Spell a word with your ID and win a prize.
Heaven wins a dog shit
If I win I want my prize to be donated to charity
>>557082469
prize get
K
DrawQuest: Shorty edition
/*Rules: Go through the story choosing one of the options. The first one with 2 votes wins.*/
Tale 651: The Shoe Salesman
You are a lonely shoe salesman living in the lowly populated town of Bladdersfigg, a quiet and boring town with a pseudo medieval setting. You don’t have any clients, friends and much less a girlfriend. Your life sucks and you decide you have had enough of it. The time finally comes when you must take a decision.
You decide to:
a) Go out and travel the world.
b) Become a famous magician.
c) Kill yourself
>>557058832
Become a magician
>>557058832
WIZARD
>>557058832
C) kill yourself
Apple thread
Red Delicious master race 'portin in
>>557046331
red delicious is for fucking niggers. i hope you get skinned alive and fed your own face. you make me sick you filthy fucking cuntwipe.
>>557046331
You're my nigga OP, Red Delicious truly is master race. Fuji faggots don't know what's up.
>>557047092
McIntosh apples for for pie only faggot. They are shit tier hand fruit.
I am a former government contractor who has been involved with working for/with the Greys for several years.
Ask me anythinf
Ayyy lmao
>>557062265
Why can't you spell?
Ayyy lmao
Anyone want nudes of her? Names Kennah Gatten
>>557059373
looks kinda young fuck off if underage
Psoting them anyways cuz dont care
8123443989 is her number too
This is /b/ do you really have to ask? Of fucking course we do.
why no fap thread?
ITT: god tier straight porn
I'll start by posting webms i've created, feel free to post pic, gif whatever but make it fappable
>>557035431
every thread is a fap thread if you're game enough
OP here from another thread.
Story so far
>There is a weird fat neckbeard eating chips and drinking mountain dew two seats up from me in the local study room of my library, playing counter-strike 1.6 on his shitty ass laptop, disrupting the study of everyone here. 21 decides how I tell him to fuck off. Op will record audio on vocaroo.
Your move /b/
Reposting for the Anon who requested, pic related
>>557059365
download aim hax and join the cs server hes in
tap him on the back. say in a clear voice "hey, you need to go somewhere else. I'm trying to study. Faggot".
21 get
>>557059365
Bamp
It's time
To post chimps?
>>557049756
>>557049756
To bust a nut?
This is what a 16 year-old looks like now.
Does God actually want us to be paedophiles or something? Surely it's a sign.
worst salute i've ever seen
nice boobs post moar!
>16
>Pedophile
lolwut? 16 is legal where I live
![[Camp Sherwood] - Day 01 (01).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PFwvN0i.jpg "[Camp Sherwood] - Day 01 (01).jpg")
Doing a dump for a friend
>>557036293
this shit again?
oh yisss
http://exhentai.org/g/702685/b4e59a83f3/
Ask a guy who ended a suicide hotline he was running anything.
Serious questions or thoughts only.
>>557032789
What possessed you to bring some good into the world and prevent attention-seeking cunts from finding "help?" (I use the term "help" extremely lightly.)
>>557032789
What where you running from?
why did you an hero?
If this post ends in a five then it is no longer too soon.
It counts. Moot has spoken.
oh shit
>>557047315
welp.
If your post number ends in 1, you must spend 20 minutes on /pol/
If your post number ends in 2, you must spend 20 minutes on /mlp/
If your post number ends in 3, you must spend 20 minutes on /a/
If your post number ends in 4, you must spend 20 minutes on /sp/
If your post number ends in 5, you must spend 20 minutes on /v/
If your post number ends in 6, you must spend 20 minutes on /mu/
If your post number ends in 7, you must spend 20 minutes on /r9k/
If your post number ends in 8, you must spend 20 minutes on /vg/
If your post number ends in 9, you must...
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oh yeah?
>>557036683
Yeah whatevs..... rollin'
>>557036683
Let's go 1.
Would hit it?
Not so obvious ones
I would buy you dinner first? ;)
>>557016915
>well that was awkward.
yep
Sup /b/
How can I fuck my sister?
my mates suggested raping her but I don't wanna do that unless I get desperate enough lol
>>557015458
>lol
>>557015458
Ask her.
>>557015458
>lol
