/ thread
>why am I thinking about that now? this is seriously a scary moment!
>cont.
yis go on
>>576659296
hope you severed your penis
>>576659296
MOAR FAGGOT
I need to know how many people would be interested in having Bluewuts pay for videos. I have lots of them and I am considering sharing if there's enough interest.
>>576641356
>>576641430
So no interest, cool.
R34
Sucks to be you op
Go on, I'm listening
>continue?
>anyone lurking?
>should I dump?
>should I post nudes?
>am I a large faggot that tongues the anuses of niggers?
>am I a mentally deficient asshole that shits himself daily?
YES. STOP ASKING AND JUST POST THE FUCKING THING. Y'ALL BITCHES LOOKING FOR VALIDATION SHOULD NOT BE CONTRIBUTING IF ALL YOU WANT IS REPLIES FOR YOU FAGGOTRY REPOSTS. FUCK.
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Spooky story thread? /x/ is gay
>Be me visiting family in El Salvador
>My moms family have their own acre of land
>They live in a deep wooded area. The only nearest house is a 6 mile hike and then 3 miles until you get to the small town
>First week everything is all cool
>My grandpa notice that i would stay up late and watch the stars, them skies are clear. Not like here in LA
>One night he told me to get inside or i would see "La Llorona"
In english its "The Weeping Woman" who was said to drown her children in a river and wanders around looking for her kids
I heard my mom tell me the story when i was younger but never really payed any attention. Im also not really spiritual or anything but after what happened then i just dont know anymore
>Get to bed cause it is getting late
>Couple days go by but nothing happens
>One night my grandfather wakes me up around 4 am
>Tells me to accompany him to get water from a river near by
The shower they have is located about 5 yards away from the house with a water tank that needs refilling for the morning shower
>We head out with some flashlights
continue pls
>I suddenly remember the Llorona story and my senses are more alert
>I hear some leafs being crunched a couple yards behind us and i could tell he hears it too by the look in his eyes
>We keep walking towards the river but now the crunching stopped
>Once we're there he says we need to fill up as quick as possible
>There is a complete silence in the air. The only sound is the water
>Once my grandpa notices the silence we both start hearing a faint cry
>He grabs my shirt and says we need to leave immediately and to drop the buckets so we can retrieve them in daylight
>We begin to head back at a fast walking pace
>My hearts pounding like crazy that i hear it in my head
>The same crunching is behind us again and its getting closer
>By now we're jogging back
>Felt like we were walking for half an hour
>Then we start hearing her cry even louder asking "Adonde estan mis hijos" (where are my children)
>We get into a full sprint not looking back or around at all
>by now its like 5 in the morning (usually the time my grandma lights up some candles in her house so it wouldnt be too bright if she turn the lights on)
>We see the yellow glow but its still a bit away
>i turn around and shit you not i see her chasing us
The sensation i felt when i saw her is unexplainable. It was a fear i have never felt in my life.
>We arrive at the house in sweat and out of breath
>We walk in carefully not to wake anyone
>My grandma knew what happened by the pale look on my face but she didnt say anything
>My grandpa and her looked at eachother like saying it to eachother through their eyes
I never went out at night over there again.
I do not believe in an afterlife but i do believe that the energy that is in a person does not simply just disappear. The energy that stays is what i would call a "ghost". I have had other ghostly experiences but none as frightening as that one
Walk in, see this. What do?
>>576639450
Wedgie
>>576639450
bang, bang, bang!
draw thread
>>576606154
You and I have a vastly different notion about what obesity entails, but I can respect your opinions.
Damn, didn't even notice it died.
I saw this somewhere and thought, there something odd about it.
I dont know why but i chuckled at the fist dick and balls.
Fuckin jews.
>>576635420
Is it the fact that the standing kid is being fisted by the crouching kid and is obviously turned on by it, considering the standing kids massive erection while he blindly points a gun at another sitting child?
>>576635834
nice
alright so this video has been going around for a bit and i finally watched it.
wtf, there are all these claims about harassment but most of these guys are just saying hello and saying she's beautiful
when did this shit start turning to harassment?
there are some dumb niggers who follow her creepily, but other than that this bitch is getting pissed about people saying good morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A
>>576613309
>when did this shit start turning to harassment?
When your Autism kicked in.
Hint, if you think you need to talk to a woman, don't.
I agree with OP 50% of this video isn't harassment. If you don't want to harass a girl, don't be ugly. True story, I'm not ugly.
>>576613494
explain, i get that these guys are hitting on her, and she can be pissed about it, but these are niggers in nyc, what else does she expect?
help me choose /b/ros
what exclusives do you want? If none, PC all the way baby
Donezo
PC master race, then Sony.
Unless for some reason you prefer the exclusives on xbox one.
/thread
Yo, /b/. Might remember me from last night. The dude that you guys legitimately got laid. Want the story?
Also, apologies. I told you guys same time as yesterday, but I'm a bit late from getting off work. I'm also gonna do the story from my comp so it doesn't take so damn long.
>>576622381
>>576622651
Not the same ID
>>576622759
That's because he went from his phone to his computer your frothing retard.
R34 thread
Bumpin'
AMPUTEE QT UPDATE
>Be me
>Head over to her place
>Arrive, park and call her
>She comes out and gets in my car
>Greet eachother and she asks how much gas I have
>Tell her about 1/4 tank
>She tells me to stop by the gas station because the hospital is a ways away
>Pull up to pump
>She asks what kind of gas my car takes
>Tell her regular is fine
>She gets out, swipes card and begins to fuel up
>I head inside and get us 2 waters
>Get back and shes just finishing up
>Ask how much she just put in
>She says she filled it all the way up
> :DFull Tank Feels
>Tell her she didnt need to do that
>She says its not a big deal and jokes "Now Ill just owe her a few more rides" (Thanks to you faggots this set off some alarm bells but its whatever because I like her and would still probably give her rides anyways)
>Get back in car and head to Hospital
>On the drive she copliments my music
>We groove, chat and enjoy the drive
>Get to hospital
YES! You are back!
>>576606378
>She checks in with physycians desk and we wait about 20 minutes until she's called
>She goes in for appointment
>I wait and pull my PC out of my bag and get some work donw while waiting
>20 Minutes later she's done and we're ready to go
>Heading back to car and she asks if Im hunrgy
> I am
>Ask where she wants to eat
>Doesnt know
>I suggest we just drive around the area for a minute and find a spot
>She agrees
>We find a little Mexican place that we decide on
>She orders Fajitas, I order Chimichangas
>Enjoy our meal
>She insists on paying tab
>I tell her Ill handle it
>She insists
>She pays tab and we leave
>>576606454
>At the car I ask whats next
>She says she has no plans for the day
>I say me neither (I really do need to finish up this paper soon but Ill find time later)
>I suggest a movie
>She says sounds great
>Get out my phone and look up whats playing
>See the Original Haloween is on the listings
>Think it must be a mistake but click it anyway
>It really is playing at a theater in BFE
>Ask her if she wants to see it
>She says she does
>Get directions to the theater
>Head out even though it doesnt start for a few hours
>Get to the theater and its in this nearly defunct mall
>Buy our tickets with well over an hour to spare
>We decide to check out the rest of the mall and get snacks to sneak in the movie
>Had a great time walking around the mall, looking at all the old abandoned stores and guessing what the remaining ones originally were. We could tell one of the shops was definitely a Footlocker because it still had the old faux basketball court wood paneling storefront.
>With about 30 minutes to spare we head back to the theater
>Get drinks
>Get seated
