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Master K is here

So me and my sister (lets call her jess) have been really close for almost all of our lives and one day I did something for her that she really appreciated and she really wanted to please me and started to call me master and long story short it all ended with us committing incest and I have to say I really don’t regret it and I’m just gonna tell the story of how it happened
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>>560139731

>I walk into the lounge room
>I find Jess zipping around like a mad thing, preparing the only recliner with cushions, a blanket and a tray next to the arm-rest.
> Once she's done she turns to me and bows low while on her knees, with her hands clasped together. "Master,
>I have prepared your throne for you. Please get comfortable while I serve you your drink."
> She quickly runs off, and gets back before I even get a chance to tilt the seat back. "Allow me master" >she pulls the lever back and now I'm comfortably leaning back, with my feet in the air and a west-end draught in my hand.
>Jess hands me the remote then gets into a kneeling position to the right of where I was sitting.
> I start flicking through the channels before settling on a Late-night horror movie.
> I notice that Jess is still kneeling beside me looking at me expectantly, so I tell her to sit somewhere more comfortable.
>"Of course master, where would you like for me to sit?"
>I tell her where ever she wants to, and before I realise what she's doing
>she lifts up the blanket and sits on my lap, leaning back until her head is resting against my collarbone.
>"Ahhh, thank you master, I feel much more comfortable here"
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>>560139731
keeping it bumped
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continue

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sigh... why do girls suck so much?

My girlfriend is currently sleeping on the bed, not because I let her kick me out of the bed (though she has before), but because she's being stupid and jealous over me TALKING to some girl at a party we went to tonight.

She was trying to butt into our conversation over and over just to get me to leave, and it got so annoying and honestly just felt controlling so yes I ignored my girlfriend. Who cares? I was just talking to some girl! It was an interesting convo and that's all! What the hell.

Why are girls such insecure controlling bitches sometimes? I am totally pissed that she's keeping me from sleeping on my own bed. I swear if this lasts more than just tonight I'm gonna text that girl and invite her over. Only reason i haven't already is although it's technically my apartment, she can kick me out over her insecurities. But if she thinks I'm gonna play games well then she doesn't know what's up.

Any other anons have stories of girls acting like total bitches?
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Put it in her pooper
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Get a new girlfriend (make sure it's not a retarded one) and stop being pussywhipped.

/thread
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If you're considering inviting the girl over then id say your girlfriend has a reason to be worried

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Thread 404'd, here's last image.

BUBBLE THREAD, post 'em, I'll bubble 'em.

I'll do as many as I can, as the thread lives, then I'm out. Cheers lads.
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bump.
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bubble if you can!!!
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9 decides my response
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>>560122935
prove how horney u r bae :^)
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Do you need some help?
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>>560124249
Winner

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Pictures you promised not to share

Pic related
>Her getting ready for church
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>>560127394
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>>560127394
Looks like she needs church, Is she a demon or something?
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>>560127543

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Webm thread post all webms
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>>560097487

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Fucked up story thread?
>Be 39, married for 20 years
> My wife is still a fucking knockout…successful, confident, and gorgeous
>She turns heads wherever she goes, but I’m not the jealous type
>Take a manager job at a local successful business
>One day Brad starts working for me
>Brad is a man’s man in every sense of the word
>Good looking, tall, blonde, works out, played college football, hunts, drinks, drives a badass car, is awesome at his job, and he even plays guitar and sings in a fucking band
>On paper, I should hate this prick, but he is so fucking cool I develop a serious man-crush
>We start hanging out pretty regular…after work, on the weekends, etc..
>Soon we’re practically best friends and our wives start hanging with us
>No surprise, his wife is one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet
>Yoga instructor, marathon runner, and did some modeling when she was younger
>We are close…like family
> Start noticing something
>Brad and my wife are REALLY getting along well
>She spends more time talking to him than his wife
>Sometimes it feels like they’re exchanging glances when my head is turned…but I’m not the jealous type
>Sometimes I walk into the room they both stop talking…but I’m not the jealous type
>They try to play it off by asking me if I like the song that is playing or asking me to challenge Brad to play one of my favorites
>I know they’re texting each other, I just KNOW IT…but I’m not the jealous type
>Maybe it’s just me; maybe I am the jealous type
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>>560101951
Cont...

>I ask Brad’s wife if I’m reading too much into it
>She gets pissed, she’s noticed it too, and it turns out old Brad isn’t the saint I thought he was
>She says we need to talk in private…I have a plan
>I put Brad on night shift to cover for some guy on vacation
>Head to Brad’s house after work on Monday to talk to his wife
>She says this isn’t the first time Brad has pulled some shit like this
>I want to confront them, but she says no
>She has a better idea…revenge sex
>So angry, so betrayed…she’s so hot…I’m in
>Fucked her so hard I thought I pulled a muscle in my lower abdomen
>Too fucking awesome
>Tell Brad I need him to stay on nights for a while
>Tell my wife that there are some things we need to talk about
>She says we have dinner reservations that Saturday
>Sweet…public place means no scene
>Rehearse my speech 10 times before dinner
>Getting nervous as I get ready…life is about to change and she has no idea
>Driving to the restaurant contemplating the perfect moment to confront this whore
>Walk in the front door and my heart stops
>SURPRISE!!!
>It’s 2 days before my 40th birthday…I didn’t even realize
>All of my friends are there
>Brad is setup in the corner of the room with a guitar and microphone
>They HAD been conspiring behind my back…to plan this
>Brad’s wife runs over, gives me a big hug, and whispers into my ear
>Happy birthday anon
Mfw she knew the whole fucking time
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>>560102106
so was that it?
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>>560102106
Good, anon!

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Pics of women being beaten, killed, or committing suicide.
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>>560092715
i'd like to see a link for video/gif/webm of womanxhammer or whatever it's called thing
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>>560092715
why
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Draw Thread time.
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>>560094665
Draw her giving a blowjob please.
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>>560095236

Woooo
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>>560095515
Thanks based drawfag.

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>no creepshot thread

Let's fix this. Creep shots as well as voyeurism is welcome.
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see through is best...through. i guess
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>>560083127
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>>560083379
Dat bitch givin you da stink eye

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More like this
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goddamn that's a nice couch op, i would berry my dick in that
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non-porn webm

Show me what ya got!
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>>560075497
hahahah what the fuck XD
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>>560075497
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The horrors of circumcission.

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Celeb circlejerk thread!
Share your fantasies and request any celeb you want!
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>>560077606
I fucking love her ass
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fuck my dicks so hard already..
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>>560077606
Has anyone made more Blue is the Warmest Color webs yet?

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So /b/. My sister has got uncomfortable close to me. She's creeping me out and I want it to stop.
Wat do. If details are wanted I will give them.
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>>560079886
I'll tell you, OP

You fuck her... you fuck her right in the pussy
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>>560079886
Pussy or gtfo
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>>560079886
Fuck her and deliver wincest story.
win = win

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We almost had it /b/
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>>560088893
Who the fuck even are you
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shameful self bump
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