fall in love you lose
>>556499851
What goes in to making Dashcon Simulator 2014? It's all up to you /b/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
>>556525412
needs homosucks
>>556525412
[TRIGGER WARNING]
Bump because based OP
Just got the results back today. It's cancer for sure, and not one of the pretty ones.
> be me
> shitting blood for a year
> doctor keeps telling me its just hemorrhoids
> finally pass out from blood loss
> wake up in hospital, got transfusion
> they take scans, schedule some procedures, draw blood, etc.
> MRW its not hemorrhoids
I'm only 28 but my prospects are pretty grim. By now I've got a couple thousand in medical bills, with the promise of tens or hundreds of thousands more if I pursue treatment. With less than 10% chance of survival I'm not really inclined to bankrupt my parents' retirement fund or incur a shitload of debt for somebody else to take on after I die anyway. Honestly I wouldn't gamble that sum even on a 20% rate of survival.
So... what do I do, /b/ros? The doctor says I've got at least a couple months if I don't pursue treatment - but any semblance of my life would be over almost immediately if I started chemo.
I've already watched all of Futurama & Breaking Bad, I've already beaten Dark Souls & Borderlands 2, and I'm not sure I can afford to fly to Bangkok to fuck ladyboys til I'm dead (at least, not until my tax return comes back.) Tell me how to spend my remaining months using the $3000 I have left in savings. I don't really like to travel but feel free to recommend the shitty country you live in if you think it will make a difference.
Invest that $3000 in something good
>>556517963
Max out your credit cards, go to thailand and fuck kids, then kill them and yourself with soap on a rope
>>556518151
> Invest it
Why? I won't be around much longer.
> something good
Even if I were going to invest, this isn't really specific enough to be helpful.
How is she german?
>>556519418
probably born there faggot
>>556519418
She was born there? You do realise that being born in Germany wont stop someone from looking Asian, right?
>>556519662
/thread
Alright anons get the fuck in here, It's time for another one of this board's historic threads.
In the past you anons have helped me with many hoaxes directed towards celebrities and politicians, tonight, we target Miley Cyrus for a third time.
We started #CureForMiley, We made her fans believe she had HIV, and it was a success, we convinced over 11,000 fans of hers to donated $6,000 to the negro youth foundation, they were pissed.
Tonight, we start operation #MileyStop.
Our Story: Miley Cyrus has been dating her producer Will-I-Made-It, for the last 9 months. We convince through pictures and articles, that Miley has become pregnant, and has decided to abort the child to maintain her current party lifestyle. This will cause quite the shitstorm.
Create an IRC, Shoopers and graphics anons, get in here, Article writers, people with twitter accounts, lets get it rolling.
#MileyStop
bumping for great justice.
Bumping for potential
>>556514559
Bumping for fun
lets build a city /b/
wheres our city faggots
finished
>>556500372
Bottom right of the map queer bate, it's close to the cave ad close to the lake.
Wincest thread. Post pictures and stories.
>>556495728
bump for stories
>>556496039
+KvfeDad
>Dad
>Dad in a fucking wincest thread.
start a beast thread
you have awakened my cock
>>556458120
still here op?
>>556458120
bump
ITT we sauce our sauceless
.Post sauceless
.Get sauce
.Fap
Legendary sauceless related
>>556441719
Seconded on OP
>>556441719
Even the faggots of /b/ can't find the sauce for these gifs.
There's been a thread about these gifs on 420chan for over a fucking year with no results.
/r/ has failed multiple times.
The sauce is lost m8. The sauce is lost.
I've made a Dashcon Simulator for those that were dying to go to the event but just couldn't make it. This simulator emulates Dashcon 2014 to a tee, so jump in and have fun!
WASD+SPACE+MOUSE to move!
https://5c46b25af4685881954af207e9b6d23f498a8ea0.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcNjlMeVZ4VUJnRGM/Builds.html
top kek
>>556488446
Can I piss in the ball pit like that guy from /pol/ ?
If not the game isn't finished.
>unity
muh linux :^(
YouNow thread continued.
/xcamdallaslife
links plz
Bump with camdallas
OLD R34 THREAD HERE!!!
>>556457950
Dumpers, keep on dumping!
http://rule34fortheworld.tumblr.com/
>>556475985
>>556476341
>>556475985
where are these coming from?
>>556476456
Dashcon Thread #6
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA [Embed]
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS [Embed]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt [Embed]
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g [Embed] ...
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I [Embed]
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ [Embed]
Dumping my set
>>556474564
2/?
>>556474316
You fap you lose thread, Webm edition
dumping a bit meanwhile
>>556475814
>>556476103
I lost
Draw Thread! I've never turned down a single request in the past, so request what you'd like! Please remember to be patient with any other artists that appear in this thread. Drawing takes time
You guys not diggin the stick figure?
>>556445571
draw me a beautiful girl with nice chomper
>>556446050
Hello!
You should send out a signal! For draw-friends to reveal themselves in lurking.
![1369463663421[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qSG3hKV.gif "1369463663421[1]")
