Hate thread. Feminists, fat tolerance, niggers, you choose.
I pick fat
NZ thread
I wish I had friends edition
Hurrr
plz just love me
New cali thread. Post em
626?
ok /b/ im gonna lose my virginity tomorrow any tips?
>>590867795
don't
gonna have to keep self bumping until somone answers
Foreplay is important, kiss the neck, lick the pussy, make her wet at any cost even if that means killing her, you might not cum the first time. Kill her.
Florida Girls Thread V4.
Requesting these girls.
Kiana M?
Nickie Seefelt
Elissa evans
Mindy Shepard
Xenia Hykoski
Sidney Walters
Kaylee Nelson
Kelsey m
Victoria schwambach
Citrus where you at
any 954
Mexithread 3
gdl
>>590870546
Suban fotos donde se les vea el cobre.
California nudes
707 here. Where's the anon who owes us the 2gb of nudes
Should be around now..
>Pic is my cousin Lucy, 17 and hot as fuck
>Be 28 year old fat beta kissless virgin
>Lucy's friend lives two floors down from me
>Her friend has a party every other weekend
>Lucy will sometimes crash at my place after
>Last night another party
>Wake up at 4am to banging on my door
>Find Lucy drunker than ever with puke all over her tight red dress
>Help her walk in cause she is fucking wasted
>"Look at my fucking dress Anon"
>She attempts to take it off and gets it stuck over her head
>Instant boner at the site of her tight little body
>"Help me Anon"
>Get awkward as fuck cause first time being close to actual sorta naked girl
>Help her get the dress off and we're left standing way to close
>Stand there for what seems like eternity while she just smiles with drunk face
>Umm so you want to borrow a shirt Lucy?
>Go to my bedroom to get my shirt and she follows
>She sits on my bed while I search my closet
>"Anon you're my favorite cousin have I told you"
>"You're like the best guy the nicest guy"
>Then she just starts sobbing
>"Anon it's not fair, you live here all by yourself that's so sad"
>"Anon why don't you have a girlfriend you're so nice"
>"All guys are assholes but not you"
>Crying intensifies
>"Anon Brian cheated on me cause I'm a fucking ugly bitch"
>What the fuck do I do here?
>Awkward penguin it over to sit next to her on the bed
>Pat her on the back
>Her skin is so soft and she is really warm.
>No way Lucy he is a fucking retard you are gorgeous
>"Seeeee you are sooo nice Anon"
>She hugs me and puts her head into my chest
>Feels nice I hug back she pulls me in to lie down
>My boner of the gods returns as I spoon with a girl for the first time ever in my life and a 10/10 at that
>She then backs her perfect ass into my diamond crotch
>She lets out a slight moan
>Oh sweet lord jesus I nearly cum
>She rolls over and her soft lips meet mine for my first ever kiss
>She then whispers in my ear "you can fuck me if you want"
>I did it bros I lost my virginity!!
>>590839383
was the vomit flavoured kiss all you thought it would be?
Nope. You dont't cumbastard.
You lost your virgin and Im superman.
Must show proofs
yum
THREAD REPORTED
Why can't she keep a man?
>>590862713
Because she's a crazy bitch.
She's a hologram.
>>590862713
because she's looking for me
How would you rape me?
Get you in a headlock and squeeze until you pass out then have my wicked way with you doggy style.
>>590860924
This
I'd suffocate you with binding business contracts that abuse your talent and then stick my entire forearm into your bank account until you cried for freedom.
Masturbate in my house. I call it homecoming.
Fucked a bitch on the stairs, now I gotta stepchild
>>590843056
Gave birth on the stairs. I call it stepchild
Took a picture of a spider call it web cam
>be 14
>beta/10
>not doing so good in science, parents divorced
>science teacher is a boss
>helps me out, I get 80's/90's
>he's school's football coach
>tells me to try out
>"I don't know, I'm a little small for that"
>nonsense he says, there's a place for everyone
>i put off tryouts
>eventually I do it
>I get in, I'm a wide receiver, I turned out to be pretty fast
>year goes by, we win school district championship
>coach was an absolute bro during this time
>always related to me when most of the team were dumbfucks
this is when things get bad
>>590847936
>coach gets bullied by his students, he teaches applied math
>the retards in this class talk shit about him behind his back
>eventually he finds out
>i ask him how he's doing
>"oh it's fine, kids will be kids"
>hesokay.gif
>another year goes by
>now im 16 (pls don't ban me)
>applied math class keeps giving him shit (it's math for retards, for the Americans here)
>he starts missing a few days at a time
>when he comes back i ask him what happened
>"i came down with the flu anon :P"
>mfw it's spring
cont
>>590848008
>year ends, now it's grade 11 (my bday is in a few weeks)
>coach leaves football team
>no reason
>applied math class still give him shit
>say he's racist, sexist and ugly since he's bald
>they're openly insulting him online
>notice he's not doing so well
>I once again ask how he is
>"Oh, you mean those kids? Don't worry, they'll never make it in life."
>christmas break
>I look forward to getting back to school, see how he is
cont
this is the hardest part coming up
this thread just got pruned, hurry it the fuck up anon
Michigan girls
Posts what you have
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>>590824310
What did she say /b/?
>>590841922
>She
Ay gurl
Wan sum fuk
I'm an oldfag in 4chan
