Anyone got some good family photocollections? ;)
Why is he erected?
>>579265165
granpa has a big member
>>579265165
i'm pretty sure dad has a boner in this picture lol
do you want to see more /b/?
>>579265407
I guess.
no i'm good
no im good
This is Jack. Jack usually is on /b/ shitposting, but today he wants to do something different. Something exciting.
8 Decides.
jack shitposts on /b/
jack kills himself
Jack becomes immune to death
That's all these faggot recommend
Let's start a tight teen ass thread
Keep it legal guys
No newfag.
>>579268334
Onyxdime’s Surprise Birthday Storytiem!
It's close to my birthday, so I've decided to host an extra storytiem for a few hours. This story will be Renate's Rache.
Tomorrow night and Saturday night we will do the Pokemon story, and the Vivian James story.
There will be erotica and smut tonight, but this story will also contain much more plot than others.
Just three rules tonight...
1. Anons will vote on which action to take. Majority wins.
2. OP will ask for tests to be made sometimes. e.g. a Strength test, or an Intelligence test. To pass you must roll equal to or under the percentage OP states.
3. If you roll 0-15% you score an epic win and get additional bonuses for whatever you were trying to do. If you roll 85-100% you have an epic fail and will most likely be violated by whatever monster is trying to rape you.
Onyxdime Proudly Presents ‘Renate’s Rache.’
“For the crime of black magic…”
“DON’T DO THIS, XANDER! PLEASE PLEASE!”
“...and the summoning of demonic entities…”
“NOOOOOOO!”
“...the sentence is…”
“LET HIM GO!”
“...death.”
A pair of bright blue eyes look at you from the chopping block. They are flooded with fear and terror. In the distance a woman clad in pale blue robes begins hacking and wheezing uncontrollably, clutching at her chest. She withdraws a small pouch of green weed and quickly downs it with a flagon of water. Xander pauses, turning to her.
“I’m alright… *cough* please continue…”
Xander nods, staring at her for a few more seconds before turning to hulking man wielding an axe and giving a final nod.
“I’m sorry…” the restrained figure whispers, looking your way, “I lov-”
*CHUNK*
Your body collapses to the ground at the sight of your husband’s head rolling down dirt path you once walked on together at your honeymoon. A pain sears through both your palms, your fingers clenching into fists as you enter shock. Your breathing becomes more and more laboured.
“She’s entering shock, Xander,” the executioner warns, casting a dark shadow over you.
“Let her be,” he replies.
“Even still, she is *cough cough* your sister…” the blue-robed woman replies.
“No sister of mine would consort with a magician. We shall meet this evening at the Bucksfield Priory. There are many more heretics to destroy in this Godless province.”
“Yes sir,” they both reply to Xander.
“And one more thing, destroy this… corrupted cottage, Silus.”
“His will be done on Earth,” the executioner replies, igniting a torch with some flint and tossing it through the window of your small home. The thatch roof caught fire quickly, burning up. As you lay on the ground the flames began spreading faster and faster.
“No… no… no…” you exhaled with each breath.
Xander stalks over to your trembling body, extending a bony hand to your face.
“His will be done, Renate. His will be done,” Xander rasps, standing up again and mounting his horse. The other two get into their own carriage and follow him up the road leading North.
After a few minutes you feel yourself coming around. Your legs and arms are pretty numb though. You decide to:
A.) Try to extinguish the fire! Grab buckets of water from the well.
B.) Just wait until the fire goes out. See if anything survived.
Renate
Clothing:
Red cloth dress
White Bra
White Panties
Revenge Satisfaction: 0%
Morality: 90% (Saintly)
>>579259175
BBBBB
sup /b/
i have sex with this grill. what think?
inb4 underage. she's legal
>>579267064
he's cute
ew
>>579267064
Found her facebook. Going to message her now and send her this thread. She'll be paranoid that any guy who talks to her is you now.
10/10 redheads thread
>>579254459
that ass is holy.
Ruin this girls life ... On kik jennydirh
Want more pics of fb?
bump for more
Oooh, she has an indian dream catcher tattoo. She must be spiritual [but not religious]
>>579258285
Got your heart broken, huh faggot? You poor thing. :(((((( We all care. We're your personal army. We'll get right on that demand masta'.
Fucking used ellipses to boot. Massive faggot.
You have good taste /b/.
Give me some god tier wallpapers
Because hell is reserved for pedophiles and people who buy Jakobs munitions
>>579262351
I'd gladly constribute.
No loli thread??
Bumping for that loli rump
ITT Post other anons OC/GF'S etc. You saved/fapped to.
I blow a load at least once a week to her
bamp
>>579230587
I see why. Looks like this chick I talk to on kik
Well /b/, I've gotten to this point. Anyone else?
General feels thread.
>>579252986
Any feels?
Right there with yeah man, bring it in.
