Whoever makes me laugh the most gets a free pizza.
>>555540361
poop
What's the deal with airplane food?
this is all i have anon, but im starving
(ID: SpDrA1rR)
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new meme: flufe
Epic meemee bro.
flufe like my dick
Hail satan
Hey /b share your fighting stories? (All fighting stories are welcome)
I have a couple will share
> Be me 16yrs old
> thanksgiving Dinner with my mom and brother
> brother goes to take a shower
> mom and I at dinner table sipping high quality wine
> am a little buzzed but meh it's thanksgiving
> hear alarm. NO it can't be mine
> run to kitchen window *clear view of headlights of my chevy silverado*
> blinling lights" shit it is mine! I fucking forgot to remove the stereo!
> RUN outside empty handed, tell mom to stay inside could be dangerous
> truck parked around the corner but could see it through a piece of wire fence
> arrive fuck it really is mine, door is open window shattered
> start walking to it thinking it's too late
> Get there fucking spic faggot gangster inside trying to pull off stereo
> overcome with rage! Grab the fucker drag him out,my right hand knuckles are broken from a fight 2weeks back (will also post) fuck it filled with rage
> immediately start fucking this spic up pretty bad (took boxing for five years)
> Spic pulls away think * he had enough he's going to run*
> Pulls out knife, immediately lunges at me and stabs me in the upper thigh near the hip. - fuck that hurt
> spic picks up his screwdriver and skateboard as I back away from gettinf stabbed
> "follow me puto and there's more where that came from"
> mom runs out, immediately starts crying
> "what happened omg! Where the fuck is your brother when you need him?" (Bro took boxing for 9years had some pro bouts)
> Mom " I'm calling an ambulance!"
> we're dirt poor take phone away "mom no...we can't afford an ambulance I'll be fine" she refuses but I keep phone away (no healthcare welcome to America)
> rest is all personal shit
Have more, but post some stories /b would love to hear them
> PIC is from google not me
my buddy caught a manslaughter charge when he fought and killed his uncle...
>>555538423
You have my interest.
Continue.
Story about how I broke my knuckles? This one is kinda personal may seem boring but really means a. Lot to mr
Just for you /b/ros, I'm going to this corner on 6th Street, and I will take a giant shit right under the light post.
Anyone rolls 69, I'll answer their request. I'll be there in about 30 minutes.
earthcam /usa/texas/austin/?cam=austin
...bump...
>>555542296
Hurry up asswipe
...silently creeping in....
Anyone wanna see my chinese farm girl friend naked?
I don't have much, but hell, I think she's a little cute.
>>555524172
don't ask, just dump the goddamn nudes
>>555524172
Sure why not
obviously yes
OP is back from pic related.
You are the hero of legend.
Your deeds are to be retold for generations.
You find yourself by an active river
Behind you and on the other side of the river is a veil of trees.
You have a short sword, a filled waterskin, and a scroll tied with a red bow which you have not read yet. You have a pouch not large enough to fit a person into, but it could still hold a considerable amount.
What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.
>>555525072
empty the waterskin, fill with piss
Fuck yes! The legend continues.
Guess I know what I am doing all day.
>>555525072
Shove the scroll into your anus.
Posting a superheroine porn comic I wrote and drew.
Leave a comment and let me know what you think!
First up: Power Girl
>>555521716
Less muscles and more curves pls
>>555521936
You are the hero of legend.
Your deeds are to be retold for generations.
You find yourself at a fork in the road. One road leads to a dark cave. The other leads deep into the forest.
You have a short sword, a filled waterskin, and a scroll tied with a blue bow which you have not read yet.
What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.
Go into the forest.
>>555500265
read the scroll
circumsize myself with the sword and praise juden god
/b/ tell me the sluttiest stories you've heard about girls in your area. or witnessed.
Ill start.
>girl lost anal virginity in front of 10 people at a party
>next day fucked the same dude
Mom slapped my ass once when I took a candy out of the candy jar, it felt dirty.. Because I was not allowed to do that /neverforget
>>555498327
chic lost anal virginity in grade 8?
to my buddy she's fucked
Pretty hot picture op, any more like it?
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moot#faggot
trap thread
>>555486676
heyo.
reporting
[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
>>555479725
Part two.
Is more info on who was kill?
>>555480284
Ask her if you want.
Hey bros. Lost my gf of 3 years, looking to rebuild my fap folder. I don't have much of anything beyond what I'm finding on sites but I know /b usually has the stuff I like.
I have posted pics in the past so am hoping you will share with me. I am into teens (Not illegal) and asian girls.
Bump for interest
Young feet thread!
I'm 11 and I matsurbate 12 times a day and 90% of the time I just watch celeb porn and jack my meat with baby oil and get confrable. When you know you're about to have an orgasm cool air boost the feeling the longest I jacked off was 45 min and if so hold the the tip of your penis before you skeet until it's irresistible you just let loose and skeet it getting boring but it works
For the love of god moar
