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Anime Wallpaper Thread.
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>>555758710
bump
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bump for interest
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Okay I fucking hate this asshole on facebook he's being a real dick making fun of my brother for having cancer. He fucking also showed my nudes to alot of people and it really pissdd me off and he's such a dick and a swag fag. Please raid his facebook page his name is Jeff Closser and he's really ripped and we need to mess him up thank you :) :)
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>>555777196
Not your personal army, but we could be persuaded.
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>>555777196
Or we could ask him for your tits. That sounds more rewarding
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bumpity bumb bumb
(more pictures of me) :)

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I don't see any sissy roulette threads.
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Newfag here:
How exactly do i roll this?

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Just wanted to share my story since I have nobody to talk to.

It may take me a long time to write it but I hope at least one person reads it.

I just want to feel connected to someone.

This is my first post in here after having lurked since forever.

>have a really fucked up by non abusive childhood
>I was responsible for taking care of my paralyzed father since I was 9
>my older siblings were all able to enjoy sports/social interactions and got to go out but I HAD to stay in
>I was like a subhuman to my family
>me and my father were really close and I didn't think anything was wrong with taking care of him
>I literally bathed/fed/clothed/medicated/ and handled all of his finances and everything while growing up
>my mom helped but she had to work
>I am not socially retarded I just don't have any incentive to do anything now and lament interacting because I don't understand how
>my dad died 3 years ago almost
>I literally do nothing with my life
>I work go home and don't talk to anyone
>my last 3 birthdays pass and none of my 3 brothers even called to say happy birthday
>I don't get invited to family functions
>they are all mad that my dad left me mostly everything
>I finally start going out after work
>I enjoy seeing nba games
>meet a really nice girl
>we start talking
>im 22 and literally have never had a girlfriend since I spent 16 hours a day caring for my dad + school + working while growing up
>my brothers all make fun of me relentlessly
>family calls me a hermit and jokes are constantly thrown at me
>me and this girl start going out she is a genuine 10/10
>first relationship so literally just taking it slow and just doing things how my dad told me it goes
>multiple dates over 3-4 months
>eventually get serious
>see knows how I grew up and took joy in teaching me the ropes
>eventually one night we have sex and its fun as fuck we move in together at 14 months
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>>555769462
Even if it just dinosaurs, I'm reading anon.
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>>555769462
>feel like my life is getting better enjoying everything
>eventually become a well known calligraphy artist for a wedding company
>I visit my dads gravestone often and just talk to him
>suddenly I get a call from my mom while at the cemetery one time
>Your oldest brother has been in a car accident please help us out with medical stuff please
>yes mom no worries
>I will help them since its what my dad would have wanted
>call gf she isn't answering
>leave her a text that I will be home late
>get to hospital
>square everything away tell the hospital I will help pay for w/e his insurance didn't pick up
>in waiting room
>nobody talking to me except my grandmother
>she always loved me and is just chatting
>suddenly notice girlfriends parents come in waiting room
>they see me and start asking me "WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DAUGHTER"
>what do you mean I texted her I would be here did she maybe tell you guys I got in an accident
>No she was in an accident also!
>turns out my oldest bro was fucking my girlfriend
>kind of numb at this point
>she ends up dying
>revoke my promise to pay for his care
>end up contemplating suicide
>drink heavily for a few months
>don't know what I am going to do with my life
>first real relationship ends like this
>my brother somehow fucked me with the ultimate betrayal
>my mom says it my fault because my cheating fucking girlfriend got my brother killed somehow if I didn't date her they would have never met etc etc etc
>now family goes from passive aggressive to full on hate / shunning tier
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loli?
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>>555766057
post butts and maybe we could work something out
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>>555766230
loli butts. post them now
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>>555766320
new laptop no pics.

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Slutty Kik accounts, I'll start.

Caseythedestroyer
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bumpy
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>>555770198
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>>555769732
Bumping with slut jayceegirl172598

JASON LEE VAN DYKE THREAD.
Last one 404'd, get in here.
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>>555755519
IP address has been obtained.
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>>555755845
GUYS this is it
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Mobile phone number: 14699645346

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Jason Van Dyke Thread
Continuing >>555755519
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>>555767047
is the the new epic may may?
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>>555767047
D DOX HERE FUCKERS.
http://doxbinzqkeoso6sl.onion/doxviewer.php?dox=Jason_Lee_Van_Dyke
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Claiming my ID again.

