I've use K2 once before, and all it did was make me fall asleep
This guy tries it and his brain swells and he dies.
What's your experience with that shit?
Bump
>>560257871
>Brain swells and dies
Sure isn't K2
>>560258081
Yea dude, that's what I was thinking. I hear a bunch of weird shit about it always though.
Ask a guy with alice in wonderland syndrome anything.
>>560254342
dafuq is alice in wonderland syndrome? take too much acid?
>>560254342
tits
>>560254342
how big is your dick
Webm thread?
yeah, Webm thread.
What movie should I watch /b/?
God tier movie thread.
Fight Club
The fountain
>>560245126
For a comedy watch Horrible Bosses
hey /b/ what should i do to her?
pic related: shes a foreign exchange student from the philippines currently living in my house
>she has no family over here, all her family are in phillipines
>she doesn't have much money, i have agreed to feed her so shes basically in my care
>apparently she is from angeles city in phillipines
>ive walked in on her showering on purpose many times before, she knows im doing it on purpose but she cant complain
>groped her butt a couple of times in the morning, she always tells me to stop in a playful way
>i've gone shopping with her, and bought her clothes even her underwear and bikinis
any idea what i could do with her? my wife doesn't know any of this but shes going away on a business trip tonight for a week, so it would be just me and her alone in the house
Pay for her facial reconstruction surgery. She looks like she was smashed by a mallet one too many times.
more pics for you guys
How do I get one?
Les get hte nudes
7 wins
(Roll)
How's it going?
>>560251494
Sandy Hook was a hoax
>>560251494
Show me your
The ride continues until moot makes /fur/
will dump a few of these, will then continue if there's interest.
So /b/.. Who's the most beautiful trap porn star?
Also general trap thread
Bailey
Viv
>>560227721
his hairline looks sooo bad bro.
didn't see a thread so...
sissy/trap/cd thread
if anyone wants to see some dick and have fun snapchat me at bobbytrill123 I'm 19 btw
contributing
>>560241586
I did faggot, use the catalog u fucking newfag
Hey /b/, I'm really fucking sick, I'm coughing up blood and my belly's fucking purple.
Called 9/11 and they can't get to me because of a fucking traffic jam so here I am on my laptop in bed probably going to die. Fuck.
>>560242049
>911
>caught in traffic
You're not in Canada, fuck off.
>called 9/11
>>560242221
You've never been to a city in canada
previous thread was deleted, i'll greentext the op(gonna use a new pic because i can't find the previous one):
>What do i do with my girlfriend, /b/? A good friend of mine(well, not so good anymore now) that knew her before me(and was infatuated with her) keeps hitting on her with the excuse of being "friendly". I confronted him about it, but he still kept doing it, leading to the end of our friendship(we are in the same social circle but we don't do much more than say "hi" to eachother). So i confronted my girlfriend, telling her that she should stop him. At first she was like "you're viewing it wrong, he's not hitting on me srsly we're just friends" but i was adamant about it, and i made her choose. She chose me and kept him off bay for a time. Then last month, when i was on a trip, i was actually informed by my best friend(who is in the same social circle) that he kept hitting on her, and even tried to get alone with her(thank goodnes my best friend always stopped it from happening). She didn't do anything with him, but still she stopped keeping him at bay and started socializing with him again. When i returend i was furious with her, and confronted her, and she spouted some crap like "i can socialize with whoever i want, as long as it's just friendship". Then i pointed out that something similar happened to me and she made me stop talking to a certain girl, but she said it was different because the girl was hitting on me profusely(true) while he's just a friend with no other intentions. I snapped and told her that it's over, but she kept messaging me telling me that she was crying and she wanted to be with me, only me. I asked her two days to think about it, and she will come here any hour from now. I don't know what to do, pls help a /b/rother out.
Well /b/ros, it's over. I dumped her ass and i'm furious right now. I'm gonna need some minutes to recollect and then i'll greentext the story.
>>560236289
l2 greentext
>>560236289
Take her back
>>560236289
bumpity
Who's a good doggie? And who's got more?
>>560234342
damn thats old school
>>560234458
first beast I saw
>dem porn mems
>>560234342
Wow... Getting some real emule flashbacks.
OC you've saved from "pics you shouldn't..." threads
Last one hit limit
>OC
>saved from threads
wanna see moore of my gf
>>560224416
Ill bump
go on
Sure
ITT: shit/masturbation stories
>masturbating while anally fingering myself
>It's dry in there, so I lube up with some butter
>use whole stick
>cum buckets, clean up mess, forget about it
>later, watching sex and the city
>stomach gurgles like an enthusiastic whore deep throating
>I stand up off the sofa
>there's a stain on the sofa
>noise like a placenta dropping into a plastic bag
>ass gains ten pounds of weight
>clampdown anal sphincter like the US-Mexican border
>like that border, can't stop some brown shit leaking out
>rush to bedroom
>find grandma's Christmas present
>bulletproof, brown, thick woollen knitted sock
>strain just to open up the sock its so thick
>angle ass over it
>drop load
>wet splash as massive shit drops in
>the wool is hairy and tickling my ass
>now the shit is coming piece by piece
>plopping stops
>solids gone
>start leaking liquid
>it's the melted butter
>yellow, fatty, with a brown tinge
>suddenly the smell is overwhelming
>hold down my vomit
>the sock is so thick it's almost waterproof
>almost
>anal leaking ends
>pull up pants and run outside
>the wool is absorbing the shit butter and the smell is maturing
>This is also the sock I cum into, and the smell is combining
>My neighbour's thirteen year old daughter is out mowing the lawn
>the smell hits her, and she vomits up a pbj sandwich
>If I didn't have my shit butter sock I would have raped her then and there
>My chub is pressing against my fly
>I go to the corner shop, people reeling away from the reek
>There's this homeless nigger outside that I fucking hate
>dunno why, I just do
>He sees me approaching and holds out his cup of change
>>560230189
>then the smell hits him
>his eyes water and he tries to cover his mouth
>fuck him
>slap him with the sock and pour shit butter cum over him
>The shit butter smell mingles with the unwashed nigger smell
>I prematurely ejaculate and enter the store in the commotion
>steal two apples and stick them up my anus
>everyone's trying to help the poor nigger without touching him
>they're going to need hazmats
>go home, watch cp, come back the next day and the nigger's gone
tl;dr: I got rid of my shit and the nigger, and had the two sweetest apples I've ever tasted.
Got any stories?
>>560230189
Couldn't just go to the bathroom?
>>560230593
fuck that shit, wouldn't have been as satisfying
