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4chan university, an ivy league school with some of the best teachers in the world all assembled in one place.
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>>556777780
head of culinary arts
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>4chan
>intelligence
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Physical Education.

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Can I tell you a story /b/?

>be me
>be 20
>be in the army
>be sandbagging because stupid town is flooded
>workin 20 hour days
>finally resting
>phone starts going crazy
>wtf its like 3 in the morning
>its my uncle on my mothers side
>ignore it and try to sleep
>phone wont stop
>read my uncles message
>he going off about random shit
>saying my father isn't my real father
>don't believe him
>he used to be a meth addict
>dismiss it as crazy
>but the idea sticks in the back of my mind
>think about it all day while sandbagging next day
>finish sandbagging
>text my uncle
>ask if hes being serious
>says yes
>asks if I want to hear the full story
>say yes
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>tells me my real father was strangled to death with a seatbelt in an airport parking lot
>all happened when I was a baby
>the person I call dad met my mother when she was pregnant
>told her he would raise me as his own
>told her not to tell anybody
>say ok uncle
>still dismiss as crazy
>call family members and ask around about it
>they all say uncle is a meth head and crazy
>call mom
>tell her what uncle said
>says hes a crazy meth head
>ask if dads my real dad
>no response
>ask again
>"anon ill call you later im driving"
>ask again
>"anon not now"
>"Its a yes or no question is dad my fucking dad"
>"no anon he's not"
>hang up the phone
>don't know how to feel act
>mom comes to my house a couple days later and confirms everything my uncle said was true
>none of my family know except my uncle mom and dad
>my whole dads side thinks im related to them


I dont know what to say or do or feel /b/
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>>556771897

TLDR:
>Uncle tells me my father isnt my real father

Seriously though the first half has nothing to do with the story. Unless you were just trying to let everyone know you were in the Army, but I doubt that has to do with the story
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>>556772180
>tells me my real father was strangled to death with a seatbelt in an airport parking lot

lol what?

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>>>ITT: ATTENTIONWHORING FAGGOTRY<<<
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Indeed the greatest wincest ever told.
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I forgot. Post the screenzap.

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You love, you lose.
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Does she have a video?
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yes but only soft core lesbian
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>>556767402
I'm in love

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hey /b/ :3 look what I got
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dont. do. it.
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Do it
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>>556770218
do it and spill milk over the rest.

Studying for a test at library, bored.

what do /b/?

69 decides.

INB4 something illegal.
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>>556765298
>>>/d/
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>>556765897
The camera flipped it, am using the macbook pro Photo Booth shit.
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>>556765298
Get off 4chan and study.

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last thread 404'ed
should i continue?
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yeahh booiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>556749156
Ok i'll do it for ya
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>>556762635
Song of the Summer
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>>556762635

IVE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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Hey /b/ I just got a delicious cheese string, gonna eat this bad boy right now.
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DONT FUCKING DO IT
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Mmmmmm looks amazing.
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>>556767914
Alright now be quiet, right here in front of us we can see an american citizen in his natural habitat, infront of his pc and eating cheese

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FUCK ADULT CIRCUMCISION

If a fucking bitch ever tells me I don't know what childbirth is like.
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did that blood come from your weiner?
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Explaon the situation
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>>556760971
wtf

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Habbo Hotel raid
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>>556758794
/b/?
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>>556759123
what

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New loli thread, last one hit image limit. I'll get the train rolling with some anal. Double anal. :)

Last thread
>>556733245
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>>556765234
Loli asses more than welcome. ;)
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I usually just lurk, but the thread is empty, so I'll post
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>>556765672

Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES

*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things

*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...

*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it

*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
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Nothing can prepare your sides for this:

http://youtu.be/lxAeAo7duYc
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http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014

Bumping with gold.
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Here's the official Dashcon simulator:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014

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Moar like this plox
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>>556755280
Do you have any more?
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>>556755394
sadly no
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