New porn webm
i wanna help my bros out, do yourself a favor and get the MP4 PLAYER. its got it where you an make playlists of your webm's, even the iCons show the video,plays the video on the icon if you want, like i have over 300 webm's and its a wall of animated porn its fuking awesome i rate mp4 player 10/10 for webm
I cant see the thumbnails of what im posting so have some random webm
>>556666976
the only real sucking going on here is the Broncos playing in the background
Just puttin my balls on things. What should I do next?
your pet
Razorblades
in glass of water
ok faggots it's story time
This story contains some Wincest so just a heads up to watch for spidie. Either way this is a spidie-friendly thread
>be me 17 living with 8/10 older half sister and single mother.
>we are poorfags that can't afford a bigger house so my sis and I also in the same room
>she will be leaving to a university I'm two months cuz she won a scholarship
>won't be back for about 4-6 years
>we hate each other but we were once really close.
>one day i catch her masturbating since we sleep in the same room
>when she's fapping I scream out "just let me know if you want me to leave"
>she doesn't speak to me for the whole day
>the next night she asks me if I saw her fap
>I tell her no but I heard her
>she turns full red like a tomato and tries to go back to sleep
>I decide to ask her if she's still a virgin
>she isn't
> I tell her im not a. Irvin either
> the conversation shifts to sex
>we start to talk about how often we fap
>she brings up that if we weren't brothers she would totally date me
>I tell her the same
> we try to go back to sleep
>"anon... Have you ever fapped to me?"
>the question shocked me but I knew I had at least once
>"yeah"
>she asks me to go in to detail but I don't remember why
>make up something
>she tells me she's fapped to me too
>covo turns sexual again
>my fucking boner is about to explode so I fucking force myself to go to sleep
>three days latter on a Saturday I'm home alone playing my xbox. Mom isn't home she's off with my so guy. >sister comes I'm a little tipsy. Since she was with her friends at a bar
>comes home and lays down in the couch putting her feet on my lap as I'm playing
>can fucking see right up her skirt
>boner intensifies
Cont?......
Pic is of a chick that looks just like her
keep going
btw I'm a horrible story teller. IM going to do my best but don't expect this to be a fucking masterpiece.
>>556658826
waiting.....
Okay /b/ this cunt is fucking up my life, other thread got taken over by whiteknights so help me get back at her (send her threats, dildos, pizzas, whatever)
>facebook com/haley.sinfield?fref=ts
her number is: 8582298149
>>556661279
sage
burns your hand
stops your heart
curdles your milk
is not possible
cuts your hand
unrealistic/pointless
>>556661279
faggot
okay /b/ lets dox this bitch.
her number is: 8582298149
pic related
>>556653484
wat
>>556653484
Ching chong eyes
>>556653658
shes a bitch just dox her already, fag
ITT: Things girls do that you hate
>>556651519
Breathe.
laugh at me
Keep the vagina a secret.
Who want brazzers free passes?
isnt there a method to this or soemthing?
>>556644873
falco691:fuckoff5
gestern:morgen
krafkennytalk:r8411879
Got more if those don't work.
L.P.D. Libertarian Police Department
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we're going to figure out who did this and we're going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you're the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
>>556653869
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn't seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn't care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
>>556654070
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
Draw thread
Make requests for things to be drawn
Reference is appreciated
some dude asked fer this.
mo boss cutting salami
lewd potato
I asked for a draw of Radar before the old thread death'd.
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>>556643442
>6:35pm
>>556643660
Old people.
>>556642306
>>556642294
Wincest thread 2
more captions
You're doing gods work anon. If I wasn't on my phone is be saving and posting :(
MIF thread redux. I was asked in the earlier thread to post my MILF and add more, so here we go. Feel free to add as you like.
>>556633059
Working backwards from dressed to not.
>>556633158
>>556633237
time for wincest.
let do this!!!
OP, you will have to contribute more
It's time, /b/...
Who wants to have a nice, slow 2-hour fap with me?
Results will be making their way out to the Cum Altar this week. Will post results.
OP always delivers...
>>556632746
Missed u and that bitch :3
For those not familiar...
faggot and shit tier bands and songs.
This one is pretty obvious
Picture is very related
>>556631936
they only sing songs, about how they will never get laid.
>>556631936
kawaii ^____^!!!
Back in high school every girl I knew like that Blood on the Dance floor shit.
Tried listening to it and it was so bad it was ICP shit tier of music.
