Which ones jacks you off tonight?
How much do you cum and where?
>>578848435
Post more of #5 OP.
>>578848435
But they all look the same.
>>578848552
>>578848552
Gym ass, or just girls in leotards, etc thread
make me hard
>>578849521
>Be 17
>Friend is 14
>She obviously likes me
>Even my name in her contacts is "Kev Bae".
>Almost 1/4 of her instagram post are about me, from what I was told
>We always get touchy every time we sit in the bus together (hugging and leaning)
>I told her that I like her
What should I do next?
Pic related: It's a screenshot of me saying that I like her, by her "treasuring the moment"
>>578852109
im b4 underaged b&
gtfo
>>578852109
she's one of those crazy bitches, OP. She's only 14 too. Stick your dick in it an run.
if you know she's interested and still don't know what to do, it's simple. Go be a faggot somewhere else
I am going to drop hang myself from my treehouse tonight with a hangmans noose. Does anyone know: If It doesn't break my neck, will I just hang there or will the hangmans knot tighten to the point of suffocation/lack of oxygen to the brain. Also how long will It take to become unconscious If I fail to break my neck?
(Serious answers please)
If there are people depending on you, and you an hero, you're a coward.
If you have no people depending on you, go fucking live already. Sell your shit buy a motorcycle and enjoy the world.
No reason to take the pussy way out.
>>578839620
Dont be a silly billy
We will miss you
i know how you feel i suggest you go for a walk , i planned to kill myself a few hours ago but went for a walk and saw some horses in the field and it made me think that if i killed myself i wouldn't see the horses in the field.
Continued
>>578845469
reset all gets
8 wins
>>578849193
die of AIDS faggot
>>578849193
I'm not joking this time, I never was. Like I said, my friend was messing with my facebook.
I really do like you, so whats your answer to the question on going out friday?
>>578849193
Im ded serious.
inb4 Milhouse
>>578845112
Fuck Off
Ask a girl who just slept with her boyfriend's bestfriend anything
Pic related: it's me
What have you eaten for breakfast ?
>>578833793
Stop pretending to be a girl anon
Y?
This appeared between my balls and anus. What the actual fuck is and how do I deal with it?
>>578840965
It's called a pimple, pop it
It is a monument of all your sins
infected ingrown hair...quit shaving so damn close ya sissy faggot
Teens?
Ontario thread
Southern ontario reporting in!
>>578833753
You got anymore of these two?
Maple reporting in
Story time, /b/
>Be me
>Be last night
>Smoking out my window
>See black silhouette running through my street into the park
>He's holding two frozen pizzas
>whatthefuck.ext
>Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him
>"GIVE US THE FUCKING PIZZA"
>"THEY'RE MY FUCKING PIZZAS"
>Decide to check the park because fuck it
>Standing on other side of the street the park is
>See silhouette beat the shit out of groupies with fucking frozen pizzas
>FROZEN PIZZAS
>4 guys on the ground, pizzabro still on some kung fu shit
>Two remaining guys take out knives
>Pizzabro stabbed in the arm
>Drops pizza
>Decide "fuck it"
>Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls
>Stabs me in the leg
>IN THE LEG
>I kick him in the head
>fuckmyleg.jpg
>Pizzabro beats up last guy
>Guys run
>Take pizzabro into apartment because he got fucking stabbed
>Tell him we should call an ambulance
>"Nah fuck dat"
>We patch ourselves up
>Bandages+duct tape=patched up
>He gives me a pizza and leaves
>Sit in couch thinking about what the fuck just happened
>Got stabbed for a pizza
>>578834736
That's what i refer to as "fucking worth it"
Good story OP
9/10
good one OP
this is so fucking bizzare i am inclined to believe it's true.
good story op would read again.
Havent seen a closeups thread.
Lets start one.
Hey /b/, poorfag here. I can save up about $27 for food each month. I have been buying bulk bags of B grade frozen veggies. I cook them in the microwave, salt, pepper, and furikake.
I have been eating pic related 3 times a day for almost 2 months now. For dinner I eat half a can of beans along with the bowl of veggies.
Does /b/ have any other ideas for me? Remember I have a budget of about $27 per month.
>>578821584
You need to start sucking cock so you can afford mcdonalds.
thought I might add I am not vegetarian or anything. beans are cheap protein and i thought if I could only afford to eat one thing it should be vegetables
poor bastard
I want to feel it /b/
>>578814117
rub that basalm shit on your balls then masturbate
youll feel it alright
>>578814117
I'm here anon. Do you have a story to tell?
>>578814117
Feel what?
does anyone want to see my sister's thong collection
shes supposed to be the innocent asian girl at school
but surprise surprise
commencing dump if anyone is interested
>>578784895
ok, lets see.
show her wearing it.
![pizza2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z2eviTS.jpg "pizza2[1]")
