You wake up on a path in a dark forest. You don't remember how you arrived here but you can see that the path splits into 3 diffrent roads. You also noticed a small box near you.
A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the box
C)Other
1 Decides
C) He starts fapping furiously
north, obviously
BOX
So anon/Alex/OP made this post a short while ago, this is the new thread as old one has reached bump limit
Hey /b/ros I need some advice
>be me
>obsessed with 11/10 qt 3.14 girl
>4.0 grade average (11A* GCSE)
>Been sphagetting for about a year. Possibly 200-300 words worth of diolouge between us spread out between 2013 Spetember to now.
>Have an album of 40 pictues of her, some taken from facebook, others OC, others stolen from school
>Walking home one day
>See her, get really nervous do this thing where I stare at the ground because I'm shit at looking natural while avoiding eye contact
>See her holding hands with a guy
>they have a quick peck on the lips and she's giggling
>go home
>cry
>start playing spore space stage and RuneScape
this was three weeks ago and I haven't left the house. I'm starting to run out of supplies, wat do?
pic related it's her
We found out her personal FB
fayce book dot com slash 741066915910336
And worked out Anon is either Alex or Angry bird socks kid
Oh and someone has been accepted on his 'muh shekles' account.
any info i have missed feel free to reply.
We're about to cumshot a printed off picture and send it to her saying it was from Alex/Anon/OP/Angry Socks
Don't forget we've made a few posts posing as the OP asking for advice on raping someone.
anon from the old post reporting in
>>556181091
forgot that. good shout anon
OK, I have never seen someone doing this before but in this thread we will try it.
The task is: Create a post quoting itself.
>>556175972
Post _33ens
>>556176418
Fapioh thread
ITT:
We write a poem for my grand-father one word by word
rules:one word per post
Do your worst!!!
Disregard
dear
anus
Hey /b/ros I need some advice
>be me
>obsessed with 11/10 qt 3.14 girl
>4.0 grade average (11A* GCSE)
>Been sphagetting for about a year. Possibly 200-300 words worth of diolouge between us spread out between 2013 Spetember to now.
>Have an album of 40 pictues of her, some taken from facebook, others OC, others stolen from school
>Walking home one day
>See her, get really nervous do this thing where I stare at the ground because I'm shit at looking natural while avoiding eye contact
>See her holding hands with a guy
>they have a quick peck on the lips and she's giggling
>go home
>cry
>start playing spore space stage and RuneScape
this was three weeks ago and I haven't left the house. I'm starting to run out of supplies, wat do?
pic related it's her
order more supplies
>>556164638
Will you faggots stop giving girls idiotic ratings just cuz you're horny. 11/10 my ass.
>>556164638
Stop being a pussy or I'll tell Georgie what's going on.
Also, what do your GCSE's have to do with it?
Ask an old fag who's taken a lethal dose anything
lethal dose of what?
>>556168810
have you got any more of that vintage porn
Smile
Hey phteven
>>556165494
Bitches love uncut face m8
What will you name it?
God-tier album thread go
great fucking album
>>556159283
Here.
inb4 music debate like always
just calm the fuck down and listen to what you like and stop shoving it in ppls faces
Its that time again
>>556157818
Bumping with Marzia
>>556157921
>>556157983
you can't bump your own threads any more
Bad mom thread.
yes please
Bum
YouTube/Twitch Nudes Thread
GO
>>556146990
bump for interest
bump for interest
bumpo 4 interest
bad parenting
some of these pics make me wonder how humans still exist
>>556137564
[Fedora Intensifies]
>>556137698
Do i need an edgier state of mind?
Going to post some stories of a roommate I had in college, let me know if there's any interest in these stories.
Pic related, the kid wore a hate like this all the time (even indoors).
>Returning from winter break to spring semester
>Had two roommates last semester, one transferred to another college though so they stick us with new guy
>We'll call him Jay
>Jay seems normal but something is a bit off, whatever everyone's weird and he's just a roommate
>He spends the first few weeks following my other roommate around wherever he goes
>Jay imprinted on to my roommate like a baby bird
>Realize he's rather weird but still let it slide
>Every morning Jay wakes me up by using his blow dryer, get over it since shared living space
>Have girlfriend visit, she talks to me in the morning about Jay using his blow dryer for a half hour
>half hour
>Realize every time he uses it after that how long he uses it for
>Realize his shower routine went as follows:
>Jay gets in his closet
>Puts on his bathing suit
>Grabs towel
>Puts towel around his waist
>Walks to the shower
>Showers in bathing suit (He told me this at one point for some reason)
>Walks back to room without using towel since he didn't want to get it wet
>Gets back in closet
>Strips down naked
>Dries himself off with the blow dryer
>Get a phonecall
>It's Jay
>"Hey uhh, when we finish dining in Dining Hall B do we just leave our dishes or do we drop them off some where"
>I don't ever eat at hall B so honestly don't know
>Tell him you probably drop them off somewhere (cus why would anyone pick up after us??) and I don't know
>He starts panicking and talking about some shit
>Why does this kid have my number? Hang up
keep going OP
Im here
