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Hello this is a continuation of the innocence lost thread >>578051405
My story will follow soon, feel free to share your own stories.
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Lv587... ID guy here. Hoping others come and share more stories :)
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>>578083624
mask-chan reportin' and ready for more...
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I'll post it here too, why not

>be 12
>living in the actual living room as one room is taken by dad and the other is taken by my brother
>if you come in via the front door, you see the living room and the couch I was practically living on
>anyways, fapping, headphones on
>I hear a crack
>I see something in the corner of the eye
>door opens
>I slowly turn my head to the left
>brother and his new gf
>I slowly clean up, pull my pants up, close the porn, put headphones on the table
>hey, what are you guys doing here?
>c-came home to pack up a few things
>oh okay
>she is my new girlfriend, <name here>
>I turn to her
>hey, I'm Anon, nice to meet you.
>she doesn't say a word
>I continue
>I'd shake hands with you, but... well, you get the point
>she's just standing there
>I can see it from the corner of my eye that my brother is almost blowing up from the laughter
>I walk away and wash my hands
>they don't say a word to each other, just pack up and leave

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Ok /b/rothers, i'm doing this 4teh lulz
would you mind to suggest some features to this project?
• Delete system32 it's already a feature
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10/10 Op if it works
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>>578113008

Remove the 9gag army logo ASAP.
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>>578113008
There's not much more you can do if you're already fucking their system32, but I have a program that everytime you click it moves the mouse to a random position I could share

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facebook friend you want to fuck: part 2
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>>578117370
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>>578117370
more right grill

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facebook friend you want to fuck
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yup
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>>578087397
nice lips and boobs

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new ex thread because img limit
i have a few ex's to share
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let me know if you want me to dump
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Ex Thread
or
Pics you're not supposed to share
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>>578100514
moar
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>>578100514
Unless op delivers, op is a fag. Deliver, I wants to see.
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Found this near where I live today. How do I find out what it is. Wat do, /b/?
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taste it. if its bitter and shitty its probably just chalk. if it numbs your mouth its drugs. enjoy!
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looks like chunks of snow to me
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>>578097516
okay i just licked my finger with some powder on it. it didnt taste bitter. and it was almost tasteless. i dont feel numb

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Do you know why I'm black?
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Because you have really, really bad luck
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stop playing with brown paint
stop playing with brown paint
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>>578091735
Because you love PCP.

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69 decides
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>>578081909
Then i guess you don't remember the nudes you promised to send me either
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>>578081993
Roll for this
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>>578081909
Hitler did nothing wrong

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Is there a natural moral order or law /b/
Reasons for and reasons against.
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>>578082048

Yes.
Because God.
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You're born with your morals.
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>>578082048
There is only self interested individual actors in a market of shared spacetime.

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Slutty festival girls... go
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>>578082028

Hi /b/. I just got home from work and I'm in the mood for a caught/awkward/cringe masturbation stories thread. I'll start but I'm more than happy to take a back seat if someone's got some interesting things to share.

>Be 12
>Don't really understand masturbation
>Watching Sailor Moon
>Older bro is cookin' in kitchen
>Tuxedo Mask
>this makesmemoist.jpeg
>Sit on hand
>Grind
>Don't understand why, just keep doing it
>Bro comes in
>I freeze
>"Hey anon, whaddya want with this chicken"
>"uh idk broccoli i guess"
>"Okay"
>He leaves
>I go back to Tuxedo Mask and grinding

looking back...wow, i was an idiot.
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This is pretty soon after my brother leaves

>Go to bathroom
>Underwear is moist
>aw shit should have gone sooner gotta stop being distracted
>pee, take off wet panties, drop in laundry go back downstairs commando because i'm a fucking genius
>Straight back to grinding
>Don't stop for the whole rest of the show, not even paying attention, thinkin' the Tuxedo Mask thoughts
>Full on rubbing along the length of my fingers
>Confused why fingers are wet
>fuck it will deal later
>Brother comes in again
>Freeze again
>"hey anon come help me dish up"
>"uhh do i have to"
>"i fuckin cooked this shit if you arent gonna help then you can have like two forkfuls see if i care"
>I go to kitchen
>Usual routine: I get the cutlery/plates out and tell him how much I want, he serves
>Nothing unusual happens
>He picks up his knife and fork and goes into living room
>"hey anon why are these wet"

ffffffffffff i cringe every time i think back on it
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>>578051573

>Be 13
>Some shitty school play
>am in orchestra, will be playing for the play so I don't have to act, still have to sit there during rehearsals
>Dress rehearsal
>Girls in silly dresses
>Guys in silly costumes
>This one guy in a mask
>A fucking mask
>Love the idea of some stranger in a mask just taking me
>moisteningbegins.jpeg
>yeah okay I had a bit of an obsession
>Back of the hall
>Hand between crossed legs
>Rubbing wrist against pussy
>Barely conscious I'm doing it
>Watch this guy
>He's saying his lines all smooth like
>Hall is pretty quiet
>Mask guy looks straight at me
>I let out this tiny fucking moan
>A fucking moan what the fuck
>Teacher turns round
>"anon are you okay"
>"u-um..."
>just kinda shrug and look away

I swear the guy knew when he looked at me. I was so creepy.
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One time I jerked off at a funeral but no one was the wiser

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Do you support the execution of all traps / trannies?

These mentally ill faggots need to be put out of their misery.
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If they don't bother me, they can do what ever they like.
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>>578066903

Thanks op.

At least we can rest assured they aren't breeding.

Problem takes care of itself. Social decline in morality always signals the near end of a civilization.

Shame we cant line them up and put bullets in then all
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>>578066903
1. Put all the trannies and faggots who like them along with gypsies and jews into gas chamber
2. Nice

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I lost the love of my life. My soulmate. Probably forever. I'm optimistic, so maybe not. Wat do?
> inb4 become an hero although that does sound tempting
> pic related
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>>578077372
http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=79&type=wav
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You cant lose a soulmate. Soulmates are equally drawn to eachother. U fucktard.
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more pics op

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Miley Thread
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inb4chicken
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>>578034809

who is this "miley"? You have nudes?
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>>578034809
Okay i'll bite.

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