>>579252447
I've been there. You'll start caring again soon, and that's when you'll realize how lonely you really are.
It's soul crushing.
Anyone els have a body mod this is mine I did it my self
what is that
what the actual fuck is that
>>579241848
it's a body mod
Brothers, I think I stroke gold. I need to share it with you, to plan my next steps.
So, It all began a week ago. I've been living in Cebu(Phillipines, Asia) for about three months. I am a Nagios Administrator, so I monitor systems all over Asia and fly out if I have to. I am Dutch and I am 20 years old.
About four weeks ago I lost my appartment because of the asshole landlord. He thought I was only staying for two months, so I needed to move out. One of my customers here ownes a dormitory so I called him. He had no space, but said he would try to pull some strings.
After two days he called me back, and said; "I have a place, but it's in the girls dormitory, so we need to talk about some rules". We did that, I offered my services for free while living there. Both happy.
When I visited the room, it was perfect. I stayed there for a couple of weeks, but then a roommate moved in. A cute 17 year old girl, but a big smile and a tit-less body to die for.
So, this forced me to masturbate in the bathroom. Notice, that the bathroom door in our room is quite old and the former lock left a big home, but ofcourse we don't open the door when someone is insude. So, last friday I masturbated and came while showering. Everything fine. Saturday the same, but while masturbating I looked at the hole the lock left and I saw something moving very fast. I stopped, but figured; who gives a fuck and I came again. I did it quite fast tho, and didn't clean up.
After I was done, she went to the bathroom. Then, when I later that night grabbed my towel and realised I should clean my cum of the glass window that seperates the shower from the bathroom, it was gone.
cont.
The next day, sunday, I also do it but don't look at the keyhole, the idea that she might be looking at me turns me on. I cum and again the glass is full but I wipe a lot on my towel. I then hear my Skype going and put on a boxershort and quickly call with my sisters.
Later, I go to clean up and my towel isn't full of cum, the window is clean and my towel is hanging nicely on the radiator. So, I thank her for cleaning up. She smiles and nods 'no problem'.
MONDAY
I started to realise that she does it on purpose and likes it. So next time I do it again, but all over the window. She goes to the bathroom and comes out after a minute, I look at her and she smiles and we do small talk. We small talked a lot for all these days.
TUESDAY
I shower, and shave my dick. I suddenly look at the keyhole and it changes from black to light. I then shave more and that is it. When I am done she again goes to the bathroom but I hear her pee. She comes out and watches a movie.
WEDNESDAY
I masturbate, everything is bald now so I do it while sitting on the edge of the tub so she had full sight. I almost came, but stopped. Then showered and came on the window, like.. a lot! Didn't do it yesterday so it drips down the window. Clean my dick with my towel.
She goes into the bathroom and after 30 seconds I open the door and see her LICKING the window. I say 'hi'. She is very scared, and yells 'go away', 'please', I say 'how does it taste'. She says 'i am sorry, please go away' and I can see she's getting tears in her eyes.
I then go out.
TODAY AFTERNOON
I wake up and I am in full morning glory, normally I would put on wide shorts so it does't stand out. I don't and keep on my boxer, I can see her staring at it. I look at her, she imediatly looks to her iPad again. I tell her, I'm going to shower but it's very warm 'do you mind if I leave the door open'. She shaked no. There is a mirror and she can look into the shower. I undress and shower, and masturbate. I see her staring with her mouth open. I look into her eyes, but she doesn't look up and just stares. I am amazed. I walk out of the shower, because I am so fucking turned on. I stand next to her table and she just looks at my in horror. I keep jerking it and she makes ew sounds but keeps staring and doesn't stand up. I almost cum and I grab her iPad, I cum on the screen. The screen is white now. I am done and take a napkin of the table and wipe my cum of, I throw it on the iPad. I walk away but wait at the door and turn around and say 'clean it'.
I put on new shorts and walk out again and I can see her licking the iPad clean. I kiss her on her forehead and she looks away in shame.
I start doing my work on my macbook and sit across her, she is freaking out and doesn't know what to do. I look at her and say 'are you okay?' she immediatly says 'yes! im perfect!´. After a while she says 'i hate spending days inside' so I say 'i need to get some gorceries, you can get them for me' and i laugh. She says that she wants to. I make a small list and on the bottom I put 'condoms'. She takes it and takes money.
She gets me the groceries and she puts them on my shelf. She puts the condoms in my nightstand.
It is now 4 am and I am in my bed with my iPad. Damn B, I love my life.
Tell me, what else should I do? What is the next step? I was thinking about laying next to her in bed and masturbating until I cum on my stomach and then say 'clean it'.
6/10
you tried
Teens? I say teens.
In b4 heavens shit
>>579249150
Keep it legal or I will report.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, YOU MENTALLY ILL PAEDOPHILES.
Now carry on.
>>579249307
ffs
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