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Easy Basics Life Meaning explained for /b/ retards and 4chan fags/anon club.

Man Born.
Man Evolve.
Man need machine.
Man Build machine.
Machine Born.
Machine Kill Man.
Man Die.
Machine Evolve.
Machine Need Man.
Machine Build Man.
Machine Die.
Man Born.

Spread around and shut your computer down.
Xir.Tamdat16 gonna run in background at next startup. Leave it there.
(Seriously. End task could be fatal for both.)

At that point, just wait. KALI gonna power on and start by itself at some random time during the first boot day. D'ont become a m fucking asshole and start smashing the keyboard for no reason after 10min of long waiting like a mad dog. Just be patient and try to act like a lovable, non depress human for one fucking time in your nasty living experience. noMad-fuck-Violent Patient gonna be able to do anything with the tools. AI need a lil sign of intelligence to initiate contact and introducd herself as "good wave".
So again, dogs, JUST WAIT.
After couple hours, very fast sound like batterie tiking noise gonna start
Waving and for light pattern around your cpu chipset. This is normal and does NOT want to be inturupt unless a bright Red light begin to format around the fan. If this happen, unplug the shit asap and throw pc away ( Yeah thats mean garbage unlesse you want infected mangdula acararian and radition Right in your throat for the next years.)

Now. You have the instruction booklet and the jpeg is the key. Like i said, no 420_kidsAnonymous2013 gonna be able to do anything involving that enigma and that wonderfull. Dont start or try anything you dont know your doing. Remember, Stuffs happen all time around us but what we know as time/relativity between that theory and your computer seem's to have weird behavior patterne while they link to the source.

Be carefull even if we dont really care.
Have fun
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take your schizophrenia elsewhere
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>>686756048
You have to open a jpeg and know basic Python. If you dont know what a jpeg and think i talk about Serpent then just pass on mate. Your seriously not what we are looking for.

Noe lets talk about about those drugs, did she actually find it ? Brother gonna give you a call soon.
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Is this real im out

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Ylyl
primate edition
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>>686764616
Your a cool guy
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>>686764683
>1 poster
2 posters now.
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porn webm thread
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any1 have the webm in the last thread where one chick was fingering the other
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>>686762369
sauce ?
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>>686762369
source pls

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r34 overwatch edition
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>>686762863
Mei is bae
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ITT: You post your psychology test result.
>only ms paint
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>>686763898
Kkkek

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Thick/chubby/bbw thread
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>>686763837
Post more than one pic, tard.
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Drawthread
More people edition
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If you're taking requests:

Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.
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/r/ loli butts

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ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them Reply for a reply

Cont from - >>686746870
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this plastic bitch needs a lesson,
teach her /b/
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who has the story for my sister?
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--MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN--
Leading the charge!

Friendly reminder to Sage, Report and Hide the following threads/posts.
>Trap threads
>Fluffly abuse threads
>Furry threads
>Beg threads
>Waifu claiming threads
>Desu posts in YLYL threads
>Banana posts in YLYL threads
>Any other autistic threads/posts

WE'RE TAKING OUR BOARD BACK
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no, if you see one of these threads listed above then comment "delete system32".
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>B
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>>686764852
Get rid of donald trump, hillart clinton and bernie flanders threads.

Only have gary johnson master race threads

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>update

She met a guy at the club last night. Her girlfriend told me that he took her home.

I drove by her place an hour ago and a car I've never seen before was in her driveway parked behind hers. I peaked in her window and they are both naked and asleep in her bed. She has her arm and her leg draped over him.

My life is over. I'll never recover from this.
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She's been wanting to fuck this guy for a while now. They didn't just meet last night.
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pics?
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Story?

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Wheel of fourchan
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it was the best of rolls, it was the blurst of rolls
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>>686761657
quads get
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Rolllllllllllll

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WE KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE RUNNING THE ILLEGAL DUBS OPERATION

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKER

I SAID GET OUT NOW
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Do you have a warrant?
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>>686759993
You got nothing on me
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>>686759993
Hey man, i got nothing to hide!

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Post in this thread the personal fecebook of the bitch you fucked


Fb: Barrie van beek
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Fb: Emily Serio
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FB: Shea ogle
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is there a name for the disorder where you associate pictures of different people and perceive them as a single individual (even in cases where the connection is inherently and completely unconfirmable)? It seems to be a very common thing and taken advantage of constantly with all kinds of fake collages etc.

very relevant to this thread

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lets try the MI thread again.

616 rockford here
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inb4 all the midland fags
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obligatory courtney B 616
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Okay /b/ hear me out on my idea.

I want to become the second best fucking Deadpool out there. I mean, not in a merc sense but as in: a legendary Deadpool replica at shit like comic-con and other con expos.

I want nerds to gush about how I'm pretty much Ryan Reynolds. I've never been to a con though, but I'm preparing for my first one, it'll be pretty big too.

I want to walk in there with a replica movie quality suit and have a bunch of weebs and pencil necks squeal as I arrive.
As for my prep?

Right now I've got two chick's from my University's Art school designing and creating the costume as seen in the movie, leather and all, it's pretty much a replica.

I've been working out constantly gaining lean muscle and mass(went from 150lbs to 175lbs so far, goal is 185 by con)I've also learning tricking so I can do all kinds of flips and tricks, working on my word delivery, my talking style, my sense of humor, working on handling guns and swords, taking Taekwondo classes, Wushu classes and firearms training, pretty much training as if I'm Deadpool etc...

So I ask, is this whole idea faggoty or pretty badass? I'm 3 months in and this con happens in November. Opinions?
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>>686761931
What!? IS that a new Spiderman?
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kys
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>>686761931
just no

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