I started this thread a couple days ago and got some great fucking stories, so here it is again. I got most of the thread archived, and I can post the link to it, but I ended up falling asleep while it was still active, so I did not get to archive the entire thread. However, as of right now, I still have the thread page opened (it was on 'Auto') in another tab, so I can try to copy/paste/screencap the rest of it or any good stories that may have been posted after it was archived.
Tl;dr: Anyone got any dirty personal sex stories with any of these specific circumstances?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? Your GF's/wife's mom, sister, relative, or best friend? Or a friend's wife, girlfriend or mom?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone for sexual favors?
- Especially, if you caught them cheating and then blackmailed them in to fucking you/sucking your dick in order to keep quiet. Or if used your position of power (i.e. a boss over an employee) to get a female to do something sexual to you.
3.) Have you ever had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
4.) Any especially dirty cheating stories? Like, you fucked someone's wife or girlfriend while they were passed out in another room in the same house, or had a girl suck your dick while you're giving their GF a ride home/to drop them off with their boyfriend/husband.
I find these particular scenarios really erotic, so I thought I'd ask on this board and see if anyone has any personal experiences like these that they might want to share. If so, greentext stories will definitely be appreciated!
> Pic related: A picture (that I'm aware is 'shopped) that I find to be really fucking dirty and sexy.
>>590459951
And to give an idea of the type story I'm looking for, here's one that was posted a few weeks ago and a picture of the girl that is described in the story.
> Yes to 2 and 3.
Actually, what happened was I hooked up with a girl from craigslist for rape roleplay. I am engaged, she has a boyfriend. We hooked up, it was awesome. Then, I missed the opportunity to see her again, things fizzled out.
Started trying to again, and she had some issues come up - rescheduled meeting me about 5 times. I got sick of being blown off, so yesterday I made an xvideos and xhamster account for her, with all her pics (including face), with the profile name "(Geographic region) Slut".
She met me last night, after saying our safe word to take the blackmail down. Fucked her several places, took pics when we had proper lighting.
Pic related, her blowing me in a campus bathroom last night.
(The ad she responded to was "Big Dick Domination/Rape Roleplay"
>>590460088
This guy posted 3-4 pics of this girl. He also mentioned a Photobucket album by name that has several pics of her uploaded to it (and of some others, iIrc). He mentioned it in the same thread from a few weeks ago and I have that thread archived, if someone wants me to try to find the album name, let me know.
>>590459951
1)
Yes.
2)
No
3)
Yes, not sure if it was for my cock but meh. Didn't know she was cheating on someone, if I did I wouldn't have had sex with her.
4)
No fuck off fag. Cheating is cancer.
Loli thread.
Hello.
>>590451330
Hey anon, how's your day/night?
Obligatory I'm a loli, ask me anything.
So what dose /b/ think of some Tumblr transgender fag who killed it self?
CHAOS
That is just beiber in a dress. Fuck off.
>>590448331
nothing of value was lost
New YLYL thread?
old one reached pic limit
>>590446058
That picture is very very funny
>gf and i be somehow in love (love her pussy)
>gf be underage 17yo
>im 25
>gf be agency model
>i started feeling confused
>i also start feeling ridiculous w/o anyone saying it
>gf be totally in love
>took her virginity
>i want an older woman
>b-b-b-ut pussy is perfect with this one
>what do?
pic related, me and gf
>>590433674
how about you go fucking reformat and give a better story you retarded fucking faggot how can any of us help you if you give such shitty context?
>>590433674
why do you arbitrarily want older women? Don't rock the boat, if it's meant to be then you'll get your older woman... eventually.
you're gonna break up and regret it for the rest of your life
I'm about to stop my fucking heart beating. This is it. Pic unrelated bitches.
A typical coffee has anywhere from 60 to 120 mg caffein. An overdose can occure from 600mg and up, resulting in tremors and discomfort. Between 5000 and 10000 mg is considered a fatal dose depending on the individual.
I've got 12 bottles of Mio Energy. Each bottle contains 18 servings of 60 mg caffein. That's 1060 mg per container. Let's just round to an even 1000 mg per container to make it simpler. I will be consuming 12 of these at once.
That is 12,000 mg of caffein I will be consuming. My heart will not continue beating after this. I will die.
I'm not going to keep posting after this, no progress pictures or whatever. This is not a cry for help. I am not depressed. I am not being overemotional. I am not being irrational. I simply do not want to live in this life anymore. It's nothing within my power to change. The only think I can change is this, my suicide.
Lovers are liars, and life will only fuck you harder the more you struggle.
These are my final words.
wooow! livestream that shit.
>>killing yourself with a mio
ishiggydiggy
You can do math, nice anon. Hope you drop some nice loot.
I'll take your tightest teens thank you very much.
Shameless self bumb
bumping
MOPS MOSS MOPS
Dubs gets to choose my new nickname
thor
>>590436366
that was fast
>>590436366
also /thread
Nightly NZ thread!
Auckland reporting in
Fuck right off m8
>>590414102
at long last, nawton hamfag reporting in
We're here.
>>590430771
thats nice. no one cares. i dont get triggered when i see tumblr.
Lol, OP here. JK JK, just baiting u guys. Were not really here.
>>590430771
del systm 32 pls
ITT: post the single most retarded thing youve ever seen on Tumblr
How the fuck do people become such degenerates?
QUICK!
Post your main before someone takes it!
Mid, faggots
>>590415786
M. Bison
Nigga
Seems legit.
go away
But troll #2 paid a total of $50 and only makes $40 back
Soooo cringe thread?
Test
>>590418157
fucking kek
I think I have a few more of these
Let's get this train going.
waiting and watching OP, I'm 2new to the site to post any good ones
bump
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>>590414894
ML has been lacking for some time now. The really good stuff doesn't stay up like it used to.
