Why the fuck can Tomoko not get the D??
Shes a solid 8/10 little girl in a country full of pedos obsessed with school girls. How hard can it be?
I couldn't even finish the series.
She's supposed to be much uglier than depicted which is of course, retarded.
Someone post porn.
Getting a bf =/= getting raped by old men
ITT: We invent torture devices.
>>590474234
ouch
ok faggot
Post a coolest flag than this.
>You fucking can't.
>>590475299
>stars
>stripes
Your flag looks like it was made by downsyndromes at an activity day
Post a COOLEST?
> how 2 kick the english dictionary rules in da bawls
Breakfast of champions. Dubs I shoot 2 bags, trips I shoot 3 bags, quads I shoot all 13 bags and o.d.
damn, is that heroin?
:0
Quads, huh?
you think this girls bf knows her naked pic is all over the internet?
>>590476859
bump
dump?
I love seeing girls getting exposed and humiliated for being the sluts they are.
Congratulations?
>>590476925
good for you
>fukcing captcha is back? fuck this im outy here
its been happening to a few people I know recently. Time to grab the popcorn.
Tell me /b/, who's it gonna be?
Dibs on glasses top left
either top left or top right
they'd probably cry the most
bottom left in blue obviously but I would bang all of them and marry all but the blonde in teal.
General Drugs thread.
Post what you've used, and your opinions.
>inb4 it's always you starting these
If I don't, who will?
ANYWAY... My list is as follows:
>DMT (My fave <3)
>Shrooms (Too scary for some reason even though I love DMT. Can't seem to figure out why)
>Every (prescription) benzodiazepine in existence, including some of the harder to find ones like triazolam and brotizolam. They're OK but I had to go through withdrawals once, and even with a valium taper it SUCKED so I don't abuse them anymore. I say prescription because I’m aware of the various RC benzos in existence, but I generally stay clear of those.
>Z-drugs (Take them anally [especially Zolpidem tartrate ‘cuz of its high water solubility] and they become hallucinogenic. That’s right, butt drugs. I'm not kidding. Ask me if you want to know more; it’s probably my second favorite next to DMT.)
>Alcohol (Stomach’s too sensitive for it to be of any value.)
>Nitrous (Too short acting to be of any value)
>Ketamine (Made me feel too numb and paralyzed, didn't like it…although I’m assuming that’s the point of an anesthetic; maybe I used too much my first time)
>Chloroform (Felt like a dirty combination of nitrous and a benzo. I have some in-depth instructions based upon my experiences with it on how to make it, maximize yields, and minimize liver damage. If you want it I’ll post it)
>Clonidine (Why can’t I stand up-Zzzzzzz)
>Gabapentin (Didn’t do much, but stops twitching during benzo w/ds)
>Diphenhydramine (Evil)
>Jimson Weed (Really, really evil, but the plants are actually decorative, so I keep them growing around)
Never smoked weed, nicotine, or used any opiates aside from when I was 12 and had my appendix out.
Also, as a rule, anything organic I won’t consume unless I know EXACTLY how and where it was produced. For example, the mushies I grew myself, and the DMT I extracted myself from MHRB.
Pic related: Jimsonweed.
>>590465604
the fuck is that?
>>590465604
And at night. They don't call them nightshades for nuthin'.
Where are my Loli
About to blow some minds here...
If there is an alien race visiting Earth and it has 2 arms 2 legs hands a mouth 2 eyes affixed on a head on top of a torso and walks up rite on 2 legs it is undeniably related to earth in some way. I say this because in all of the universe for something else to evolve in the exact same way that we have here on Earth the possibilities are astronomically against it. Fact being what ever aliens are out there are probably something you can't even fathom. Why would they have eyes why not some other sensing organ. why would they have a head on top of a torso with arms and legs. I know why we have them and its hard to imagine any other way for an organism to be because that's all we really see here on Earth. An alien from a different planet in a different solar system or even galaxy could have a completely different way of life.
Idk this has been in my head for so many years now just thought i would share for anyone who hasn't really considered it.
I think you're not gunna blow any minds
>>590455399
because bipedal is the preferable way to to walk so more species evolved to have to legs two arms and a head resting on top.
>>590455682
so you think everyone has considered the implications of the stereotypical alien having the same anatomical layout as us? Maybe its in their mind but i doubt a lot of people have really considered it.
my friends girlfriend is easily the cutest girl i know. she got really drunk one night and sent me nudes. dubs of 5-9 and i'll share them
Dubs because why not
>>590465524
post'em
I started this thread a couple days ago and got some great fucking stories, so here it is again. I got most of the thread archived, and I can post the link to it, but I ended up falling asleep while it was still active, so I did not get to archive the entire thread. However, as of right now, I still have the thread page opened (it was on 'Auto') in another tab, so I can try to copy/paste/screencap the rest of it or any good stories that may have been posted after it was archived.
Tl;dr: Anyone got any dirty personal sex stories with any of these specific circumstances?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? Your GF's/wife's mom, sister, relative, or best friend? Or a friend's wife, girlfriend or mom?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone for sexual favors?
- Especially, if you caught them cheating and then blackmailed them in to fucking you/sucking your dick in order to keep quiet. Or if used your position of power (i.e. a boss over an employee) to get a female to do something sexual to you.
3.) Have you ever had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
4.) Any especially dirty cheating stories? Like, you fucked someone's wife or girlfriend while they were passed out in another room in the same house, or had a girl suck your dick while you're giving their GF a ride home/to drop them off with their boyfriend/husband.
I find these particular scenarios really erotic, so I thought I'd ask on this board and see if anyone has any personal experiences like these that they might want to share. If so, greentext stories will definitely be appreciated!
> Pic related: A picture (that I'm aware is 'shopped) that I find to be really fucking dirty and sexy.
>>590459951
And to give an idea of the type story I'm looking for, here's one that was posted a few weeks ago and a picture of the girl that is described in the story.
> Yes to 2 and 3.
Actually, what happened was I hooked up with a girl from craigslist for rape roleplay. I am engaged, she has a boyfriend. We hooked up, it was awesome. Then, I missed the opportunity to see her again, things fizzled out.
Started trying to again, and she had some issues come up - rescheduled meeting me about 5 times. I got sick of being blown off, so yesterday I made an xvideos and xhamster account for her, with all her pics (including face), with the profile name "(Geographic region) Slut".
She met me last night, after saying our safe word to take the blackmail down. Fucked her several places, took pics when we had proper lighting.
Pic related, her blowing me in a campus bathroom last night.
(The ad she responded to was "Big Dick Domination/Rape Roleplay"
>>590460088
This guy posted 3-4 pics of this girl. He also mentioned a Photobucket album by name that has several pics of her uploaded to it (and of some others, iIrc). He mentioned it in the same thread from a few weeks ago and I have that thread archived, if someone wants me to try to find the album name, let me know.
>>590459951
1)
Yes.
2)
No
3)
Yes, not sure if it was for my cock but meh. Didn't know she was cheating on someone, if I did I wouldn't have had sex with her.
4)
No fuck off fag. Cheating is cancer.
Loli thread.
Hello.
>>590451330
Hey anon, how's your day/night?
Obligatory I'm a loli, ask me anything.
So what dose /b/ think of some Tumblr transgender fag who killed it self?
CHAOS
That is just beiber in a dress. Fuck off.
>>590448331
nothing of value was lost
New YLYL thread?
old one reached pic limit
>>590446058
That picture is very very funny
