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>>578370376
new loli orgy thread!
old one: >>578355796
OH SHIT IT'S A NEW THREAD. HOLY TITS.
GET HYPE'D.
Hey /b/ I'm feeling generous. Are you feeling lucky?!
>>578367526
21 dollars not cents.
21? fuck off you cheap asshole
First get
Well, about 33.5 days ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 23 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Roll 00, 33, or 77 and get 25k sent to your paypal account.
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yes!!!!! im gonna get rich with this post
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>be 17
>sister 15
>sister comes sneaking home drunk out of her mind
>i see her walking though the back yard to her window
>run into her room and lock them
>wait untill she tries my windows
>i open it for her and she tries to climb in
>i block her out and tell her im telling our dad
>she tells me to move
>I tell her if she cant be nice I'll tell him right now
>she is still trying to get in
>hear out in the hall
>dad walking to see why theres noise in my room
>sister starts panicking tell me to let her in
>"ill do anything!!"
>i pull her in the house and stuff my ps2 controller in her hands and sit on the floor beside her
>dad creaks the door open
>why are you guys making so much noise??
>sorry playing video games
>o ok just keep it down
>ok night dad
>night
>sis waits by the door listening for our dad to go to bed
>she opens the door and says thanks for covering for her
>tell her she owes me still
>she asks what I want
>tell her shes gonna be my sex slave for 24 hours
>she laughs, "no seriously"
>"I am serious"
>thats gross what else do you want
>i want to tell dad about the time you broke the bathroom door. the time you stole 200 dollars from him. i want to tell him that you actually broke his laptop so mom stop accusing him of watching porn. i want to tell mom that you got high and wanted to throw her vacuum off the roof
>she looks at me open mouthed
>"if i can use you as a fuck doll for 24 hours of my choice, anything else i can think of that i could black mail you for will be null"
>she closes the door, leans against it and slides down to a sitting position
>"are you really going to tell them that? they wont believe you?"
>"you know that car you want them to get you when you turn 16? think they will if i tell them you came home tonight drunk? the other 15 years of stuff are just icing"
>she looks at the floor and picks at her ankle then mumbles "ok. but NOONE can find out!"
>i agree and show her out
>>578359734
>i walk in and she is passed out on her bed
>i stop and admire my new sex slave
>her strawberry blonde hair spread all over the place
>her makeup smeared over her face obscuring her little freckles across her nose
>she had one hand hanging off the bed
>she must have just painted her nails the night before because they were still bright pink
>she was wearing a yellow t shirt with white shorts
>one sock was half off her foot the other completly
>she had black toenail polish with pink tips
>i watched as she slept and starting getting hard
>i started rubbing one out
>i took her sock off her foot and slid over the head of my cock so i wouldnt make a mess
>i bust one and throw the sock down on the floor
>i go back in my room and wait for my dick to get excited again
>about 15 minutes later i hear her waking up
>i open my door and walk to her room
>"go use the restroom and take a shower, ill make breakfast"
>she wont even look me in the face
>idc im gonna pummel in a few minutes
>she gets walks out of the bathroom and sits down and the table where i can some bacon and pancakes
>she eats a few nibbles but looks queazy
>i check her out again in her new clothes
>she had on a dark blue tank top stretched down near her knees
>over that was a white t shirt about midway down her leg
>a dark blue hoodie was toping it
>she was wearing lights blue skinny jeans for the bottom
>i laughed at her attire
>i wondered if she knew she was wearing so much blue and that her general attidue was blue (depressed)
>i told her when shes done the timer starts
...
>>578359941
>about 7:32 the countdown begins
>i told her it will end in the parnking lot at school monday
>we are in her room
>she has a big high heeled show as a chair
>i sit on that and tell her to strip dance for me
>she looks hesitant but starts sliding around
>i turn on her radio and flip through her cds untill we find somehthing appropriate
>she starts gettting in it but still clothed
>i was amazed that she could dance like that so natuarlly
>she started with her socks
>this led to the jacket
>a few minutes of akwardly rubbing her clothed and bra'd tits in my face she takes off her shirt
>shes now standing in front of me wearing a tank top and bra with jeans and underwear
>she stops enjoying herself when she realizes she has to take her shirt off
>she keeps dancing but not like she was
>off it goes revealing a plain white bra
>she crosses her arms over it and keeps dancing
>she sees me flash a glare and she drops her hands
>shes opening my legs and rubbing her ass on me
>i can feel my raging wood rub her ass crack
>i wait for the song to change and i flip the lights off and turn a lamp on so its more relxed
>she stops dancing and take her bra off
>thisisit.jpg
>>578360016
>im staring at her in her jeans with her beautiful tits staring at me
>they were almost milkly white with a tan v across her cleavage
>they were about a b cup bearly more than a handfull with pink little nipples
>i motion her to come over to me
>she histates then does
>i grab her tits in one hand and suckle the other
>i can feel her gasps as i touch her
>i slide a hand down her jeans and feel the slightest prickles of hair and i slide my hand over her lips
>i put my hand on her shoulder and nudge her down to the floor in front of me between my legs
> she brushes her hair from her face and looks as me
>it wasnt sadness
>it wasnt even hate
>it was fear i saw in her eyes
>i ask of she has ever done anything like this before?
>"yeah, its not that. lets just get this over with ok"
>i aint even mad
>she starts unbelting my pants
>then the button
>then the zipper
>she slides my jeans down exposing my boxer less undercarage
>my cock is rock hard nearly shining in the dim light
>i can see precum over the head and my sister looks at it with disfust
>she spits on her hand and starts jerking me off
>i gasp and jump and the suddenness of warmth and pressure over my dick
>she stares at my dick trying not to make eye contact
>she stroked for about 5 - 10 minutes before i became bored with it
>i put my hand on the back of her head and she dives her mouth over my shaft
>second suruprise
>as she starts giving me a shitty blowjob i lean back over the curve of the giant chair/shoe im sitting on, and savor the moment
>i start whispering instructions
>more hands
>mind your teeth
>breath through your nose
>faster
>deeper
loli
murica police hate thread
Srsly why are those fuckers running arround shooting people and stuff? When a guy is shot because of a knife he pulled out they will stand there and yell at him to drop the knife as if he can harm them from 20ft away and seriously wounded. Fucking pussys.
Anybody personal storys to share?
>>578355237
Did you get a parking ticket or something you faggot?
>>578356360
fuckers have beaten me up one time for no reason.
Also I'm currently watching this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ghdM66U4Y
>>578356360
"no reason" Yea im totally sure they just decided to beat you up for no reason.
Hey /b/ i'm back with more security cam logins. 41 or 14 decides if I should dump.
dont dump
> get 14 or 41
how about you just fucking post it.
>>578348068
want to give moral fags a chance. It is only fair.
You boner you lose. No rules
>>578324397
no fuck off. Too much porn on /b/.
Sissy thread?
Who else is a good sissy slut?
>>578296678
More of these
what happened to /fur/ ? pic related
>>578333205
people stopped being faggots
Removed, everyone was b&
PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PEICE OF FAT SHIT YOU RETARDED MONGER SITTING THERE ALL DAY WATCHING CARTOON ANIMALS FUCKING EACH OTHER AND FAPPING TO IT, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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(Wincest)
FB girls you'd fuck
right
>>578310157
Left is more attractive
>>578310220
I was about to post the same. OP has a thing for chicks with obvious self-esteem issues and too much make-up.
>>578310157
absolutly left but who am I?
ugly dicks that make us feel good about ours
>>578300531
That is fucked up
