Thread with things
>2014
>not marking your threads QWAK
>>578295186
I am the Qwak.
Found pictures of my girl's ex's dick on her computer. I have never felt more inadequate.
So tell me /b/, how can I legit make my dick bigger?
pic related, it's his monster
At least you don't have the gay stars.
PRO TIP: She doesn't care about that anywhere near as much as you.
>>578294376
post yours so we can evaluate the situation properly.
> be me, 13
>come home from school
>dad is working on my step moms car
>go inside drop off school stuff and get my bike
>tell dad I'm meeting friends
>"be back by dark"
>"k, bye"
>ride to downtown, not going anywhere specific
>go to usual hangouts looking for friends from school
>theres a small playground next to some woods we usually hang out at
>see a bunch of people as normal
>try an find some of my friends
>find step sister and her friends hanging by the woods
>her and her friends are jr in highschool, around 16/17
>go and say hi and ask if theyve seen such and such
>no sorry, how was school, blah blah
>go sit on a bench and wait around/people watch
>a few more people join my step sisters group
>they start edging their way to the woods
>i see them crawl into a big bush one by one
this forest is thick as shit. super dense and full of sticker bushes.
its huge and ends in the other cities.
>i get interested as to what theyre up to and decide to spy on them
>i hear giggling and chattering as i get closer
>i try looking through the overgrowth but its too thick
>go over to the bushes they crawled into
>get stuck and scratched all to shit
>inside i see where alot of branches were broken so i crawl out there
>after the big hedges of sticker bushes and trees and such I notice that theres a small litte path
>secretagentmode.gif
>>578299157
>try and creep up and see whats happening in here
>also super excited like a faggot at finding a 'secret' passage in the woods
>i get closer to the voices and start seeing smoke and smelling something odd (weed)
>as i turn the corner, one of the group sees me and nudges my step sister
>everybody was sitting on rocks or fallen trees. some had old ass rotten furniture
>my step sister (here on refered to as ashley) walks up to me
>she guides me back to where I came from and walks with me
>"you need to leave this is for big kids"
>"I am a big kid!"
>"no like grown ups"
>"well what were you doing in there"
>"nothing just hanging out"
>we go round and round with each other as we walk back to the park
>as we get to the bushes to the park she says
>"maybe one day ill let you hang out with us... but dont tell mom or dad cuz theyll say you're too little"
>so I find my friends and we hang out till curfew then make plans for tomorrow since it was the weekend
>i head home and put my bike away and go to my room and play some playstation
>the next morning i wake up and go out with my friends till about 2ish because it was pouring down rain
>when i get home i notice mom and dads cars where gone so i figured i would be able to watch the big tv and shit
>i go to my room and i hear ashleys radio
>i see if shes in there
>i knock and ashley and her friend were reading magizines and talking like bitches
>"o hey what are you doing anon"
>"nothing just gonna watch tv"
>"wanna play monoply with us"
>"sure"
monopoly.mp3
>all through the game ashley and her friend would whisper in each others ears and giggle
>we sat in her room and played some playstation and board games for a while
>mom calls us down for dinner and we all go eat
>(insert boring table banter)
>turns out ashleys friend (Beth) is staying the night
>>578299328
>finish eating and follow them back to ashleys room
>i get to the door and ashley looks at me and says
>"you cant come in, its for grown ups"
poutyface.png
>beth whispers in her ear and ashley looks at me and back to beth and shakes her head
>they start communicating in that odd nonverbal women speak
>i get confused and turn around to my room
>"anon wait, come here"
>i walk over
>"do you think you can be a grown up?"
>"YES"
>"are you sure? cuz you might be ready for a super secret ritual that turns kids into grown ups"
downasfuck.exe
>so i go in the room with them nervous as shit
>beth goes in bathroom and changes into her pajamas while my sister starts digging under her bed
>ashley hands beth a bookbag from under her bed and ashley goes to change
>when she comes back they are going through to bag
>eventually they find some magazines and start flipping though pointing and nodding
>im akwardly standing in her bedroom so i sit on the bed almost shaking with excitement
>they start writing stuff in a notebook and circling pages
>getting confused but super ready for a test
>after a few minutes they turn the ceiling light off and just turn a small lamp on in the bedroom so its all mysterious and dark
>"ok anon, do youswear to never tell anyone of the secrets we are about to show you?"
