Any good sister/cousin incest stories. I'll start some OC.
>be me
>family has to watch 2 younger boy cousins and 1 younger girl cousin.
>is 6 years older
>blah blah blah gay playtime shit
>fast forward to their bed time
>ohyes.jpeg
>been waiting for this since their arrival
>everyone asleep in house except me
>her and 2 boys asleep side by side in brothers room
>ninja stealth crawl towards
>her being a light sleeper
>inch towards her
>heart pounding
>unwrap my pants and pull out dick
>realize she's fully clothed
>she's wearing yoga pants
>fuckyes.mp4
>take dick and press it into her crotch
>hump slowly
>about to cum
>take dick and place it in cousins panties
>cum hardest ever
>take her extra pair of panties
>lick them and jerk
>place my dick in her butt
>cum and force my tongue down her throat
>run into room as she awakes
>got away with it
>fuckyes.mp4
To this day I still fantasize about her and still steal her underwear
>be me be 15
>molest 12yo cousin for years
>she kills herself
>family thinks its due to drugs
>whew sigh of relief
>No longer have to worry about her snitching and can live my life to the fullest
>waiting till a cousin has a baby girl
>The pregnant ones always have boys
>God playing tricks on me
So yea that happened
>>560279764
you sound fun at parties
>>560278268
>be me 28
>cousin married 30
>always had a crush on her
>husband cheats on her
>she talks to me often nagging about that
>we vanilla flirt
>having issues with gf
>be pass midnight
>being horny
>cousin send message to goybook
>start talking
>[flirting intensifies]
>she says she will have an affair
>says she wants to be someone she trust
>"someone like you"
>alpha mode
>"do you want to fuck with me?"
>"yes anon"
>she lives in other state
>we plan that shit
>she ask for pics
>send dick
>ask pics of her
>she send ass
>she is too skiny for my taste
>tfw mexican
>start to doubt
>things getting better with gf
>not so horny anymore
>tell her I dont want to things getting awkward between us
>she mad
>I dont care
>I dont want to fuck a fucking skellington
Alright bros, so tell me why chubbies are the best girlfriends to have.. I've had every girl far and in between..... They're great at sex, they're usually really nice... And they do what ever you tell them... Oh, and they can cook:) general chubby thread
So fucking true
>>560263719
No.
>>560263719
same boat, do love a chub
Drawthread.
Doing this because i'm self honing my skills on my tablet (still semi new). Working on my Speed:Quality ratio.
8 decides.
>>560262669
maturbate
>>560262787
masturbate. im too tired for this.
>>560262916
i give up, i think im gonna sleep or try to draw
how fucked are you /b/?
I got end tables. Guess I could fashion the legs into clubs.
I think I'm pretty fucked.
At least you'll have something to eat.
Draw Thread
The other thread has a stupid roll catch to it, this doesn't.
Do your thing.
Reposting Skyrim guy's req since I'm not sure if he saw it.
A female saiyan going super while on the can.
/r/ loli butts
It's always a mystery to me how a thread can die busy and the one following it up is dead as hell
Hey /b/, Linux fag here. Got a $25 iTunes gift card for my bday, never gonna use it. Whoever rolls 69 gets emailed the code.
cheers man
>>560268189
Rollin
rollerino
You're walking down a road in the middle of nowhere. You don't remember where you're going, where you're coming from, or anything at all, really.
A beat-up white van pulls up next to you. The passenger window rolls down and you see the driver, a bald white guy with a thick beard, waving at you.
>"There you are! Been looking all over for you. For fuck's sakes buddy get in the van, we ain't got much time."
8 decides wat do
say "fuck off" and walk away
>>560264506
Throw a onion at the dude and push him out, allowing you to steal the van.
>>560264506
scream 'ayy lmao' and fly off in my alien saucer
Get in here b/rothers, shits gonna go down
whats happening?
>>560257712
On your lawn
>>560257903
She is very willing and able...
ITT:
We're all newfags
You win, simply because you made this thread.
How do I reply to the thread op?
Wallpaper thread.
old >>560252347
>>560261882
Continuing simplicity. I wish I had more.
I've use K2 once before, and all it did was make me fall asleep
This guy tries it and his brain swells and he dies.
What's your experience with that shit?
Bump
>>560257871
>Brain swells and dies
Sure isn't K2
>>560258081
Yea dude, that's what I was thinking. I hear a bunch of weird shit about it always though.
Ask a guy with alice in wonderland syndrome anything.
>>560254342
dafuq is alice in wonderland syndrome? take too much acid?
>>560254342
tits
>>560254342
how big is your dick
Webm thread?
yeah, Webm thread.
What movie should I watch /b/?
God tier movie thread.
Fight Club
The fountain
>>560245126
For a comedy watch Horrible Bosses
hey /b/ what should i do to her?
pic related: shes a foreign exchange student from the philippines currently living in my house
>she has no family over here, all her family are in phillipines
>she doesn't have much money, i have agreed to feed her so shes basically in my care
>apparently she is from angeles city in phillipines
>ive walked in on her showering on purpose many times before, she knows im doing it on purpose but she cant complain
>groped her butt a couple of times in the morning, she always tells me to stop in a playful way
>i've gone shopping with her, and bought her clothes even her underwear and bikinis
any idea what i could do with her? my wife doesn't know any of this but shes going away on a business trip tonight for a week, so it would be just me and her alone in the house
Pay for her facial reconstruction surgery. She looks like she was smashed by a mallet one too many times.
more pics for you guys
How do I get one?
