Music of /b/ thread. Post what you listen to most and rate
Pic related, favorite band and album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk2FzqxV-oE
>>556696193
Bumping with current jam
>inb4 nigger music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCnMO7TZekc
>>556696309
Interesting
Also this
Just came out yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOIHTFhlByc
Moar like this and if anyone knows the sauce help out
Wtf is he using to masturbate
>>556704106
>>556704106
sauce????
Alpha here.
I dare you guys to try and point out any flaws about me.
Looks like you dont even lift
>>556685972
you look like a faggot
>>556685972
>Posting this on 4chan
>Not thinking this is a flaw
IT'S ME BEER WAX CLEANER GUY.
GET IN HERE.
I FOUND THE THREAD I MADE GET IN HERE FAGS.
Reportin' in!
>>556699473
I'M LATE
but I'm in here, and my captcha is pic related wat do
Draw thread, Let's do this. Mu Needs some asskickery, let's make it happen
red skin oc do not steel
>>556690064
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHVhcKinoNQ
>>556685140
>>556686227
>>556690576
Motherfucker better give me my money back or buy me a fucking dime bag.
Hey /b/. I only got two warm shit-tier beers left. Any way to get drunk off of them for a heavy drinker like myself?
>>556679710
shotgun them
Pour it into your ass.
>>556679710
Up the ass.
/b/rothers, I am a horny femanon and I love all things kinky but what are your favorite positions, sex, methods used in blowjobs?
Femanon are most welcomed to respond too I'd really appreciate it as I just want to satisfy my boyfriend
*OP will definitely delivar ;)
>>556667008
>femanon
>no time stamp
gtfo
>>556667286
Jesus fucking christ it really is easy to bait these days
well what i personally loove to do is first grab the penis. then yell cuss words at it to make it believe that i am who i say i am. then i put my teeth against it so they can whisper sweet soothings that calm the penis. now it believes that i could be anything. then finally i touch it with my own penis, so it can know i can bring feelings of joy and when i rub against it i can hear the yips and yeps of the penis friends. :)
New porn webm
i wanna help my bros out, do yourself a favor and get the MP4 PLAYER. its got it where you an make playlists of your webm's, even the iCons show the video,plays the video on the icon if you want, like i have over 300 webm's and its a wall of animated porn its fuking awesome i rate mp4 player 10/10 for webm
I cant see the thumbnails of what im posting so have some random webm
>>556666976
the only real sucking going on here is the Broncos playing in the background
Just puttin my balls on things. What should I do next?
your pet
Razorblades
in glass of water
ok faggots it's story time
This story contains some Wincest so just a heads up to watch for spidie. Either way this is a spidie-friendly thread
>be me 17 living with 8/10 older half sister and single mother.
>we are poorfags that can't afford a bigger house so my sis and I also in the same room
>she will be leaving to a university I'm two months cuz she won a scholarship
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keep going
btw I'm a horrible story teller. IM going to do my best but don't expect this to be a fucking masterpiece.
>>556658826
waiting.....
Okay /b/ this cunt is fucking up my life, other thread got taken over by whiteknights so help me get back at her (send her threats, dildos, pizzas, whatever)
>facebook com/haley.sinfield?fref=ts
her number is: 8582298149
>>556661279
sage
burns your hand
stops your heart
curdles your milk
is not possible
cuts your hand
unrealistic/pointless
>>556661279
faggot
okay /b/ lets dox this bitch.
her number is: 8582298149
pic related
>>556653484
wat
>>556653484
Ching chong eyes
>>556653658
shes a bitch just dox her already, fag
ITT: Things girls do that you hate
>>556651519
Breathe.
laugh at me
Keep the vagina a secret.
Who want brazzers free passes?
isnt there a method to this or soemthing?
>>556644873
falco691:fuckoff5
gestern:morgen
krafkennytalk:r8411879
Got more if those don't work.
L.P.D. Libertarian Police Department
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins...
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>>556653869
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand...
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>>556654070
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn...
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