Walk into record, shop see this. What do?
Tornari?
>>685934432
simply stare, if i feel good maybe try to huck up.
>>685934432
Wonder why a girl like her wants black dick?
post a more perfect girl than her. Pro-tip: you can't
too soon..
>>685935683
Oh really?
>>685936021
Wrong girl, mate.
s/fur
You are about to get an arranged marriage but you can choose between 2 women. The father of the women states he will give you the woman's weight in gold.
1st daughter smoking hot literal 10/10 but is slim and light and you won't get much gold.
2nd daughter literal land whale, 30st unclothed, eating machine. You'll be rich.
You have to fuck them and produce offspring, if you don't produce offspring then half the gold is taken away every year. For every kid you produce you get the same amount of gold as when you first married. Each child the wife produces makes her put on 10st.
You can't kill your wife or get divorced.
Which daughter do you choose and why?
Personalities matter at that point
>>685930194
You've never met them, it's an arranged marriage. You've only seen photos.
>>685930067
>Each child the wife produces makes her put on 10st
lmao what the fuck why does she double her weight from having a kid that makes no sense
Roll boys
rolol
Rolloll
Rolllll
$500 billion, All the women you'd ever want/need
Immortality (optional) and any 5 people of your choosing executed without repercussion
or
Dinner with Hitler
Dinner at Hit's
>>685935975
Why would I choose dinner with Hitler?
>>685936057
because he has coupons for half price steak
Lol
>>685935142
Rawlin
rull
>>685935142
nigger
Does tan lines appeal to anyone?
>>685934332
Yes
walk in car see this what do
>>685933509
hi there, why tbe fuck are you in my car?
Drop to the floor and begin kissing her feet while asking if I can be her personal human toilet.
I want her to shit in my mouth and laugh at me while I swallow it.
>>685933509
thank god its my lucky day for putting a trap in my car, then id suck his penis
How does this make you feel white boy?
Butthurt that your precious white bitches are becoming black meat for us niggerz?
>>685928362
Good for them.
>>685928362
>us niggerz
potentially the whitest human being detected
lesbian thread.
Good thread.
cmon guys
Feels thread
posting original cause its a dope painting
shit feels fucked, too afriad of losing my gf but at the same time i feel like i want to be with her.
Refugees stealing our jobs!
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>685932145
I secretly wish op is a faggot...
me and my brother fuck all the time he gives the best blowjobs. im 19 he's 17
im really jewish
Convicted sex offender here. AMA. I am on my tablet so forgive any delay or auto-correct error.
>>685932091
I am a registered sex offender, who was charged guilty for one offense, yet I had several more. I will forever be an outcast living on the fringe of society, living only on the scraps I am fed. My victim was 4yo. I believe I should be dead, but I must pay my family/friends back for all they sacrificedo on my behalf.
What'd you do? Do you have a job? Why not leave the country and start over?
>>685932256
I do not as I was recently fired for my record, even though I made sure they were aware. I cannot leave. As for what I did, read the second post.
Any other Hillary-Supporters on /b/ right now?
I'm pretty excited for her victory in November.
fuck off
yea fuck you feminist's
GOP: "We don't want the presidency anyway!"
Dems: "K"
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