What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
>>685890426
They are stupid, they come from families you do not want to interact with, they are hot at 18 but fill out quick and want to have lots of kids. They are religious and superstitious and annoying.
>>685890426
been with one for 7 years
ask me anything dude
>>685890426
They're all obnoxious cunts. When you date one you get the joy of dating their entire fucking family and they will stalk you for years. They thrive on drama and will get fat as hell as soon as they feel that they are in a stable relationship. My test group size is 3.
Ohio wins! 330 checking in. Ohio valley
330 nordonia here
any east liverpool? i have a ton of wins i could put up.
>>685883490
330 Kent, looking for wins
Who would you be /b/ ?
>>685890904
I dunno lets find out
drut
>they be me rollin
Solve the maze, the answer will reveal itself before your very eyes as you take each step through this puzzle.
ill bite
is this supposed to be a challenge
Hey guys,
I am starting a minecraft lets play youtube channel and need a minecraft name. Trips decides what i call my minecraft account.
kill yourself
DiamondDildoKek
MyParentsHateMe
Odds fap. Evens sleep.
>>685890150
Turned on af
my one, and only roll
Rollerino
Okay you fgts. Tired of reading the same old shit. Lets do something different.
You are a trickster god, and you want to cause chaos on a global scale. What do you do? (No boring shit like killing people)
example: replace all the toilet paper in the world with sand paper
You get the idea. Entertain me
>>685883767
>First, I'd take everyone's Irises, and make them see everyone as beautiful
>Then, remove all mirrors or the ability for people to see themselves
>Then, I'd give everyone herpes of the mouth
>Now because I'm a trickster god, this herpes causes people to shit themselves uncontrollably at a certain point of the day
>Now everybody looks like shit and smells like it too.
>>685883767
i log out of chatango and post my shitty threads on capicoli's website
Type the last 4 digits of your post into Google and press I'm feeling lucky. Whatever comes up is your fapping material. Post results.
Blank white cards. Challenge accepted.
>>685884262
roll lets see
Potential
Rate thread.
Post Girls you know, want to fuck or what ever.
>>685880352
Got nudes? 8/10
>>685880518
Nope only about 20 selfies like that off her FB.
pt 3 of this trill-ogy
>>685891263
Dick pic
What now?
>>685891263
he's already cucked
WTF /b/ros y no fap roulette
Op roll
roll
contriburoll
Nice digits pharaoh
>>685888888
Chek'd
>>685888888
son of a bitch.
Hey /b/ -- I have something to share with you.
>>be me.
>>strange girl at work starts talking to me out of nowhere
>>humor her and listen
>>she tells me that she's really a dragon and that a demon lives in her pussy
>>realize this bitch it literally batshit nuts
>>she finds out my personal email address
>>starts emailing me really fucked up poems and stories... eventually starts sending really fucked up nudes
>>this is has been going on for almost 8 years
>>i'm going to share the best tonight
pic related. it's the kind of shit she sends me.
Well I'm waiting for a timestamp.
OP here. Here's an email she sent me a while back.,.. Subject line: THE DAY I TONGUEFUCKED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD'S ASSHOLE
They called me over.
My Mabeline skills were renown.
I was The Cover Girl.
He cut his chin shaving.
It happens to the best of them.
Easy fix.
A little foundation, an oil based concealer, some powder to kill the shine.
Done.
As I walked towards the trailer door, he called me over.
His voice like gravel in a garbage disposal....
He had an air about him.
Old and wrinkled, his breath smelled of stale coffee.
He cock his brow and smirked.
Made some quip about being over the hill.
I smiled.
He reached down and produced a flaccid penis. It looked like the trunk of a dead elephant. Gray and dry. Wrinkled with age.
I did my duty.
Poorly it seems.
Not a drop was spilled.
"don't feel bad kiddo." He said. "let me show you the button that turns me on."
He bent over and spread the cheeks of his ass. His asshole was puffed and protruded, from years of unwiped shit and suspected stapler insertion.
The area around his anus and in his crack was a deep gray. It smelled of soured milk.
With closed eyes I sucked his shithole.
The bitterness on my tongue grew the deeper I inserted it.
I worried about picking up a parasite....
"GREAT SCOTT!"
A thick yellowed semen poured from his limp meat as a stale fart met my lips.
He slid a 50 from the pocket of his slacks and ruffled my hair.
My work here was done.
Let's see 'em
Hey /b/ what's your favorite 80s song trying to get a kick ass playlist together
ill start, take on me by a-ha
Dare to be Stupid
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCv9F_GRBA
How about another one? I can at least do that.
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs and trips, etc.) get readings from the Hermetic Tarot
>GETs can be donated to others (but try and be clear about who gets it)
>Consolation prize: Leave a name and you get a fortune cookie, courtesy of a junior shrine maiden.
>Patience and love!
Time for shitposting! Hai Reimu!
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