flipping off your pets thread....
I'm in a bad fucking mood, this makes me happy...
>>555605282
bamp
>>555605282
No one? Really?
Dear shitposter,
Congratulations, you got a reaction from 4chan users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like anons like you. You've messed with the thread of the wrong 4chan user. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you. Your pitiful shitposting skills are hilarious. Posting MLP and baiting are level 1. Can you overload capchas? Can you samefag without leaving a mark? Your silly little tag won't protect you. I've shit posted into many 4chan threads and called OP a fag. I've spammed sage to mods. I have been shitposting since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of the bait which you should be falling for. All you are is just a community of internet newfags. Have you ever Zimbabwe'd anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy turning your thread into a spiderman thread.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have reaction pics in kawaii places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your threads. Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Ban my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to shitpost. With love,
A shit poster
P.S. I would fear for your thread before the image limit is reached.
Rate my dating history /b/
Obviously more but these are most notable I guess. Feel free to post your own.
>>555591762
theyre above avarage, lucky you
Its a bit weird that you remember your first kiss though, if you are a guy
>>555592037
I mean she was like my first girlfriend so it kinda went hand and hand I guess?
I tried using this
And I ended up doing this
Better do this
>>555605229
before this
>>555605114
>>555605114
Your camhore here again
pls write "bonas du geiles ding"
write ZA BOBI OT VODNATA
Do not want.
Hey /b/ can you watch my chocolate milk while I make a sandwhich?
>>555599856
No deal.
>>555599856
I was thirsty.
>>555599856
no fuck you
Sup /b/
I want to fuck my sister, how can i accomplish this?
Advice/helpful hints wanted.
step 1: Have a sister
step 2: Fuck her.
how old is she?
>>555596981
17 i'm 18
Hi /b/, how do you deal with the fact that you're going to die someday? How do you face the idea of oblivion? or afterlife, if that sounds better for you...
>pic unrelated
>>555587005
>how do you deal with the fact that you're going to die someday?
I took out a 40 year mortgage. HA HA, bankfools ! You'll never get it all back !
>>555587005
Everyone is going to die one day.
It's the only inevitable thing in the world.
Why the fuck would you care about it?
Please don't be like those weak religious freaks who believe in heaven and afterlife etc, it's very childish an immature.
Only children need to be told stuff like that, but a grown man should know he's brain activity and later on body just stop at some point.
What's there to deal with?
>>555587581
I just can't stop thinking about that. It's a simple idea, i won't exist. but i cant take it out of my mind. I do not believe in afterlife. Thanks for your words
Trap/cd/etc thread?
Please
>>555573158
please let me bend u over ;)
>>555573606
inb4 that's not me.
Hey/b/, Omegle thread! Join tag 4chan to be put in the thread, Look for devito!
>>555565983
>tfw devito doesn't like wrestling
>>555566914
nigger
mmm
Draw thread cont.
so many memes
>>555569125
>>555575616
SO FUCKING DONE
Hey /b/ so I'm forced to do a 12 step program and they say I need a higher power
69 decides what my higher power is
>>555565065
Swagyolo420
>>555565065
sheogorath
>69 get
Me too.fuck it.. just drop your head and pretend to chant thier cult ways.. enjoy the coffee, fucking brain washed jesus freaks.
Beasteality Thread?
Bumb
All welcome
Fuck everything.
3 fucking years together.
I fucking loved her.
I chose to stay here after my family moved-- I've been struggling to make money and I've been trying to get a car just so I could see her more often.
Her dad is dying and she's stressed and her parents have always hated me anyway.
I gave her so much. I've had plenty of girlfriends, but I've never cared about anyone else as much as I cared about her. Ever.
Fuck everything. I have nothing left.
Fuck OP. Shits too real. But you'll just have to make like the great hero Austin Powers and just bounce back. I believe in you OP.
Take a walk anon. Smoke. Life goes one.
>>555561971
i think the best thing to do in this situation is suicide anon
Ok so I just tried to make this thing and as soon as i stuck my dick in it, it crumbled into nothing. Anyone else try to make this thing with success?
I changed the amounts cause of the cup i was using, but i did it exactly like this:
1/2 cup corn starch
1 cup water
Followed directions exactly, but let it cool for hours before taking it out.
Also i tried it when it was still cold, but im not sure if that was the problem.
>>555575253
The recipe calls for two parts of corn starch to one part of water.
>>555575723
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!!
>>555575723
Its opposite. Says 100g cornstarch 200g water totall
hi I am the guy from recent thread and considering fucking my sister. anybody from old thread interested in stories?
>>555562959
How recent? How many hours ago?
>>555563183
just 404'd
>>555562959
Interested in stories although you may want to consider moving to the current wincest thread over here >>555563294
You should repost your story so far.
