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>>556712495
protip: contribute to your own threads
>>556712645
>>556712712
>>556712495
>>556712764
>>556712819
>>556712829
>>556712873
>>556712895
>>556712967
>>556712923
dat hivemind
>>556712895
>>556712923
?!?!?!?!?
>>556713039
>>556713098
>>556713043
fucked if i know
Another one
>>556713169
>>556713221
>>556713286
gtg, will be back if thread is still aive
>>556712712
one time, a cop came to our house because a roommates friend was being a dumb cock.
>knocking
>its da police
>ask me about the situation
>say i know nothing
>they ask if anyone else is home
>tell them another roommate is
>they say go get him
>k.tiff
>close both doors behind me
>heading upstairs i hear them open the door
>ask them what they're doing and I did not give them permission to enter the house
>they said they're just going to stand in the middle way
>repeat myself and demand they stand outside
>they go outside
donno what happened but I love using my rights
probably saved my ass a few times.
>>556712495
>HOW TO BE A BOSS
>Insightful 14-year-old Edition
>>556713686
I have a feeling if I saw that pic at 14 my life would currently be a lot better
>>556714138
this
bamp
Have a wank before deciding on solutions for important relationship problems. that way, your libido won't get in the way of your rational thinking.
http://snapguide.com/guides/fold-a-shirt-military-style-save-space-and-room/
>>556717148
always check for your load. women often mistake this as hairgel.
Does anybody have some good and easy instructions on how to tie a cravat?
>>556718142
Ok, I mean tying a... tie. English isn't my native language and I got kinda confused by this.
>>556718248
>>556718142
>>556718703
Thanks!
>>556718703
>>556719035
I love this
>>556719867
>>556719867
Does this make mustard gas?
There is an 'anarchist cookbook 2000' eBook thing. most of its outdated, does anyone have some kind of updated version?
>>556720112
Chlorine Gas if my chemistry isn't shit
>>556720291
Yeah, the chemicals involved don't exactly seem conducive of smoke.
here: http://thepiratebay.se/user/lekeklul
>>556720771
"Forbidden Knowledge"
contents:
Disaster Preparation Survival.pdf
Elements_of_military_science.pdf
Explosives_Black_Book_Companion.pdf
Guerrilla_s Arsenal.pdf
Home Workshop Explosives.pdf
Homemade Detonators.pdf
How to Make Acetone Peroxide.pdf
How to Start Train a Militia Unit.pdf
IRA Handbook.pdf
Light Infantry Tactics For Small Teams.pdf
The Anarchists Cookbook.pdf
The Chemistry of Powder and Explosives.pdf
The Complete Kitchen Improvised Plastic Explosives.pdf
The Prepatory Manual of Explosives.pdf
>>556712495
>If someone insults you thank them.
Fuck you, OP, you piece of shit. Thank me, dickwit.
>>556720925
Thanks
>>556721153
that wasnt nice you fucking nigger
>now you try
>>556720291
Your chemistry is shit
HCl(aq)+NH3(aq) = NH4Cl(g)
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>>556719035
>>556721205
>>556713679
>.gif
>>556712495
bump
>>556722698
its safe, you fucking pussy
bump for interesting shit
>>556723363
but you can't save to mobile device
>>556723824
>>556712873
thank you, I found my co-worker that I want to fuck by using this.
>>556712495
I'll dump my advice folder, I guess.
>>556718248
>Inb4 germanfag
>>556725494
>>556725618
isn't cravatte still a word used in English?
>>556712495
protip on earning money : pastebin /FXBv7FPx
>>556725717
>>556725897
>>556725748
Dunno, I'm not a native speaker either.
>>556726073
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>>556726721
Anyone lurking?
>>556726960
>>556726960
I am - I've saved almost all of these.
>>556726960
yes
erlfer
>>556727114
>>556727315
At some point I should really go through and delete any copies and upload it all as a torrent, but muh shitty Strayan net speeds.
>>556727515
HOW TO BE A GOOD GOY
>Set unachievable goals and get fit so you can work even harder for the same pay and earn your boss Mr Goldbergstein even more shekels.
>Hygiene, stop your goyim smells excreting from your filthy goyim bodies. Those smells attract females and activate parts of the brain where goyim see each other as humans, we can't have that now can we?
