Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g...
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
Nothing can prepare your sides for this:
http://youtu.be/lxAeAo7duYc
Here's the official Dashcon simulator:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
>>556793530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
Chubby thread!!
Haven't seen one in a while!
fuck off
>>556780746
in a whale*
I've been here long enough to see a lot of faggots, but this OP is the sickest cockslurper I have ever witnessed.
Habbo raid.
2nd thread.
Base is waddamelon palace
PW: kfc4me
Get in here.
>ChrisHansen reporting in.
hi chris
it's me
newfag
jabberjaych reporting in
ALL NIQQAS TO THEATREDOME
Trap/Trans Thread
>>556776636
>>556776889
>>556776976
Pokemon box 3.
Previous thread:
>>556778417
Requests welcome.
>>556791439
Every thread until you like it.
Hey op.. /r/ing some pokes banging female chicks
Okay /b/, it's time for Nyah Hounds thread of fucked up femanons.
>Dogs
>Horses
>Niggers
>Tigers
>Lions
>Zebras
>Donkeys
>Gangs of men
>Boys between the ages of 10 and 16
All of these I would either fuck or suck off, depending which is which. Any femanons here wanna confess any fun fetishes? Any anons wanna ask any questions? Go ahead, I'll play!
what
>>556792389
have you ever been fucked by a tiger before?
>>556792389
What would you do with the horses cum?
Hello /b/, long story short, I'm dying (colon cancer). My ex already cried like a bitch, which I'm thankful for, all my friends cried with me,my parents laughed with me and told me that I have a short time to live another life then gave me $1,000 (cash). All the people I cared and loved are aware of my illness and know I gotta do things before I die, and so I'm ready to take offers of people. I know this is my last chance to a fun life, but I want to share this experience with people that I've been relating to for over the past 5 years.
You guys will make up a list of 5 things I do before I die, it can be anything from eating a sandwich to trying to hug the president.
1.Roll 69, 2. Roll 72, 3.Roll 52 4. Roll 37 5. Roll dubs, or 98
prove or gtfo
>>556790879
An hero
Get fucked in the ass by a $100 per hour or less black tranny from your local Backpage
fdraws thread
anyone here already or yet?
imma go finish making some lasagna
requests plz
Easy Max, let the old one fade a bit first.
Let's get a chill music thread going.
ITT: music for studying, weedheads, chilltime, whatever. I'll start
>Bonobo - The Northern Borders
God Is An Astronaut, every time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34C41eEpM48
Cillo - Breathe (forest vocal mix thingy, look on yt)
somafm- dronezone
best internet radio
General Czech thread
>>556776838
>kek rhymes with czehgc
>>556776838
czech em
Každej kdo na 4chanu n?co napÃÅ¡e ?esky je buzerant.
>uvnit?než haha jsi buzerant
ano, jsem buzerant
4chan university, an ivy league school with some of the best teachers in the world all assembled in one place.
>>556777780
head of culinary arts
>4chan
>intelligence
Physical Education.
Can I tell you a story /b/?
>be me
>be 20
>be in the army
>be sandbagging because stupid town is flooded
>workin 20 hour days
>finally resting
>phone starts going crazy
>wtf its like 3 in the morning
>its my uncle on my mothers side
>ignore it and try to sleep
>phone wont stop
>read my uncles message
>he going off about random shit
>saying my father isn't my real father
>don't believe him
>he used to be a meth addict
>dismiss it as crazy
>but the idea sticks in the back of my mind
>think about it all day while sandbagging next day
>finish sandbagging
>text my uncle
>ask if hes being serious
>says yes
>asks if I want to hear the full story
>say yes
>tells me my real father was strangled to death with a seatbelt in an airport parking lot
>all happened when I was a baby
>the person I call dad met my mother when she was pregnant
>told her he would raise me as his own
>told her not to tell anybody
>say ok uncle
>still dismiss as crazy
>call family members and ask around about it
>they all say uncle is a meth head and crazy
>call mom
>tell her what uncle said
>says hes a crazy meth head
>ask if dads my real dad
>no response
>ask again
>"anon ill call you later im driving"
>ask again
>"anon not now"
>"Its a yes or no question is dad my fucking dad"
>"no anon he's not"
>hang up the phone
>don't know how to feel act
>mom comes to my house a couple days later and confirms everything my uncle said was true
>none of my family know except my uncle mom and dad
>my whole dads side thinks im related to them
I dont know what to say or do or feel /b/
>>556771897
TLDR:
>Uncle tells me my father isnt my real father
Seriously though the first half has nothing to do with the story. Unless you were just trying to let everyone know you were in the Army, but I doubt that has to do with the story
>>556772180
>tells me my real father was strangled to death with a seatbelt in an airport parking lot
lol what?
...
>>>ITT: ATTENTIONWHORING FAGGOTRY<<<
Indeed the greatest wincest ever told.
I forgot. Post the screenzap.
You love, you lose.
Does she have a video?
yes but only soft core lesbian
>>556767402
I'm in love
