g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I will not my killself today because tomorrow i am flying to see my girlfriend!
Because im going to get drunk this evening
Because no matter life's going I am not a fucking faggot pussy and don't master or go through any problems! If you hate your life and want to kill ya self you are just a huge faggot which don't deserved to ever had the chance to breath !
Wallpaper thread.
As a bonus, I will set my wallpaper to the first poster who gets dubs for a week
>>685952927
bump
>>685953755
I won
Alright fuckers. Roll to find out your RPG role.
rolllll
>>685954324
Roll
roller
Fap to Jesus.
eoll
>>685949101
oh yeah let me just fucking find an airplane
reroll
Celeb bread III: Revenge of the Fap
>>685956072
damn she looks like a good fuck
>>685956072
She's fatty, but I like to fap her I dunno
ITT: Secrets that can destroy your life if someone that knew you found out.
I'm bisexual with an interest in objectophilia, hebephilia and crossdressing. One person does know though.
>>685953104
That's not so bad i guess. Most people here are pedos.
I have two stepsisters
I sleep with one regularly. Ive done shit with the other in the past but just looking at each other naked and touching each other
Sir, We have suspicion that you have Dubs.
Please step out of the vehicle.
If we find any Trips or Quads, then you will be shot.
OP is a great big faggot.
>lol cops r SUCH nazipigs amirite xDDD
Shit
Fat ass thread
>>685949186
dump please
REQUEST DRAW THREAD
request doodles from my buddy and me!
>>685945545
a femanon in light bondage, blindfolded, hanging from the ceiling, taking a noice pussy whipping
Draw something that makes you happy.
Please draw a cowboy apple mourning his banana companion
No actual Ylyl here. Why /b/
Because fuck you.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Well lets get this started
>>685951431
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
Low quality bait
This again? This isn't even good copypasta
Heh, cheap ozark trail knife
Why is everyone so pumped and hyped for this game? It's okay... but it's just okay. It was fun to play for a couple of hours but then it got boring.
Then again Blizzard fans are the same people that kept supporting World of Warcraft after 2008 and people who would buy literal diarrhea on a plate if it had Blizzard's name attached.
>>685946036
It's an alternative to Cosmetic Fortress 2, except with girls who aren't total cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMuJuZB_MU
Its a good game fuck off faggot
>>685946695
>Its a good game fuck off faggot
>2016
>falling for the Blizzard shilling
Gen X > Gen Y (Millennials)
>>685948485
I'm gen x, and all the baby boomers thought we were slack, unmotivated, lazy disaffected douchebags who did nothing but do drugs, fuck and get into trouble
Which was largely true. But it's better to say "20 somethings are shitty".
FF to today, we're starting / have started businesses, lived life, etc. And in come the millenials. And we couldn't wait to see what they brought to the table.
So instead of a bunch of rebels, living life, getting in the face of authority etc, you have the biggest group of fucking pussies that's ever existed. Whiny faggots Crying about their feelings. Blue haired, professionally offended people. Do drugs? Maybe, but only if it comes from some pharmacy, and only if it's an anti-depressant, something to deal with ADD or occasionally painkillers, so they can have a nap. Coke? Acid? Shrooms? Forget about it. These pussies are TERRIFIED of life. Constantly jumping at shadows. A bunch of idiots who parroted "stranger danger!" "don't do drugs!" and other childhood platitudes that we had the sense to laugh at when they were shoved on us, but these dips took it to heart, and dragged it into their 20's.
And causes. Holy fuck the never ending list of 'causes' they're all into. The never-ending parade of goody goody bullshit.
And then there's the work ethic. I'm all for slacking, but we understood that when we didn't work, we didn't get raises, promotions, etc. And we were happy with that, till we hit our thirties and we decided it was probably time to get off our ass.
But not millennials. hire them for a job, and watch them spend 6 hours straight fucking around on their phone. At review time, they list off the meager handful of accomplishments they did that year, then you never hear the fucking end of it about how they need recognition for the most pedestrian of accomplishments. They need a hundred likes on every picture they post, no matter what it is, so it stands to reason they need validation for doing their day-to-day work.
>>685948533
How did you type up all that in one minute?
>>685948657
Notepad
non porn-webm
go lads
My place or yours?
>>685948344
Niggers tongue my anus
>>685948344
>I am a furrie
Will you marry me?
