Little fuck face keyed my truck.
3 and 6 decide what I say
>>560318075
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>560318075
Same roll 3 and 6
Girl wants to kill herself /b/, what do?
Report it to her parents or the authorities.
Not your problem. You're not equipped to properly help.
>>560322771
Ask her to play Jenga. Make sure you own her so it seals the deal.
So, do I help her get out of it or encourage her to end it?
Hey guys
Just smoked 5 WHOLE marijuannas, starting to feel the buzz now man im feeling pretty stoned gonna have to listen to some Bob Marley
pic related. its my stash
>>560323203
Are you sure that is dry enough for smoking?
420 blaze it suck my ass faggot
Did you milk the camel before hand? Shotgun?
Kaitlyn Elizabeth Gorman from Connecticut, USA.
Do you want to see her fuck, strip, or masturbate?
>>560321261
bamp
>>560321261
Fuck, duh
Cringe OC
show me the losers on your facebook/twitter/whatever
i dont want to see the same stuff that gets posted every thread.
>>560310061
How is this cringe?
>>560310463
hang on i'll find another of her posts
>>560310061
Did you post the wrong pic or something?
> girl makes a valid point
69 names my band
>>560316070
Gay resslin pose
Faggots with carrots
>>560316479
And you were so close
Guys i need some advice for oral sex, i need to make my girlfriend cum and i'm not really good at it.
Spell the alphabet.
I love eating my gf out. I just lick and ocassionally suck the clit while I finger her with 1 or 2 (sometimes even 3) fingers. I'd love to lick her ass but she's not that into it.
>>560311779
Lick it like it's an ice cream cone, or lightly lick around the edges of her labia. Put your tongue inside her, circle her clit with your tongue... What really works for my girlfriend is when I alternate between barely licking and burying my mouth in her pussy.
Wincest thread
female butthole thread
GO!
>>560308162
Looks photoshopped
WTF is that horse vagina?
>>560308405
beat me to it lmao
You fap, you lose thread
Go
lost.
That girl is probably a nigger
just fapped like six times, workin on a seventh
#fapathon #fapatron
Draw thread.
Lewd edition.
>>560301658
Dunno what this is but...
>white haired chick
>white haired chick in danger of being knotted
I like it.
>>560301658
A brown haired girl with tits getting fucked by a chesnaught, the chesnaught being rough on her but she's enjoying it
>>560301668
delicious thanks!
>>560301963
those are drawfag OCs
tang, macha and enigma
How do you call a japanese rule 34 thread?
Get its phone number from its facebook page, then call it from the payphone down at the bowling alley.
avatar anyone?
>>560294918
Thwt is not japan
Hey this is Ashley again. Please please stop this shit stop fucking texting abd he's sagging you wi t get what you want I have never taken nudes and I won't take any. Not for any of you this why I don't take them. You are all fucking sick pathetic people if this all you gave to do. This has gone on got months now. I tried ignoring it but you won't stop.
Aren't you bored?? The fakes x rays and nudes you are trying to pass off as me are laughable. Don't you have don't thing better to do?
It's insane some of you can be so obsessed. I don't understand this. Can't you please fuck off. Please give up I will never ever give you nudes and I do not have any out there u changed my number and fb now fuck off.
>>560285259
are you drunk again Ashley?
>>560285259
You seem butt mad or this is bait
>>560285429
Not a chance
Asian qt3.14 thread.
Post your 10/10s.
bump
box v.2 electric boogaloo
>>560286256
Magikarp
"More stories?"
Yes.
Anyone got some Luxray?
