Hey /b/, ITT tales of how you lost your virginity! Mine is a tiny bit lengthy but I'll post quickly.
>Be me. 22 year old virgin
>Just graduated from college.
> Was pretty lame in college and had missed out on the whole party scene so was delighted when my friends invited me to Manhattan.
>Drink all night, end up at this fancy ass expensive club attached to a hotel in Soho, ordering expensive champagne like an idiot.
>mfw I'm so drunk it tasted like Coca-Cola
>Acting like a fool doing things my beta ass wouldn't normally do.
>Somehow, as beta as I am, I decide to hit the dance floor.
>That's when I see her.
>Tall, long dark hair, dark skin, big blue eyes. This girl was beautiful and she was staring right at me.
>I freak out and start dancing by myself awkwardly
(Cont.)
>>555624202
cont. op
>>555624308
Just one sec. Anybody else lurking?
Finish the story faggot
…… shes allergic to orgasms?
That muff is ruff
bump
almost 404ed 30 seconds after posting, wtf!
means you're pretty bad in bed to not give your fiancé an orgasm (engaged but no orgasm umad) and your fiancé cant handle the pleasure
my ex used to tell me to stop because "it felt too good"
ITT: Best of 4chan. I'm starting with a classic.
Bump! Come on people!
R34
Old one hit image limit, starting off with some Digimon
>>555607994
gonna try and stay away from the images that get spammed daily
>raven
>frozen
>jinx
>dexters mom pls no more
>>555608114
>>555608183
Lina Merkalina thread ?
I don't know if i should post this on /s/ or /b/.
I got something like 200 picture and few gif
>>555616413
>>555616541
>>555616656
Name my baby...
She's a girl...
I'm serious. I have no idea...
Bring on the middle names also
Pic related...
It's not my baby
Call her Dubnub.
How about Bunbud?
tinkerbell
flipping off your pets thread....
I'm in a bad fucking mood, this makes me happy...
>>555605282
bamp
>>555605282
No one? Really?
Dear shitposter,
Congratulations, you got a reaction from 4chan users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like anons like you. You've messed with the thread of the wrong 4chan user. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you. Your pitiful shitposting skills are hilarious. Posting MLP and baiting are level 1. Can you overload capchas? Can you samefag without leaving a mark? Your silly little tag won't protect you. I've shit posted into many 4chan threads and called OP a fag. I've spammed sage to mods. I have been shitposting since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of the bait which you should be falling for. All you are is just a community of internet newfags. Have you ever Zimbabwe'd anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy turning your thread into a spiderman thread.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have reaction pics in kawaii places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your threads. Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Ban my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to shitpost. With love,
A shit poster
P.S. I would fear for your thread before the image limit is reached.
Rate my dating history /b/
Obviously more but these are most notable I guess. Feel free to post your own.
>>555591762
theyre above avarage, lucky you
Its a bit weird that you remember your first kiss though, if you are a guy
>>555592037
I mean she was like my first girlfriend so it kinda went hand and hand I guess?
I tried using this
And I ended up doing this
Better do this
>>555605229
before this
>>555605114
>>555605114
Your camhore here again
pls write "bonas du geiles ding"
write ZA BOBI OT VODNATA
Do not want.
Hey /b/ can you watch my chocolate milk while I make a sandwhich?
>>555599856
No deal.
>>555599856
I was thirsty.
>>555599856
no fuck you
Sup /b/
I want to fuck my sister, how can i accomplish this?
Advice/helpful hints wanted.
step 1: Have a sister
step 2: Fuck her.
how old is she?
>>555596981
17 i'm 18
Hi /b/, how do you deal with the fact that you're going to die someday? How do you face the idea of oblivion? or afterlife, if that sounds better for you...
>pic unrelated
>>555587005
>how do you deal with the fact that you're going to die someday?
I took out a 40 year mortgage. HA HA, bankfools ! You'll never get it all back !
>>555587005
Everyone is going to die one day.
It's the only inevitable thing in the world.
Why the fuck would you care about it?
Please don't be like those weak religious freaks who believe in heaven and afterlife etc, it's very childish an immature.
Only children need to be told stuff like that, but a grown man should know he's brain activity and later on body just stop at some point.
What's there to deal with?
>>555587581
I just can't stop thinking about that. It's a simple idea, i won't exist. but i cant take it out of my mind. I do not believe in afterlife. Thanks for your words
Trap/cd/etc thread?
Please
>>555573158
please let me bend u over ;)
>>555573606
inb4 that's not me.
Hey/b/, Omegle thread! Join tag 4chan to be put in the thread, Look for devito!
>>555565983
>tfw devito doesn't like wrestling
>>555566914
nigger
mmm
