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Well /b/, I've gotten to this point. Anyone else?

General feels thread.
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>>579252986
Any feels?
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Right there with yeah man, bring it in.
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>>579252447
I've been there. You'll start caring again soon, and that's when you'll realize how lonely you really are.

It's soul crushing.

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Anyone els have a body mod this is mine I did it my self
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what is that
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what the actual fuck is that
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>>579241848
it's a body mod

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Brothers, I think I stroke gold. I need to share it with you, to plan my next steps.

So, It all began a week ago. I've been living in Cebu(Phillipines, Asia) for about three months. I am a Nagios Administrator, so I monitor systems all over Asia and fly out if I have to. I am Dutch and I am 20 years old.

About four weeks ago I lost my appartment because of the asshole landlord. He thought I was only staying for two months, so I needed to move out. One of my customers here ownes a dormitory so I called him. He had no space, but said he would try to pull some strings.

After two days he called me back, and said; "I have a place, but it's in the girls dormitory, so we need to talk about some rules". We did that, I offered my services for free while living there. Both happy.

When I visited the room, it was perfect. I stayed there for a couple of weeks, but then a roommate moved in. A cute 17 year old girl, but a big smile and a tit-less body to die for.

So, this forced me to masturbate in the bathroom. Notice, that the bathroom door in our room is quite old and the former lock left a big home, but ofcourse we don't open the door when someone is insude. So, last friday I masturbated and came while showering. Everything fine. Saturday the same, but while masturbating I looked at the hole the lock left and I saw something moving very fast. I stopped, but figured; who gives a fuck and I came again. I did it quite fast tho, and didn't clean up.

After I was done, she went to the bathroom. Then, when I later that night grabbed my towel and realised I should clean my cum of the glass window that seperates the shower from the bathroom, it was gone.

cont.
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The next day, sunday, I also do it but don't look at the keyhole, the idea that she might be looking at me turns me on. I cum and again the glass is full but I wipe a lot on my towel. I then hear my Skype going and put on a boxershort and quickly call with my sisters.

Later, I go to clean up and my towel isn't full of cum, the window is clean and my towel is hanging nicely on the radiator. So, I thank her for cleaning up. She smiles and nods 'no problem'.

MONDAY
I started to realise that she does it on purpose and likes it. So next time I do it again, but all over the window. She goes to the bathroom and comes out after a minute, I look at her and she smiles and we do small talk. We small talked a lot for all these days.

TUESDAY
I shower, and shave my dick. I suddenly look at the keyhole and it changes from black to light. I then shave more and that is it. When I am done she again goes to the bathroom but I hear her pee. She comes out and watches a movie.

WEDNESDAY
I masturbate, everything is bald now so I do it while sitting on the edge of the tub so she had full sight. I almost came, but stopped. Then showered and came on the window, like.. a lot! Didn't do it yesterday so it drips down the window. Clean my dick with my towel.

She goes into the bathroom and after 30 seconds I open the door and see her LICKING the window. I say 'hi'. She is very scared, and yells 'go away', 'please', I say 'how does it taste'. She says 'i am sorry, please go away' and I can see she's getting tears in her eyes.

I then go out.
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TODAY AFTERNOON
I wake up and I am in full morning glory, normally I would put on wide shorts so it does't stand out. I don't and keep on my boxer, I can see her staring at it. I look at her, she imediatly looks to her iPad again. I tell her, I'm going to shower but it's very warm 'do you mind if I leave the door open'. She shaked no. There is a mirror and she can look into the shower. I undress and shower, and masturbate. I see her staring with her mouth open. I look into her eyes, but she doesn't look up and just stares. I am amazed. I walk out of the shower, because I am so fucking turned on. I stand next to her table and she just looks at my in horror. I keep jerking it and she makes ew sounds but keeps staring and doesn't stand up. I almost cum and I grab her iPad, I cum on the screen. The screen is white now. I am done and take a napkin of the table and wipe my cum of, I throw it on the iPad. I walk away but wait at the door and turn around and say 'clean it'.