Alex here.

captcha: edsoba freedom

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TLDR: Feminist hate thread

>be me
>at dinner with bro and his girlfriend
>1st time meeting her
>girlfriend mentions she's a feminist
>letsgetthispartystarted
>she spends the entire night insulting men
>ask her why she's dating my bro if she hates men so much
>she tells me that I'm not allowed to question her motives
>wtf.jpg
>she says it's sexist and offensive when men have to question womens motives
>says all men are dumb for questioning women
>ask her "isn't that sexist to say about men"
>no, because it's the truth
>mfw
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Well I wrote that story before so here is the short version:

>Be me.
>Be poor guy, not capable of getting a date.
>Meet woman online, decide to go to drink a coffee.
>Get asked how much money I earn.
>Answer honestly, get laughed at.
>See date leave, saying "Call me again, when you earn real money".
>Hear people laugh, because rejected and poor.
>Have to pay for her shit, too.

>Let one year pass.

>Have better job, earn proper money.
>Decide to take revenge, call the same woman again.
>Get told she has a bf, lie about how rich I am now, get asked out on a date by her.
>Go to same coffeeshop.
>Talk a while.
>Ask what her cup size is.
>Get told b cup.
>Say "Call me again when you have c cups" and leave.
>Hear her sob while leaving, hear people insulting me for beeing a dick.

Maybe not so much a feminist hate story. But if they want equality, they should start right there.
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>>555753297
It just pisses me off that they claim they wanna be equal but then they:
-don't wanna be drafted
-don't wanna pay child support
-always want full custody
-expect men to pay for the dates
-expect men to be the moneymakers
-tell us we can't hit a woman
-get less serious charges in domestic violence and rape crimes
It's all bullshit
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>>555753297
Good job mate. 10/10 post deserves some 10/10 porn

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Let's see what /b/ looks like.

Post yourself ITT.
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>>555753203

you are very cute anon
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since no one rated me in the last thread
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gonna post again bc yeah
>>555753203
also you're cute

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ITT post the last copy pasta youve read/seen

ill start

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ok /b/ros, lets get this prick mad! A friend rated him 1 star, SO HES SUING!

Everyone go fuck with him! Add the slashes!

facebook.com alexander.lege activity 876745509006526
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>>555724612
Hey hey, greentext a little to get me going.
Mark this as probable worthy target anons.
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I was going to make a thread, image was already used.

Basically, he's suing Tor for "hosting" a revenge porn site.

Just Google Pinkmeth lawsuit.

He's getting buttpained and paying $200 a pop for dox on anybody who leaves him negative reviews. This is where a troll account becomes very useful.
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>>555726264
Alright, so we make accounts and rate him 0 star?

need a bad mom thread
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>>555735670
hnnnnng
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>>555735670
I'd say Stacy's mom still has it going on...
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>>555735670
This shit is fucking hot tho

So much ass is won in this pic.

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ITT: Most fucked up porn

Links and gifs alike accepted.
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>>555739148
whats that pussy shit OP?
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fisting is fucked up? oh you sweet summer child
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>>555739814
no fucked up folder. Recent wipe

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Fast food stories I'll go first.

>be me working at subway during lunch rush
>urge to take a massive shit comes while there is a fucking line
>trying my best not to fart or let out any shit
>it gets worse
>stomach starts making weird noise while making a nigger a bmt sandwich
>literally have a turtle head while all of this is happening
>line finally dies off so I tell the shift manager I'm using the bathroom
>I fucking run to the bathroom while the shit is slowly sliding out
>finally get inside, yank my pants and underwear down and slam my ass on the toilet
>mfw when I arrive in time, explode, relax and it's a no-wipe
>best feeling ever
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>Walk into subway for lunch
>See a black guy making subs
>Walk out

Every time.
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>be me working at chick-fil-a
>fatass customer comes in
>"Yeah, I'll take one bucket of extra crispy chicken with biscuits and a 2-liter root-beer"
>This isn't that kind of chicken store sir
>"oh, I thought this was KFC"
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>>555744301
>a no-wipe

shit hygiene is shit

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