>Don't seek attention as it means you're an important goy who is not appointed to their position by the chosen.
>Don't stay indoors where the CCTV cameras can't see you and you can't be thrown in prison for whatever reason the bad goyim patrol (police) give you.
>If a one of the chosen insults you, thank them.
>Ignore any goy who is speaking the truth.
>If you want sex, ask a female for it as they are very good goyim and do as the Jews say through television and magazines
>Constantly update your style and remain a good goy who cares about appearances
>Constantly improve yourself as this ensures you will forever remain a good goy feeling inadequate and engaging in consumerism and peer pressure to compensate
>Trust your gut, which is nothing more than what the chosen have programmed into you through 12 years of compulsory schooling and media since birth
>Do not get comfortable with your money goy, because it belongs to us, the Jews
>Keep your eyes open to what the chosen say is important, maybe you'll be thrown a bone every now and then
>>556727651
These might have a few double ups with the last set of protips.
>>556727875
>>556726960
Yes.
>>556728000
>>556728135
>>556725494
Rolling for Jim Profit auto-ban
derp
>>556728135
flood detection you double nigger!
>>556726073
>spraying lysol where you rest your face
ya nah
Dumping some A's
>>556728712
I don't even follow half this shit, I downloaded a massive rar of these year before last.
>>556713098
>>556713169
>>556713221
>>556713286
Oh lol a warrior of /b/!
(pathetic)
>DO NOT get comfortable with your financial situation unless you have no more desires
Not humanly possible
>>556728954
random words cos no mo duplicate posts for 3 mins
Only thing from these thread I ever tried.
>>556728885
no more a's
>>556729269
>>556726721
Holy damn, it's me in an alternate universe, if I had a 16:9 monitor...
>>556729259
8/16
>>556719282
bullshit. heartburn aint on there and i got that shit bad
>>556712645
This "protip" is especially shitty, written probably by some teenage revolutionary edgelord. Do not listen to this.
>Use original bottle cap instead a rag so you are 100% the shit inside won't spill out. Tie rag around the bottle neck, wet it with something flammable.
>Yes, if you add styrofoam, it is much better. Don't some faggot bullshit you. The key is to have a honey-like liquid.
>Don't light and show the bottle until you are 100% you want to throw it. Once on fire, you are number 1 target for police guys.
>>556729451
9/16
>>556729451
Go to the store and buy some antacids then
>>556728692
This is cute.
>>556729574
Meant to reply to you with the antacid comment.
10/16
>>556729953
11/16
>>556712829
don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>556729267
did it work?
>>556722698
yeah a 1288 by 2588 screamer
fuckin likely
>>556730212
12/16
>>556712495
>letting people insult you
>not verbally destroying them and every insecurity they have
It's like you don't even actively like being insulted just to have a good excuse to ruin someones week.
>>556730485
13/16
>>556730765
14/16
>>556730987
15/16
Does putting 'Jim Profit' in the name field actually get me banned?
>>556718946
I tried that tie knot at a meeting a while back and got derided as a pretentious dick. Use with caution, and consider the setting and context.
>>556730434
Yes, yes it did.
>>556731173
16/16.
Alright, I'm going to go take my dog to chase abos around so they don't get upto too much trouble. Peace fellow anons.
>>556731430
thanks for that anon, you made me a better person
>>556731305
>there is no name field on /b/ anymore faggot
>lurks more
>>556727690
HOW TO FIGHT THE ZIONIST SYSTEM
>Drop out of college
>Post on 4chan all day
>>556721335
bullshit
doing this will fuck your engine
How to enjoy life
>Get girlfriend
>Argue, realize you have to do shit for her, the gain is hardly worth it
>Get a job
>Be treated like shit, money does not by happiness
>Kill yourself
>Do not have to deal with anymore shit, just have to bring yourself to do it
>>556720378
dont do this it makes mustard gas
>>556728645
wtf do these do and are they even real
>>556733783
this legit?
>>556734384
Yeah
>>556719035
>come's
you suck
>>556731310
are you sure it wasn't the fact you butcher the english language?
>>556727875
bullshit. I walked up to a random person and he yelled his fucking ass off as soon as he saw me walking in his direction. he was probably trying to act cool in front of his bitch
