asian thread? :)
fine, don't fucking post assholes
no one fucking CARE's
Trap thread
Sauce?
From the last thread
>still no chastity
Life is still kill
/r/ing pics of jess
Rule 34 thread
Ringing mad moxxi
moar lois/franny pls
Whats the drunkest you've ever been /b/?
>be a freshman in college
>rip 16 shots of admiral within an hour
>go outside for a cig
>need to yak, go behind a tree and puke 4 times for 30 mins
>friends take me back to my dorm
>take a shower, puke in the shower
>call campus police on myself to take me to the hospital
>dehydrated,...
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bamping, greentext inbound
>>578560915
Loser
>>578560915
>Going to hospital for minor dehydration
I hope you are 'murrican so you had to pay to fix being thirsty.
Riddle for ya, if you can solve it you'll win 10 mill on runescape.
im green and sticky, salty but sweet, you can cook me but you wont feel the heat.
WEED
>>578575129
no.
feel free to ask yes or no questions.
its seaweed. it creates soda ash when you cook it
dumping pics of my ex-gf post if you want I just want to dump her slut face on here
>>578576181
>>578576181
Bumping for interest
Interested. Might dump my exes pics. Fuck that bitch. I got a vid of her dildoing her ass.
loli bread
bump but no pics :(
New bred, gay shit. Go!
Old thread: >>578539319
The ride never ends!
>>578556603
dat ID
>>578556945
Pinecest is the best.
which to fuck and how?
None, because OP is faggot
>>578566946
I wanna make sweet love to left
>>578566946
This is an easy one::
First, slowly stalk each them until you find where their house/apartment/mobile home keys are. Then, break into their abodes each day, only moving their furniture and decorations over a foot each. Do this for about eight months. Then, when they slowly start to go insane with the ghost in their home, be their shoulder to cry on. Tell them nothing is going on and that they are fine. Then, over another eight months, move their furniture less. They will start to realize they aren't...
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Have you ever done anything to a sleeping girl?
Yep. I've covered them up with a blanket when necessary...AS SHOULD YOU.
>>578559702
faggot
Yes I have.... So continue on
ITT: Make a video game title better by replacing one word with "nigger"
>>578568342
Call of Nigger
The Legend of Nigger
>>578568342
Grand Theft Nigger
New wincest thread, the other was turning into a shit storm
>Be me 2 years ago
>Its around this same month of the year
>Headed to cousins birthday party
>Say hello and proceed to head to her little brothers room cause im more into xbox than shitty hiphop music
>She comes in and tells me to hang out with her and her friends
>Get outside and her friends are swaggots
>Try...
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She's too fucking cute
>Fast forward to end of party
>My cousin and i are now in her room watching a movie
>Shes wearing a tank top with no bra and some sweat pants
>When everyone is asleep she takes out this bong ive never seen before and asks if i want to smoke some bowls with her
>Fuckyeenigga
>Now im high and shes high
>It got pretty hot in her...
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>>578552289
cont?
>>578552289
Keep it going
Bogwarts part 7! Fuck your democracy and votes edition!
Evening /b/!
Onyxdime here; and tonight we’re continuing Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.
It’s a new set of rules, so take a 30 seconds to read over them.
1.) Anons will play as a girl in a attending Bogwarts.
2.) There is no specific goal except for what you make of it. You will attend classes, socialise, and discover quests to go on if you want to.
3.) If you are well respected you will be treated better, gain stronger allies, and generally be safer. However, if you do...
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posting for color
frist
Pingas
If you fagots can count to 10 I'll cover this pill bottle in tabasco sauce, and shove it in my ass. I'll will post pics.
1
your going to shove it in your ass regardless you faggot
2
Attention:
You won't believe me, but I am from the year 2042. If you live in the united states, (particularly near Chicago, New York City, or the district of Columbia) you need to prepare for nukes. December 21st of 2014, North Korea will launch 3 mid-sized ballistic missiles towards the three locations mentioned above. The missile headed towards the district of Columbia will be intercepted and explode about 50 miles to the west of Bellevue, Washington, and some structural damage will occur. President Obama will launch a retaliation about 30 hours after the first missile...
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North Korea's missiles don't have that capability.
I don't believe you, pics or it didn't happen.