Sauce thread! HELP ME FIND THIS SAUCE
>>578305782
NaughtyAmerica.com
>>578306362
u little shit
>>578306362
10/10
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD!
Before last one 404's.
Give me a kik name to a girl and I will get into her phone and potentially leak the nudes here if she has ones.
Deliver within 5 minutes.
Ryouku
Petterssonsofia
PLEASE
chimeranightshade
guys we have a true hero of 4chan
>kicks bitch's ass
>kick white knight's ass
>hallelujah
conversation as follows
>stupid bitch
>wtf did you call me
>hits the dude...
webm:related
Got a link? this is pretty damn funny
Link plz
>>578305804
>>578305804
>>578305804
>>578305804
>>578305839
>>578305839
>>578305839
>>578305839
full link with audio
liveleak
com
view?i=774_1415473640
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD!!
Give me a kik name to a girl and I will get into her phone and potentially leak the nudes here if she has ones.
Deliver within 5 minutes.
mafersantini
Michathekitten please!
>>578311239
Once again.. she is underaged
What is the best way to seduce a 14/15 year old?
rape
wait 3-4 years
>>578304214
bein' 14/15 yr old and not a old green man
rule 34 thread
>>578299821
Anyone have more The Last Of Us? I'm looking for more of the realistic stuff and less cartoonish content.
K
Asian thread? Asian thread.
dumping
Friends you wanna fuck cont.
>>578309991
IG?
Alpha newfag wants to help you beta neckbeards and autists get laid. Over the last 15+ years I've gotten hundreds of girls from Craigslist and other sites. Anyone can do it. Taking questions.
Pic related: got her from CL last week.
>>578307605
>Pic related: got her from CL last week.
You didn't. Why would you start off with a lie like this?
>>578307605
oh. my. god. She's atrociously sexy
what do you write for them to trust you
body stats (black/white/fat/skinny/big/small dink
How do I small talk better, /b/?
I think I'm alright at it, but when I get into a conversation with someone I care about even a little bit I find myself trying to delve into their core beliefs and values. It feels like small talk is a waste of time by comparison but lately people have been pointing out that I'm "too serious".
How can I improve my chit chat skills?
Find people who want to talk about serious stuff... sure, there's the social oil that the makes the gears of our society run smoothly but they're so fucking boring and generic
>How're you?
>I'm good, but the weather could be better.
>I know, I just hope it's good for the weekend
rubbish
Bump
>>578307712
Your and introvert /b/ro you gotta learn how to fake it. Copy other peoples bullshit.
Sup /b/? Femanon here, rate my boobs?
timestamp or gtfo
take shirt off bitch, so we can actually rate
First timestamp
and then drop this and show more boobs
Thread with things
>2014
>not marking your threads QWAK
>>578295186
I am the Qwak.
Found pictures of my girl's ex's dick on her computer. I have never felt more inadequate.
So tell me /b/, how can I legit make my dick bigger?
pic related, it's his monster
At least you don't have the gay stars.
PRO TIP: She doesn't care about that anywhere near as much as you.
>>578294376
post yours so we can evaluate the situation properly.
> be me, 13
>come home from school
>dad is working on my step moms car
>go inside drop off school stuff and get my bike
>tell dad I'm meeting friends
>"be back by dark"
>"k, bye"
>ride to downtown, not going anywhere specific
>go to usual hangouts looking for friends from school
>theres a small playground next to some woods we usually hang out at
>see a bunch of people as normal
>try an find some of my friends
>find step sister and her friends hanging by the woods
>her and her friends are jr in highschool, around 16/17
>go and say hi and ask if theyve seen such and such
>no sorry, how was school, blah blah
>go sit on a bench and wait around/people watch
>a few more people join my step sisters group
>they start edging their way to the woods
>i see them crawl into a big bush one by one
this forest is thick as shit. super dense and full of sticker bushes.
its huge and ends in the other cities.
>i get interested as to what theyre up to and decide to spy on them
>i hear giggling and chattering as i get closer
>i try looking through the overgrowth but its too thick
>go over to the bushes they crawled into
>get stuck and scratched all to shit
>inside i see where alot of branches were broken so i crawl out there
>after the big hedges of sticker bushes and trees and such I notice that theres a small litte path
>secretagentmode.gif
>>578299157
>try and creep up and see whats happening in here
>also super excited like a faggot at finding a 'secret' passage in the woods
>i get closer to the voices and start seeing smoke and smelling something odd (weed)
>as i turn the corner, one of the group sees me and nudges my step sister
>everybody was sitting on rocks or fallen trees. some had old ass rotten furniture
>my step sister (here on refered to as ashley) walks up to me
>she guides me back to where I came from and walks with me
>"you need to leave this is for big kids"
>"I am a big kid!"
