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>>555983076
>be me
>working shitfaget job
>second in charge guy comes to print labels off computer
>boss was out that week
>error message
>program not compatible with current driver
>tries to explain to new chick the problem
>says someone must have unplugged the driver
>must be a problem around the back
>can't listen to that shit
>tell him what drivers are
>he doesn't get it
>explain difference between software and hardware
>he doesn't get it
>keeps saying the driver must be unplugged
>make up excuse to leave
>360 and walk away
>wank and cry in break room
what did i do to deserve this?
>>555983391
>>keeps saying the driver must be unplugged
Wat.
How could he say that with a straight face?
>>555983602
he constantly has absolutely no idea of anything that's going on, won't listen to reason.
god i can't wait to get out of there
Large Penis Reaction Thread
How do girls react to your mega-dong /b/?
Some are just horrified at the thought of me stretching out their tight harry potters
They know I got enough to satisfy both
You boner, you lose
>>555996740
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/
http://darkcinemaxx.tumblr.com/
>you all just lost.
god mode
Jokes on you, I just came 2 minutes ago
vamo lá por isto a rolar
Outravez?
Desta vez vai haver gajas nuas ou só em bikini como ontem?
>>555997169
mas porque é que isto tem que ter gajas?
Aquí llega un nuevo contendiente.
¡A fregar!
Beta thread, I'll start with a story that happened to be last night.
>be me, be 20
>have 17 yr old, Hungarian girl over my place. met through a friend
>Watching Game Of Thrones
>some scene comes on
>Hungary turns to me and goes, is it weird this is turning me on?
>Spaghetti everywhere.. "n-no not really"
>fast forward an hour
>Bed time
>"Anon, where am I sleeping?"
>You can have either the lounge, spare bed... or mine..
>"Anon, I like to be told what to do, not given an option."
>Alpha engaged, fine then get in my bed.
>In bed, lean over, put arm around her, go to kiss.
>"Sorry anon, I just don't really want to."
>Rolls over, goes to sleep. I do the same
Next morning I'm driving her home and she says "If I had drunk more alcohol I probably would have fucked you.."
>tfw you're probably not good looking enough..
>inb4 should have raped
>>555978727
>just turned 20
>AA cup nerd GF lays down in bed next to me shirtless
>"I don't like frenching"
>"Don't put your hands down there, I don't like that"
>2 hours of cuddling later she's asleep
>mfw I spent my 20th birthday drunk in a closet on a mattress with a cringe worthy weeabu prude
Dammit Mariah, why did you even take off your shirt and lay down next to me topless??
Sure you were a weeb, but I would've loved to have lost my virginity to you as oppose to that drunken slut Carina I eventually hooked up with.
pic unrelated
Almost here.
>>556000000
>>555997176
Darude - Sandstorm
LET'S DO THIS
This time, it's really time.
>>556000000
>>555996531
nigger
>>555996531
Not for another hour or two you twat
>>555996531
niggers tongue my anus
>556000001 get niggers!
Also god hates niggers.
tumblr get, for the rights of women and LGBTs and fat activists
i am a nigger
>>556000000
NIGGER
Lets get that Tard Stories thread back
>be halfway through 6th grade
>lunchtime, me and friends waiting for next class
>Giant Tard, at least 6'5" walking around campus
>Name is Neil
>Requires 2 wranglers and a yard duty supervising him at all times
>First bell rings (signaling 5 mins before lunch is over)
>Neil exits quad and enters A wing
>mfw next class is in A wing
>Go in when 2nd bell rings
>Neil quietly coloring while his wranglers stand guard
>watching him through window of class
>Once wranglers are gone Neil stands up and paces through center of building
>Quiet screech, barely loud enough to hear from class
>ohno.jpg
>runs over to my class window
>slams on window while making mongoloid man-child gurgling and screeching noises
>removes pants
>begins shitting in hands and on floor and smearing it on windows
>wranglers arrive
>try to wrestle him down and take him back
>power of 1000 men within Neil Explodes into full blown tardpocolypse
>screeches and spits on everything, punches female wrangler
>smearing shit on wranglers and throwing them across the room
>throwing shit
>wranglers call in help
>6 wranglers total finally wrestle him down, covered in shit and piss and spit
>Neil removed, back the next day
>mfw let us skip that weeks classes for free time due to (trauma)
I have more Neil if anyone wants it.
>>555980205
What is that thing?
>>555981031
Life Manifested
ohmy...
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>>555994452
>arrowkillyourself
Drawthread
>>555977669
For you.
>>555978039
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MEOW
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Kik slut thread. Let's get some wins tonight. Heres one for starters
Sharina.marise
So, what, do I just ask her for nudes or what? I've never given my kik out to anyone I don't know personally.
Jaymee818
LucyGcute
Got wins from them last night <3
>>555961657
then make a fucking new one
This just popped up on my Facebook feed. Rejoice.
Also
ITT: YLYL
I lost
Oldfags get in here.
>>555977857
>>555977874
>>555977857
>2006
reporting in
AMA