I put on new shorts and walk out again and I can see her licking the iPad clean. I kiss her on her forehead and she looks away in shame.

I start doing my work on my macbook and sit across her, she is freaking out and doesn't know what to do. I look at her and say 'are you okay?' she immediatly says 'yes! im perfect!ยด. After a while she says 'i hate spending days inside' so I say 'i need to get some gorceries, you can get them for me' and i laugh. She says that she wants to. I make a small list and on the bottom I put 'condoms'. She takes it and takes money.

She gets me the groceries and she puts them on my shelf. She puts the condoms in my nightstand.

It is now 4 am and I am in my bed with my iPad. Damn B, I love my life.

Tell me, what else should I do? What is the next step? I was thinking about laying next to her in bed and masturbating until I cum on my stomach and then say 'clean it'.
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6/10

you tried

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Teens? I say teens.
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In b4 heavens shit
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>>579249150

Keep it legal or I will report.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, YOU MENTALLY ILL PAEDOPHILES.

Now carry on.
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>>579249307
ffs

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Post how you hold pens/pencils.

I'm curious.

I hold them this way for some odd reason, apparently when I was learning how to write, I would get pissed when my parents tried correcting my way of holding it, then this is what became of it.
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I broke my arm a while ago, never recovered
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>>579236679
Ouch man, Story?
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I literaly write the same way as you op dont know why tho

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Post a finer body
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>>579234683
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>>579234683
name?
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>>579234905
MODS

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wincest thread go!
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>>579235672
Spiderman thread?
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>>579235672

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Drugs general thread

How is cocaine like?
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>>579214726
its like a REALLY good cup of coffee with a little bit of euphoria.

compared to other hard drugs its honestly pretty mild
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>>579214726
Meh tier.
Anyone who gets addicted to it is weak willed.

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more?
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tell me what you want ;)
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doggy style, ass pulled apart

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Does anyone have the other pics? HD pls
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she had a sex tape already, how does this breaks the internet?
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>>579233213
>The ass was fat
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>>579232837

What became of the Time magazin voting for worst word of 2014, I went out just when the second thread was opened.

And if someone can post screenshots of feminist reactions of twitter for teh lulz I missed
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>>579214785
bump
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bampzer
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last i checked (about an hour ago) feminist was at 51% and didn't seem to be going down anytime soon

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O my wary wary scawry
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gib moms and sons
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>Be with gf
>Be on youtube
>She comments something about Chris Brown and basically says people forgive him because he's famous
>Some angry nigger replies calling her a dumb bitch and racist (even though she didn't bring race up at all)
>Start fucking with him because I assume he'll just leave
>Around the 6th or 7th time he comments back he's going berserk
>Tells me not to be a pussy and meet him so we could fight
>Isthianiggersrs.png
>Look at niggers google plus profile
>Find out where he lives
>Find out the surroundings where he lives on google maps so I could act like I live where he lives
>Tell him to meet me by some store
>He tells me what he's gonna be wearing and what kind of car he'll be in
>Tell him he's gonna need a "piece" to take me out
>Set meet up with exact time and location
>It's time
>File a report in his county that's there's a man sitting in a car with a gun and it looks like he's ready to rob the store
>Mfw 1 hour later he's on their counties police reports
>Mfw they're trying to get him for a whole bunch of shit and are holding him without bail
>Mfw nigger in the mugshot is the nigger from youtube
>Mfw niggers are this stupid
>Mfw that's not even considered a stupid nigger but an "average" nigger
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>>579224674
10/10 if real your doing gods work anon
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>>579224674
Links to Youtube comments and Mugshot or it didn't happen.
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Pics or didn't happen, fag

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>ITT your reaction to all this pictures and the fact that she willingly released it
I mean I knew she was a massive slut but damn. She's left nothing to imagination here. (Not that I'm complaining
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who dat
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>>579220102
who the fuck gives a shit

she's an attention whore and you're giving it to her, you and the hundred other faggots that spam these threads

choke on a dick
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I thiml she's the most vile woman on the face of the earth. A dirty nigger fucker.

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