new ex thread because img limit
i have a few ex's to share
let me know if you want me to dump
Ex Thread
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Pics you're not supposed to share
>>578100514
moar
>>578100514
Unless op delivers, op is a fag. Deliver, I wants to see.
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Found this near where I live today. How do I find out what it is. Wat do, /b/?
taste it. if its bitter and shitty its probably just chalk. if it numbs your mouth its drugs. enjoy!
looks like chunks of snow to me
>>578097516
okay i just licked my finger with some powder on it. it didnt taste bitter. and it was almost tasteless. i dont feel numb
Do you know why I'm black?
Because you have really, really bad luck
stop playing with brown paint
stop playing with brown paint
>>578091735
Because you love PCP.
69 decides
>>578081909
Then i guess you don't remember the nudes you promised to send me either
>>578081993
Roll for this
>>578081909
Hitler did nothing wrong
Is there a natural moral order or law /b/
Reasons for and reasons against.
>>578082048
Yes.
Because God.
You're born with your morals.
>>578082048
There is only self interested individual actors in a market of shared spacetime.
Slutty festival girls... go
>>578082028
Hi /b/. I just got home from work and I'm in the mood for a caught/awkward/cringe masturbation stories thread. I'll start but I'm more than happy to take a back seat if someone's got some interesting things to share.
>Be 12
>Don't really understand masturbation
>Watching Sailor Moon
>Older bro is cookin' in kitchen
>Tuxedo Mask
>this makesmemoist.jpeg
>Sit on hand
>Grind
>Don't understand why, just keep doing it
>Bro comes in
>I freeze
>"Hey anon, whaddya want with this chicken"
>"uh idk broccoli i guess"
>"Okay"
>He leaves
>I go back to Tuxedo Mask and grinding
looking back...wow, i was an idiot.
This is pretty soon after my brother leaves
>Go to bathroom
>Underwear is moist
>aw shit should have gone sooner gotta stop being distracted
>pee, take off wet panties, drop in laundry go back downstairs commando because i'm a fucking genius
>Straight back to grinding
>Don't stop for the whole rest of the show, not even paying attention, thinkin' the Tuxedo Mask thoughts
>Full on rubbing along the length of my fingers
>Confused why fingers are wet
>fuck it will deal later
>Brother comes in again
>Freeze again
>"hey anon come help me dish up"
>"uhh do i have to"
>"i fuckin cooked this shit if you arent gonna help then you can have like two forkfuls see if i care"
>I go to kitchen
>Usual routine: I get the cutlery/plates out and tell him how much I want, he serves
>Nothing unusual happens
>He picks up his knife and fork and goes into living room
>"hey anon why are these wet"
ffffffffffff i cringe every time i think back on it
>>578051573
>Be 13
>Some shitty school play
>am in orchestra, will be playing for the play so I don't have to act, still have to sit there during rehearsals
>Dress rehearsal
>Girls in silly dresses
>Guys in silly costumes
>This one guy in a mask
>A fucking mask
>Love the idea of some stranger in a mask just taking me
>moisteningbegins.jpeg
>yeah okay I had a bit of an obsession
>Back of the hall
>Hand between crossed legs
>Rubbing wrist against pussy
>Barely conscious I'm doing it
>Watch this guy
>He's saying his lines all smooth like
>Hall is pretty quiet
>Mask guy looks straight at me
>I let out this tiny fucking moan
>A fucking moan what the fuck
>Teacher turns round
>"anon are you okay"
>"u-um..."
>just kinda shrug and look away
I swear the guy knew when he looked at me. I was so creepy.
One time I jerked off at a funeral but no one was the wiser
Do you support the execution of all traps / trannies?
These mentally ill faggots need to be put out of their misery.
If they don't bother me, they can do what ever they like.
>>578066903
Thanks op.
At least we can rest assured they aren't breeding.
Problem takes care of itself. Social decline in morality always signals the near end of a civilization.
Shame we cant line them up and put bullets in then all
>>578066903
1. Put all the trannies and faggots who like them along with gypsies and jews into gas chamber
2. Nice
I lost the love of my life. My soulmate. Probably forever. I'm optimistic, so maybe not. Wat do?
> inb4 become an hero although that does sound tempting
> pic related
>>578077372
http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=79&type=wav
You cant lose a soulmate. Soulmates are equally drawn to eachother. U fucktard.
more pics op
Miley Thread
inb4chicken
>>578034809
who is this "miley"? You have nudes?
>>578034809
Okay i'll bite.
Bump
cont.
Fake and gay.
Intrigued... stamp?
Anyone think of any extremely offensive band names?
>>578051505
Cunt racket
Jewish slaughter
Ebola
New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Union Jack.
Please remove it.
North Shore Whore reporting in.
Im a nzer and fuck off with the nz threads every 5 minutes. Can we stop beimg so full of ourselfs? And fuck off about the flag. Nz was built off the back of the British empire. Have some culture. Last thing we need is to disassociate ourselfs any further from the rest of civilisation.
> mfw I realize you are all the fbi
>>578049990
>>578049990
don't worry, son. post some more of your illegal porn collection :^)
It's more obvious everyday.
