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>>560058426
"user was banned for this post" LOL
mods = gosa?
>>560060529
?gosa=mods
s/fur/, Scales edition continued.
28/60
>>560059131
29/60
Hello niggers of /b/. Let's have a game of survival. Again.
First three votes decide the course of action.
You wake up in an empty apartment. Your head hurts and you have no memory of what has happened. This place looks unfamiliar and unpleasant, so you decide to start moving. You have nothing but some underwear on you and you're starting to feel slightly hungry.
As you explore the apartment, you can't see anything out of order. Something just doesn't feel right in this place.
What do you do? (Pick 2 actions)
> Turn on the TV news channel
> Search for clothes inside the apartment
> Search for food inside the apartment
> Look out a window to see anything out of ordinary
Search for clother
Look out a window.
You walk up to the bedroom and search for anything to wear. You find a black hoodie and camo pants. They seem to fit you quite well, so you put them on.
All dressed, you go to a window and move the curtains to see outside. It looks like you're in a tall building in a fairly big city. The city however looks abandoned. Lifeless. Suspicious.
What do you do? (Pick 2)
> Exit the apartment
> Search for anything to use for self-defense
> Search for food (You're getting fairly hungry)
> Turn on the TV and look at the news
Search for anything to use for self-defense.
Search for food.
indian round 2
any indian kiks?
YLYL.
NIGGER ZEUS EDITION: YOU CHANGE FACIAL POSITION YOU LOSE
Not going to cum until this thread 404s
I missed
>>560000000
Anyone cap it?
>>560032323
it was shit, the post was in a get thread and just said
get
>>560032323
Bump.
If someone has it, post it here: http://www.lurkmore.com/wiki/4chan_GET_Encyclopedia
>>560032490
>get
fucking rich
general webm thread. post whatever.
oc
Requesting any Elsa/Anna content, pornographic or not
Shes so perfect hnnnnggg
self bump with cancer
>>560033123
>landwhale puts pictures of her "beautiful body" up on Instagram
>it gets removed due to "Community guidelines"
>she is utterly butt-blasted as she reports dozens of pictures of equally undressed (but slim and attractive) women.
http://findanewequation.tumblr.com/post/91685275467/so-for-the-last-four-months-or-so-i-have-taken
>overweight bitch with no tits
>>560014157
In the tags it says
#sizediscrimination
You are a fucking disgusting landwhale, worthless pile of fat, not 'oversized'.
>>560014792
I actually love how instagram is culling the ugly.
So /b/ - here's the story of how I fucked my best friend's little sister. Not proud of this one at all. No fabrications, no bullshit.
>> backstory
>> known friend for over 6 years, is a /b/rother to me, met when he was 16. Sister was 12.
>> Have GF of 5 years, and she's 12 so don't acknowledge.
>> kick it daily, really get to know him + his sister. They're both family at this point.
>> flash forward 4 years and this girl has got D titties, and PERFECT ass. I catch myself glimpsing every now and then, don't think much of it or ever comment.
>> Openly admits to being a kissless virgin, she takes online courses - has 1 friend, and is pretty introverted.
>> 5'2 - tan, perfect skin, shapely legs, back dimples, and that perfect curvy waist shit... Everything is proportional and perfect to me.
>> Start to flirt with her more since I don't have GF. She's extremely flirty and friendly, and always wants to hang out alone.
>> Like to sit really close to me, and will go to the bathroom just to reposition herself closer to me. She'll find any excuse to sit by me where there is no room
>> Changes into leggings/short shorts any time I come over and my /b/rother goes to sleep.
>> Anytime we're not around her brother she's sitting on my lap, tickling me, poking me, or just all-around trying to touch me.
>> I respect my friend too much to do anything, although he even notices it and thanks me for being her good friend. Very introverted so lacks friends.
>> 3 nights ago, I'm sleeping over their house and we're talking from 10 PM(friend goes into dab coma and passed out) to 3 AM.
>> she says she has to go to sleep, goes for bed and I stay up watching League streams(OGN shit is cash)
>> she comes out 20 minutes after in a white tank top, no bra very obvious, and her tits are perky and small hard nipples poking through.
cont???
>>560028787
of course you fucking continue!
>>560028787
P.S - picture is not said girl, though I do have nudes. Skeptical about posting though. We'll see.
>> I remain eye contact the whole time, she sits down then immediately stands up to fucking lean over me to get something.
>> Her tits just brush my hand, and I'm in full fuck this shit mode abort mission get out of here.
