pt 3 of this trill-ogy
>>685891263
Dick pic
What now?
>>685891263
he's already cucked
WTF /b/ros y no fap roulette
Op roll
roll
contriburoll
Nice digits pharaoh
>>685888888
Chek'd
>>685888888
son of a bitch.
Hey /b/ -- I have something to share with you.
>>be me.
>>strange girl at work starts talking to me out of nowhere
>>humor her and listen
>>she tells me that she's really a dragon and that a demon lives in her pussy
>>realize this bitch it literally batshit nuts
>>she finds out my personal email address
>>starts emailing me really fucked up poems and stories... eventually starts sending really fucked up nudes
>>this is has been going on for almost 8 years
>>i'm going to share the best tonight
pic related. it's the kind of shit she sends me.
Well I'm waiting for a timestamp.
OP here. Here's an email she sent me a while back.,.. Subject line: THE DAY I TONGUEFUCKED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD'S ASSHOLE
They called me over.
My Mabeline skills were renown.
I was The Cover Girl.
He cut his chin shaving.
It happens to the best of them.
Easy fix.
A little foundation, an oil based concealer, some powder to kill the shine.
Done.
As I walked towards the trailer door, he called me over.
His voice like gravel in a garbage disposal....
He had an air about him.
Old and wrinkled, his breath smelled of stale coffee.
He cock his brow and smirked.
Made some quip about being over the hill.
I smiled.
He reached down and produced a flaccid penis. It looked like the trunk of a dead elephant. Gray and dry. Wrinkled with age.
I did my duty.
Poorly it seems.
Not a drop was spilled.
"don't feel bad kiddo." He said. "let me show you the button that turns me on."
He bent over and spread the cheeks of his ass. His asshole was puffed and protruded, from years of unwiped shit and suspected stapler insertion.
The area around his anus and in his crack was a deep gray. It smelled of soured milk.
With closed eyes I sucked his shithole.
The bitterness on my tongue grew the deeper I inserted it.
I worried about picking up a parasite....
"GREAT SCOTT!"
A thick yellowed semen poured from his limp meat as a stale fart met my lips.
He slid a 50 from the pocket of his slacks and ruffled my hair.
My work here was done.
Let's see 'em
Hey /b/ what's your favorite 80s song trying to get a kick ass playlist together
ill start, take on me by a-ha
Dare to be Stupid
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCv9F_GRBA
How about another one? I can at least do that.
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>>685892595
Emocore/ emo rock/ hardcore/ punk rock thread
Also post emo grills if possible
>AFI - Miss Murder
>inb4 op is emo faggot
>inb4 op can't inb4
>>685880159
Bump
Yall need some deathcore in life
>>685881280
kill yourself
Anyone else on /b/ addicted to glass?
I know it's killing me, I went from 180 pounds down to 150 within a month/month and a half.
I want to quit, but I can't afford to withdrawal. I'm at the point where I can eat/sleep while still smoking shard all day, I basically need it just to function.
I want to stop but when I have work the next day I can't just stop using or ill be sleeping for hours on end and my joints and body hurt/sore beyond what is bearable. So I smoke just to be able to function like an normal person.
How fucked am I anons? Any other anons been through this or at this point right now?
Just end it all and kill yourself
>>685892461
Holy shit that sounds terrible. It's only going to get worse and worse, period.
>>685892461
Since how many days in a row and how mich approx. daily do you take OP?
ITT: we summon mods
>>685884152
I'll bite
>>685884303
He said mods not fags
Something something under 18
LETS GET BANNED
>>685890000
chekd
also she's 18 you fucking faggot
Like this?
>>685890000
QUADDSSSS
>>685894248
If you cant get this then youre gay
>>685894248
Great
>>685894248
impressive sex
>>685894248
sweeeet
Tennessee nudes thread
>>685882988
865 reporting in
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865 lurkin like a baws
Fap or nap
Odds fap evens sleep
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Don't you have school to go to tomorrow?
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>>685883636
Samefagging in a rolling thread? Are you serious OP? Are you really that desperate?
s/fur high
Well, the artist was kittentits but its not on her FA profile anywhere
>>685889359
Knock Knock
>Who's there?
Me~!
>Me who?
Me! OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
YLYL Bread
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