>"no like grown ups"
>"well what were you doing in there"
>"nothing just hanging out"
>we go round and round with each other as we walk back to the park
>as we get to the bushes to the park she says
>"maybe one day ill let you hang out with us... but dont tell mom or dad cuz theyll say you're too little"
>so I find my friends and we hang out till curfew then make plans for tomorrow since it was the weekend
>i head home and put my bike away and go to my room and play some playstation
>the next morning i wake up and go out with my friends till about 2ish because it was pouring down rain
>when i get home i notice mom and dads cars where gone so i figured i would be able to watch the big tv and shit
>i go to my room and i hear ashleys radio
>i see if shes in there
>i knock and ashley and her friend were reading magizines and talking like bitches
>"o hey what are you doing anon"
>"nothing just gonna watch tv"
>"wanna play monoply with us"
>"sure"
monopoly.mp3
>all through the game ashley and her friend would whisper in each others ears and giggle
>we sat in her room and played some playstation and board games for a while
>mom calls us down for dinner and we all go eat
>(insert boring table banter)
>turns out ashleys friend (Beth) is staying the night
>>578299328
>finish eating and follow them back to ashleys room
>i get to the door and ashley looks at me and says
>"you cant come in, its for grown ups"
poutyface.png
>beth whispers in her ear and ashley looks at me and back to beth and shakes her head
>they start communicating in that odd nonverbal women speak
>i get confused and turn around to my room
>"anon wait, come here"
>i walk over
>"do you think you can be a grown up?"
>"YES"
>"are you sure? cuz you might be ready for a super secret ritual that turns kids into grown ups"
downasfuck.exe
>so i go in the room with them nervous as shit
>beth goes in bathroom and changes into her pajamas while my sister starts digging under her bed
>ashley hands beth a bookbag from under her bed and ashley goes to change
>when she comes back they are going through to bag
>eventually they find some magazines and start flipping though pointing and nodding
>im akwardly standing in her bedroom so i sit on the bed almost shaking with excitement
>they start writing stuff in a notebook and circling pages
>getting confused but super ready for a test
>after a few minutes they turn the ceiling light off and just turn a small lamp on in the bedroom so its all mysterious and dark
>"ok anon, do youswear to never tell anyone of the secrets we are about to show you?"
>"yes!"
>"do you promise to do as we say, and to not question us"
>"yes"
>"you're sure you're ready for this? mom and dad can never know, no matter what!"
>"OK i wont tell anyone"
>while i was being questioned beth closed the curtain and turned on the radio and pointed it at the door on low volume
>when ashley was done talking they looked at each other and started that telepathic shit again
>ashley- "ok well we need to start with a test to see if you're ready to be an adult"
>beth- "if you pass, you will be fine, but if not you will get really sick. are you sure your ready?"
>yes!
>>578299508
>ashley opens the window and beth grabs both of their book bags. they both grab flip flops
>it was dark and warm but no longer raining. everything was still wet though
>they motion me to follow and they climb out the window and onto the ground
>i almost ran back to grab shoes but didnt want them to change their minds
>i pulled my socks off and walked barefoot in the wet grass through our back yard
>they crossed over the hedges dividing our neighbors house from ours
>i followed we walked acroos a few more lawns until we came to a house that was for sale
>at first i thought we would be breaking in and got scared
>instead they walked to a group of trees where a previous owner had put a tree house up
>i almost didnt see it because it was so dark and painted dark green and brown to match the trees
> we climbed up the little wooden slats drilled in to the tree and crawled inside
>there was some old beer bottles and ciggarette butts scattered around
>beth opens the book bag while i was trying to wipe my feet dry
>she pulls out some candles and a bunch of thin blankets and lays them down
>they took off their jackets and sat on them beside each other while beth lit some candles
>ashley opens a little box from her book bag
>she pulls out a big glass pipe a little bag of weed and some lighters
>"ok anon. this is the first test"
>she packs the bowl and hits it and passes it off to beth who does the same
>i remembered the smell from before and how bad it was
>beth passes the pipe sideways to ashley who in turn hands it to me
>"do you know how to do this?"
>"uh, i think so."
>i just mimicked what they did but instead of inhaling i drew smoke in like i was taking a sip from a straw
WALLPAPER THREAD! GO! GO!
>>578292190
>>578292190
you have to contribute more to your own thread faggot.