>> She gets cigarette from pack... I have yet to say any words. Finally say something stupid like, "wanna watch?"
>> She has no idea what League is and I'm being awkward as shit, turn it off and look at her.
>> We make eye contact for 10 seconds before I say... Well, this is awkward. She smirks(we're both retards and this is what we do before our poke/tickle wars)
>> She's 17 at this point, I take the cig and puff on it as she's staring at me. We both squinty eyes.
>> She starts to tickle me. I rekt her and just push her, she instantly falls to the floor
>> I get on top, her tits are basically falling out of her shirt. She wraps her legs around me, and I'm starting to get a chub.
>> She's in short shorts, I start to realize this is really bad if someone sees us. Friend is sleeping on couch, mom is in her room right by kitchen.
>> Whatever, fuck it. Her one tit is in full view flailing around like the whacky inflatable tube man. Poppin a boner, pray she doesn't feel it.
>> She wiggles free and is in full doggy-style position and stays in it for way too long for no apparent reason.
>> does the look-back and notices I'm just staring at her ass
>> Might as well be wearing boy shorts, but dat ass is phenomenal.
>> she pounces on top of me, I let her get on top but act like I'm struggling
>> this is so wrong but it's only been a minute and haven't processed this. We're both catching our breath..
>> she utters 4 words quiet, close to my face... I couldn't respond for 5 seconds, "You like looking, huh?"
>> I'm full retard, "What does that even mean?" - I know what that means, even do the whole "huh?" expression
>>560029085
>> She smirks, gets up, goes into bathroom and brushes teeth.
>> I'm freaking out that this went too far, but I was loving it.
>> I'm sitting there with a massive erection, and try to zone out on League. Proceed to chain smoke.
>> She comes back out and asks me why I'm on the computer. Come sleep it's 3 AM.
>> I have to sleep on the floor, since bro got couch. I could just drive home but I love being here, and I get to sleep in her room. I'm fucked up.
>> tell her I have to finish cigarette, she comes and sits on my lap. Like it's normal, okay.
>> start to get hard, she reaches over for her pack by arching her back and bending over to the ledge in arms distance
>> perfect view of dat ass, shorts ride up and can see her thong underneath.
>> she feels my dick while shifting, gets up and sits on the other chair.
>> i'm in full awkward mode, until she says "hahahah you got a boner why"
>> "uhhh... yeah, sorry."
>> Realize brother is sleeping 8 feet away around a wall
>> nobody says anything but we both just glanced in that direction
>> she goes to her room without saying anything, I follow shortly after.
>> No light on, expect her on bed but she's just changing in the darkness so all I see is a silhoutte.
>> No reason for her to be changing, she could have locked the door. Whatever.
>> I lay down on the floor, "come sleep on my bed." - "no thanks" - "I'm not letting you sleep on the floor - "I do... all the time." -
>> "thats why you bitch about your back hurting" - "fuck you" - blahblahblah, talking for 5 minutes when she turns the lights on
>> This bitch changed into lingerie, it's basically a thong on the back.
Will continue if I have anyone interested.
Roll 76 for tits
Why not
Rolling
>>560020262
roll slut
>>560020262
roll
ITT: Your favourite NPC moments (any game)
>be me
>be at Olav's Tap and Tack in Bruma
>night time, quite busy
>Ongar decides it would be a good idea to pick-pocket Olfand the blacksmith
>gets caught
>Olfand proceeds to punch Ongar to death with his giant meat clobbers
>guard runs in, stares blankly for a few seconds and calmly walks back out
>everyone continues to chat, eat & drink with a dead body just lying there on the floor
>mfw this all happened while I'm just sitting there on a chair
>>560014648
bumping cos I loved Oblivion
I've never played oblivion before and skipped right ahead to Skyrim. Oblivion seems fun tho, should I get it for PS3? My pc is bricked. Or should I wait till I get a new pc and play oblivion with mods?
>>560014648
>be me
>be in riverwood delivering letter to sven
>big mutha fuckin dragon comes out of nowhere and takes a dog
>ohshit.jpg
>kid follows dragon to get dog back decide to watch
>catches up with kid on a mountain
>find him petting dog next to a dead dragon
>MFW he jumped of the mountain
Flipping off cats thread
gogogo
Are Snuff Films real? Is it just an urban legend or can you actually find some? I've been searching and searching and most seem like "production"
>>560017474
3 guys1hammer
>>560017474
people generally don't want to record evidence of a murder
>>560017723
That wasn't for profit
