Quote Thread
Post famous people saying things they've should have said but never did.
best of the fappening thread
So how bout a draw bread?
Draw some crap and hang out.
bamp
>>594632252
drawfag infight ruined /b/ threads
>>594633121
At least we're not trap threads.
I need some advice, /b/
I'm quite overweight, similar physique to the fat kid in the photo, maybe a little chubbier.
I want to loose weight, what advice/tips do you have? Preferably the fastest way possible
Go to the gym
Why wouldn't you want to tight weight?
^
b, what's your deepest secret ?
I had sex with every component of my family.
Nobody of them know nothing about the others.
>>594622371
Le kekkest kekker of m8
>>594621807
My deepest secret is I want the fucking sauce
>>594616849
>shes back
>ohgod she smells so nice
>like cookies and oatmeal
>she makes me feel safe like im at my grandmas house
>why does she keep trying to fight me
>i cant stop sweating
DRAW THREAD
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't talk to it
>Don't be afraid to try a request
>Hide and Report Spammers
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
IRC: #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/b/drawthread&uio=d4
Want to learn how to draw or improve your drawing skills? Visit the /ic/ sticky:
>>>/ic/1579290
Drawfagging books:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
Paint Tool Sai:
https://mega.co.nz/#!Mp02iS4D!s2LFZedCiRlwNdwQGSjVkCA3z7WNifMlNsPCyxGD0dU
Figure Drawing:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
>>594617976
First
>>594618033
nigger
Could someone draw me a cute femboy? I'd like them to be blonde and wear the following: a pink bow in their hair, a brown dress shirt, a black tie, black pants, and a pink skirt. Please and thank you for your time.
Facebook profiles/nudes
Pick related
fb/becca.shannon.92
guess the game /b/
>>594621729
portal
>>594621729
World of Warcraft?
>>594621729
the stanley parable
ITT: Petite girls
Draw Thread
Tone it Down Edition
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't take the bait
>Don't talk to it
>Don't be afraid to try a request
>Hide and Report Spammers
>Keep Reposting to a minimum
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
IRC: #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/b/drawthread&uio=d4
Want to learn how to draw or improve your drawing skills? Visit the /ic/ sticky: >>>/ic/1948489
Drawfagging books:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
Paint Tool Sai:
https://mega.co.nz/#!k4FwgI5B!TD-s6ySRNMmLbtZswI20nCKoi61JmOYUG6MkFnm0DxY
Figure Drawing:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc
Someone requested this painted
Reposting this silly last minute paltterpuzz for Cathoe.
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Gib requests please!
What is the best way to clean a dirty loli?
>>594609461
A fight with waterpistols
>>594609461
Turning 360 degrees and walking away
>>594610855
fag
ITT: Life hacks and tips
>>594604220
i remember doing that 8 years ago
shit was fun acting like hackers n shit
More loli!
>>594605540
cont >>594606278
10/16
11/16
incest time /b/
>be me 21 yo college student
>i live in NY, but my aunt and her family has this summer resort or whatev in toscana, italy
>incredible place, amazing view but BORING AS FUCK.
>no internet, no tv, no place to hang out except for rustic cafes and shitty pubs for old farts
>few years ago, my aunt called my mom and dad with an invitation to their place in italy
>being the faggot i am and having no cool plans for summer, i joined them
>i brought my laptop with me but all i could do was play singleplayer games and watch movies i already DLed
but there was this one bonus
>my aunt had a daughter, my cousin
>the last time i've seen her was probably 15 years ago
>she was basically a toddler back then
>so i had no expectations whatsoever
>she could have been as fat as my aunt who is FAT. fat like a hot air balloon with some limbs attached here and there
>so after like 15 hours of flight and a lot of driving on country roads in italy
>we finally arrive at their huge ass pimped out house
>hey sup, missed you, hows the flight blah blah blah
>then i see my 17 yo cousin
>holyshit.jpeg
>9/10 blonde, perky titties, small round ass and wearing this short summer dress with flowers and shit
>slim but long athletic legs, like those of duchess of whatsitsname kate middleton
>and after more than 24 hours on the road i somehow found the energy to manifest a boner
>which i expertly hid under my shoulder strap laptop bag
more?
Go on I guess
>"hey anon!" - she greets me
>her name is alice, my mom had to tell me her name like at least 50 times
>i couldnt care less about her name while i was on the road
>now that i have the image of her entire body to associate with the name
>i dont think i'll ever forget her name again
>"hey alice!" - i shake her hand since we're practically strangers
>its hard to keep eye contact with alice when just a couple inches beneath her blue eyes,
>you have this fully packed greenish bra shining faintly beneath the linen cloth of her dress
>altho my boner is strong and alert, im too tired to think of anything but a shower and a sleep right about now
>not in a mood for conversations and flirting either
>not that i can flirt with my "long lost" cousin after i just walked in their house
>we settle in, i take off my clothes and find the closest shower i can take over for like 2 hours
>they have plush towels and posh fragrant soaps and everything
>basically the whole house is like a luxury hotel
>while i was scraping together what i could for buying a slice of greasy NY pizza just a day ago
>now im in this house in which i figure my aunt and her family must be eating dollars and shitting euros
>after im finally done with my bath
>i get out and immediately run into my cousin
>im half naked soaking wet with a towel wrapped around my waist
>living in a dorm, you dont give a fuck if you run into someone while half naked
>alice sees me and blushes
>she looks at me, tries to say something but apoligizes instead
>turns around and walks away
>"oh i'm sorry, i didnt mean to startle you like this alice..."
>"no it's alright, its my fault anon"- she mumbles as she walks away
>just before turning the corner in the hallway, i notice that she glances at me again with her big blue eyes
>still blushing, but i cant figure out if its arousal or embarrassment
>>594603037
If you are so inclined to do so, OP
Countryball thread!!