>"yes!"
>"do you promise to do as we say, and to not question us"
>"yes"
>"you're sure you're ready for this? mom and dad can never know, no matter what!"
>"OK i wont tell anyone"
>while i was being questioned beth closed the curtain and turned on the radio and pointed it at the door on low volume
>when ashley was done talking they looked at each other and started that telepathic shit again
>ashley- "ok well we need to start with a test to see if you're ready to be an adult"
>beth- "if you pass, you will be fine, but if not you will get really sick. are you sure your ready?"
>yes!
>>578299508
>ashley opens the window and beth grabs both of their book bags. they both grab flip flops
>it was dark and warm but no longer raining. everything was still wet though
>they motion me to follow and they climb out the window and onto the ground
>i almost ran back to grab shoes but didnt want them to change their minds
>i pulled my socks off and walked barefoot in the wet grass through our back yard
>they crossed over the hedges dividing our neighbors house from ours
>i followed we walked acroos a few more lawns until we came to a house that was for sale
>at first i thought we would be breaking in and got scared
>instead they walked to a group of trees where a previous owner had put a tree house up
>i almost didnt see it because it was so dark and painted dark green and brown to match the trees
> we climbed up the little wooden slats drilled in to the tree and crawled inside
>there was some old beer bottles and ciggarette butts scattered around
>beth opens the book bag while i was trying to wipe my feet dry
>she pulls out some candles and a bunch of thin blankets and lays them down
>they took off their jackets and sat on them beside each other while beth lit some candles
>ashley opens a little box from her book bag
>she pulls out a big glass pipe a little bag of weed and some lighters
>"ok anon. this is the first test"
>she packs the bowl and hits it and passes it off to beth who does the same
>i remembered the smell from before and how bad it was
>beth passes the pipe sideways to ashley who in turn hands it to me
>"do you know how to do this?"
>"uh, i think so."
>i just mimicked what they did but instead of inhaling i drew smoke in like i was taking a sip from a straw
WALLPAPER THREAD! GO! GO!
>>578292190
>>578292190
you have to contribute more to your own thread faggot.
boy butts?
>>578286814
noone?
>>578286996
>>578287145
Sup /b/ found this in class. It has a + and - on it, what can it be?
>>578279458
It's a suppository.
>>578279458
Eat it and you'll know
>>578279458
bump
accidental nudity
>>578272720
a partial nipple is not the same as nudity you asshole
Last thread 40'd. Same OP. Let's get some requests <3
two fingers in pussy?
hand up bum
404'd*
Mom helping thread.
she's helping him so hard
This is the profile i use on POF to get free nudes from girls. Sometimes it doesn't work out so well.
One of my victims that fall pray to my money
PAWG thread. White chicks with big asses.
Another.
>>578262862
Somebody say ass?
I'm trying to get free nudes out of pof by pretending to be s millionaire. This bitch claims she's fucking smart. Duck her
More
Fucked up porn thread. Let's go bitches.
bump for interest
>>578260493
bump for interest.
Wincest thread
>be 14
>sleeping in same bed with my niece who's 16 in vacation house of grandma
>start massaging her back
>slowly move hands to front to massage tits, doesn't stop
>slowly move my hand to her pussy
>start fingering her
>she moves her hand to my rock hard dick and starts fondling it
>suddenly she stops and says she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend
>go to sink to wash my hands
>smell fingers first
>smellsbadman.jpg
>wash hands and go back to sleep next to her
>mfw i fingered a girl for the first time and it was my niece
>no fucks given and we never speak of it again.
There you go my man
>>578254167
You are 14 and have a niece who's 16?
She's probably also your cousin you fucking redneck.
I'll post my thing in a second, I have to look for it
God tier women thread
zombie eyes
>>578244936
asl?
>>578244827
Freaky eyes. I dig it.
