Okay, here's the scenario:
You will get paid 1 million dollars to suck 200 dicks.
But there are some conditions:
All dicks are disease free, They are all white and clean, You have to suck for 20 minutes or until the guy cums (a nice incentive to pass the time), You can take as long as you like to suck all 200 patrons, and you will get paid once all dicks have been sucked. (you don't have to swallow)
Would you do it??
sign me up
Sure, bring on the cocks
>>578523226
Yes.
if theres a successful count to 6 i dump all photos of my ex
1
3
2
Hairy pussy thread, webms or pics
hairy pussy is okay with me, hairy butthole or hairy armpits - thats gross
LkbFDH
>>578523420
What the fuck are those things on her chest? They definitely aren't tits
Get that hippies feminist shit outta here.
Just found out girlfriend of 2 years is cheating on me. She doesn't know I know. Not asking you guys to do anything just what is a good form of revenge?
Tldr; best elaborate revenge plan
>>578524609
Put fentnyl patches on her while she sleeps for the next 30 days. Get her addicted to dope and then cut her off abruptly.
post nudes and her facebook account, and facebook account of parents, I'll do the rest
>>578524609
If you're a bitch, you can use nicotine patches, same method but probably use 2 patches per night. After 30 days she will be addicted to nicotine and not know why.
Also in the next 30 days collect as many nudes/videos as you can. Then at
Dancing thread
>>578506132
Im down
Friends you wanna fuck 4 gogogo
>>578513594
holy shit.. she has like my perfect body type on a woman.. got anymore pics OP?
Ask a guy who has done the cleaning up after a gay bugchasing party anything.
What didn't you have to throw out afterward?
Were you a part of it?
What's bug chasing
>>578509621
why?
Teens.
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>teens
10 bucks says this thread wont reach 30 posts
>>578518321
Just gonna dive straight in here and sauce?
B JUST WON BABBY CUP
I'm okay with this.
>>578523553
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TAPEWORM
So, guys, I'm moving out with my girlfriend, bought a house and stuff like that. I have 179 .webm files that I considered god-tier. So, take good care of them. #2
couldn't even link thread. faggot
> video 91 is a duplicate
>>578517340
Sorry about that.
THE FIRST 90 VIDEOS ARE HERE
>>578502210
ALBANIANS RULE!!
XD
>>578510585
fag
>>578510465
That's like saying niggers are decent people.
>2014
>pising INSIDE toilet
I am masterpiser!
i pis were i want to!
Sorry for bad english, i am russia.
want more?
>>578508387
чеки бреки
this is not giving shit
Ok guys I need help. Also if you're gonna judge me, gtfo
>be me
>26 years old
>6/10 maybe even a 7
>virgin(yea, i know. doesn't make sense considering I claim to be a 7/10)
>I'm anti social
>never kissed a girl
>basically your everyday elliot rogers
>go through high school and kissless and friendless except for a few nerdy friends(social outcasts themselves)
>parents are rich as fuck, also I'm an only child
>spend basically my whole life playing vidya and trolling on /b/
>watch as young boys half my age pull girls and do all the things I can only imaging doing
>too scared to pay for hookers because nervous as fuck
>all the neighbours know I'm rich as fuck
>richest kid in the neighbourhood, still can't get laid
>I would and could most definitely get laid if i wasn't so scared of girls
now to the main story
>two weeks ago
>go to see a movie(alone of course)
>coming back from movies
>meet a young 13 year old girl living just 2 blocks away from me(friendly neighbourhood slut)
>too nervous to even look in her direction(tfw a 26 year old man is scared of a 13 year old)
>she walks up to me and picks up a conversation
>usual how you doing, where are you from, blah blah blah bullshit
>eventually asks if I'm seeing someone
>"not currently" lol
>what about you? i ask
>she smirks"my ex cheated on me blah blah blah"knowing her, she probably cheated on him
>asks if i can do her a favor
>aha, it all makes sense to me now. why else would a 10/10 13 year old fully blossomed chick be walking home with the most socially awkward guy ever?
>ask her what it is
cont because file too long.fuck you moot
>>578498898
too lazy to type out the rest, basically i was desperate for sex so i paid her for a bj and now we are officially bf and gf on the downlow but i have to pay her 1k a week. Am i pathetic? should i end this?
>>578498898
shameless self bump
Pics or it didn't happen.
WE ARE IN THE FINAL /b/ros
one more match till we face /e/
implyingrigged.info
you will find teh stream from there.
Go /b/
TRAINFAGS BTFO\
>>578508592
first for /mulp/
derailed from first reply
So, guys, I'm moving out with my girlfriend, bought a house and stuff like that. I have 179 .webm files that I considered god-tier. So, take good care of them.
ill happily accept. good luck with your life bro
