Continued
>>578845469
reset all gets
8 wins
>>578849193
die of AIDS faggot
>>578849193
I'm not joking this time, I never was. Like I said, my friend was messing with my facebook.
I really do like you, so whats your answer to the question on going out friday?
>>578849193
Im ded serious.
inb4 Milhouse
>>578845112
Fuck Off
Ask a girl who just slept with her boyfriend's bestfriend anything
Pic related: it's me
What have you eaten for breakfast ?
>>578833793
Stop pretending to be a girl anon
Y?
This appeared between my balls and anus. What the actual fuck is and how do I deal with it?
>>578840965
It's called a pimple, pop it
It is a monument of all your sins
infected ingrown hair...quit shaving so damn close ya sissy faggot
Teens?
Ontario thread
Southern ontario reporting in!
>>578833753
You got anymore of these two?
Maple reporting in
Story time, /b/
>Be me
>Be last night
>Smoking out my window
>See black silhouette running through my street into the park
>He's holding two frozen pizzas
>whatthefuck.ext
>Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him
>"GIVE US THE FUCKING PIZZA"
>"THEY'RE MY FUCKING PIZZAS"
>Decide to check the park because fuck it
>Standing on other side of the street the park is
>See silhouette beat the shit out of groupies with fucking frozen pizzas
>FROZEN PIZZAS
>4 guys on the ground, pizzabro still on some kung fu shit
>Two remaining guys take out knives
>Pizzabro stabbed in the arm
>Drops pizza
>Decide "fuck it"
>Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls
>Stabs me in the leg
>IN THE LEG
>I kick him in the head
>fuckmyleg.jpg
>Pizzabro beats up last guy
>Guys run
>Take pizzabro into apartment because he got fucking stabbed
>Tell him we should call an ambulance
>"Nah fuck dat"
>We patch ourselves up
>Bandages+duct tape=patched up
>He gives me a pizza and leaves
>Sit in couch thinking about what the fuck just happened
>Got stabbed for a pizza
>>578834736
That's what i refer to as "fucking worth it"
Good story OP
9/10
good one OP
this is so fucking bizzare i am inclined to believe it's true.
good story op would read again.
Havent seen a closeups thread.
Lets start one.
Hey /b/, poorfag here. I can save up about $27 for food each month. I have been buying bulk bags of B grade frozen veggies. I cook them in the microwave, salt, pepper, and furikake.
I have been eating pic related 3 times a day for almost 2 months now. For dinner I eat half a can of beans along with the bowl of veggies.
Does /b/ have any other ideas for me? Remember I have a budget of about $27 per month.
>>578821584
You need to start sucking cock so you can afford mcdonalds.
thought I might add I am not vegetarian or anything. beans are cheap protein and i thought if I could only afford to eat one thing it should be vegetables
poor bastard
I want to feel it /b/
>>578814117
rub that basalm shit on your balls then masturbate
youll feel it alright
>>578814117
I'm here anon. Do you have a story to tell?
>>578814117
Feel what?
does anyone want to see my sister's thong collection
shes supposed to be the innocent asian girl at school
but surprise surprise
commencing dump if anyone is interested
>>578784895
ok, lets see.
show her wearing it.
alright fags. teach me some cool weird facts. I feel like learning today
>>578774449
OP is always a faggot.
While water cover's 71% of our planet's surface, water only accounts for 0.02% of our planet's mass.
OP is always a fag.
Can someone please help me out with finding the vids of her
>>578770312
all i have is this
ITT: #1 Starship of all sci-fi.
>Time Machines don't count
>>578778023
My personal favorite was this incarnation of enterprise. "E"
>>578778023
TTGL
As far as physical design I must admit I'm a firefly faggot.
>inb4 it's specs suck (i know they do)
Rule 34 thread continued from
>>578770774
How about some jessie from team rocket please? :)
>>578782356
waiting for more wiifit
>>578782356
Finishing up Mario, then my list:
>DB
>Evang
>K-on!
>Death Note
>GUP
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