/b/ meet Jeff. Jeff is a heroin addict. He wants to kick his addiction and live a life full of success. Jeff only have 500 dollars to his name, but know that he can one day be something great.
Let help Jeff complete his goal. First post to end in 1 decides Jeff next action
smoke weed instead
become an alchemist
Get laid, son.
help ruin a sluts life
>>579169923
michigan?
itzel reyes from Anaheim california
>>579170591
mexican reyes or flip reyes?
ITT we post the line of work we are in, and a trade secret / company policy that our employers wouldn't want the general public to know.
Music.
My business is ran by jews.
Cineplex Movie Theatres in Canada. This policy may have changed, but managers carry around 'free pass' tickets on a little post it note thing in their pockets, and you can get a free pass for almost any minor complaint if you stick to you guns. Say it was too cold, out of focus, anything.
>>579154562
They don't make a profit on ticket sales anyway, so it's no bug deal for them to give you a pass. If anything it means you will come eat more food, which is the only way they make money.
Party Sluts thread.
yes pls
pics you werent supposed to share
Wham bam slam damn
srry Russia):
I'm a man of honor, so I'm not going to share these pics of my ex that I wasn't supposed to share.
You have 10 seconds to prove that Pitbulls aren't the canine Master Race
Protip: You can't
Inb4: Hurrrr ur a nigger
>>579153709
Hurrrr ur a nigger
Pitbull Master Race
Y'all some gay ass German Shepherd owners
>>579153709
Loyal
Strong
Good with kids
Bitches love her
Cuddly as fuck
Post a cuter pornstar.. pro-tip you can't.
also inb4 munroe.
Are you a fucking autist? Monroe FTW
*Posts image of underage girl*
Let's get a Sister Incest Thread.
>>579121941
Be me
>Be me have a little sister
>she walks in masturbating in the shower, glass shower door
> just in time for me to be eyes closed ejaculation
>She yelps and runs our of the room
>Jesus fucking christ KNOCK WILL YOU
> Go to her room
> Knock Knock Knock
> Jessica (no her name) Jessica open the door
> Muffled inside "no"
> Open the fucking door right now
> she opens the door, im in my towel still dripping wet
> "you see what I just did, that's called knocking, you do that one someones in the bathroom."
> You are disgusting I cant believe you were doing it in the bathroom
> Doing it?
> you were jerking off in the shower I saw it
> yeah so what
> I gotta use that shower
> Well then you better use it before me if you dont want sperm feet
>Well maybe Ill starting doing it in the shower and youll have vagina toes
> fine by me! actually I like the idea, I might just go jerk off in the shower again to the thought
> YOURE GROSS GET OUT
> she punches me in the arm,
>Towel comes off
> " Oh my god get out of my room!"
>yeah take a good look.
She looked at my dick and I grabed it then flipped her off. She scrunched up her face like she ate something sower.
Went back to my room and got dressed. SHe knocked form then after
the end.
>>579122997
/thread
I'm so sick of this skank being plastered all over /b/... she's got the body of a prepubescent boy and her face is uglier than a flattened raccoon on the side of the highway.
emma watson rage thread
>>579137758
Fuck off faggot
just, FU
>>579137758
nigga what ?
Loli thread pt. 3
-by bestselling thread author, Alexander!KrysTaLpiA
short lolibutt dump
>>579136202
Find a more perfect pair of natural tits than these.
It's impossible.
>>579134235
>natural
anon...
can we have another feet thread? last one disappeared on me while I was out
You know what to do
5 decides.
Show me your breasts, mi-lady. *fedora tip* ;)
Do I have permission to masturbate to you?
>>579127830
So what type of music do you like? I like Death GRIPS =)
Cont from
>>579104247
>>579120503
You free?
>>579120043
She swallows her fear and leans down, tentatively touching her tongue to your tip
>>579120265
Anything special in mind the?
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