Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
Dubs/trips get in.
Anything else goes to Weenie Hut Junior.
>>686747891
I raped your mother
I drink my own semen with pepsi
hitler face makes me wet
WHERE MY NUGGERS AT
Up all nite edition
give updated time stamp or gtfo
It's been long but entertaining
Get in here for the dying of the nuglight.
>>686743418
You seem unaware of how this works, friend
Rate?
>>686735780
Absolutely nothing special, short and thin, I'd give it a 3/10 considering I don't like men dicks, or feminine dicks, or dicks in general.
>>686735780
Need to see it erect before rating.
I'm fucking done with trying find a good YLYL without fucking shitty desu and fruit fucking spam, honestly I don't see the point. Why spam on a type of thread you dont like and fucking ruin when you could simply scroll on. It's fucking dumb. Lots of people enjoy YLYL(s) and CANCER like the pear, banana and desu fuck it up. I actually at the point of breaking, go to catalogue and search YLYL and scroll for a moment I guarantee you will see what I'm talking about. Stupid ruining something others like by being edgy. Go ahead and post that cancer on this thread, at this point I really don't care. If you find desu,the pear and banana funny just go and tie a noose, chop your dick off and hang yourself.
That's all I have to say. Have a good day /b/, and to all your cancerous spammers I hope your family DIES of FUCKING CANCER. I bid all the a good day. Au revoir.
Pic unrelated
>>686742498
Too lazy to check pasta. If not, I'm sorry, OP. Hope you feel better.
>>686742498
Go to /gif/, we are fruit free.
Hope Argentina bro from the last incest thread is in his mom's room getting his dick sucked.
Moar incest itt
>>686746011
God speed
Think that's him
>>686746206
Lol
Poor Dude
He just ruined his life
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Cum anyone?
ITT: we invent torture devices.
So I just came up with this.
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
You're sick
>>686747724
> new.png
bruh.. its old.png
>>686747724
You didnt come up with shit you faggot
s/fur
hammocks
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Was he murdered?
>>686741977
He murdered himself
>>686741977
No.
He was in extreme pain because of his unfortunate combination of scoliosis and playing left handed guitar, which caused him immense pain, and led to a morphine addiction.
He couldn't take it anymore.
It was just a very sad set of circumstances.
>>686741977
he was slowly killed by Courtney Love, when he should've sought proper help for his mental illness
DEUTSCHLAND
haltet ihr euch für einen loser? warum?
wieviel kohle besitzt ihr?
was verdient ihr?
wieviel denkt ihr dass ihr realistischerweise mal verdienen könnt? mit was?
wie oft im puff gewesen?
gleiche Fragen wie gestern Abend/10
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen
>>686743345
mach mal bessere, dann beantworte ich die auch
Pictures you said you would not share!
anyone like?
habbo jew raid ?
15 replys to start
wish we could do one bored asf
where is everyone
>>686745982
>habbo jew raid ?
>
>15 replys to start
Gib dis bread 10 mins and it will 404
This could have been the person to find the cure to AIDS. This could have been the president. This could have been the person saving your life in hospital. This could have been the person to develop the best eco-friendly energy on a mass scale. This could have been the next Scorsese. This could have been the solution to so many things. Except we'll never know because it never had the chance.
Abortion is unacceptable. To throw away a unique life like that is disgusting. Anyone that supports abortion are true scum. Abortion should be illegal.
The true face of abortion. Don't dodge it.
>>686748462
MOST LIKELY THIS WOULD OF BEEN A CRIMINAL OR ANOTHER BURDEN ON THE STATE
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 500 billion dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.
First person to roll Quints gets $50,000,000 just leave your Paypal
>>686741892
rolol
>>686741892
OP WLL DELVIAR
If I roll quints op keeps his money from all of you faggots
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them
Reply for a reply
>>686746870
she gets way to drunk at the company christmas party, and passes out on the couch. when she wakes up theres the taste of cum in her mouth, and a fullness in her ass and cunt.
when she fully stirs she sees that she has been stripped naked and there are beer bottles in her ass and cunt. a laptop screen sits in front of her with a play button on the screen. with trembling fingers she clicks the button, and is treated to a montage of every guy in the company filling one of her holes. her eyes go wide as she watches herself take a cock in each hole, moaning like a wanton slut in heat, face covered in jizz smiling into the camera as shes pumped full of seed.
after the video ends she's in tears, her career is ruined. she tries to flee the room but the door is locked. her heart sinks as she realises that she is to be the company cum bucket for as long as she has warmth left in her body. sobs heave her body as the door clicks open. its 8am. time to start work.
>>686747029
That was pretty damn good
Her and one of her friends would be pulled away to another room at a party, both drunk. The friend is told to fuck the girl with a strapon or they'll both get fucked tonight. She agrees, but just as she's about enter, trembling and constantly saying sorry, the strapon is held lower and forced into her asshole. They're forced to keep going, slipping into the strapon girls ass as she Fucks, until she, the girl, and you call cum
>>686747029
Oh shit. She reminds me ofmy friends little sister for some reason. Definitely start the same way I fucked her. Take her to a movie, preferably one with sex scenes in it. When things start getting spicy, start running her thighs a bit. Slowly in a about 8 minute span, move my hand slowly, more inward, and higher on her leg. Eventually, start rubbing the very outside of her crotch. At this point, she should be doing the same. After 30 seconds or so of this, start rubbing her pussy through her jeans, slow, long motions. Gradually quicken up a little, start rubbing harder. After another few minutes have gone by, reach into her under wear and finger her shallowly. Instead of slowly proceeding, immediately start fingering her deep and hard. Get her close. Then stop and tell her to fix her self. Take her hand and go to the van and get in the back. Tell her to take off her clothes and to lay down. Start licking her pussy fast and shallow. Finger her clit while continuing to lick her. Take off my clothes, keeping in time with the 2 fingers inside her. Resume eating her out, but deeper now. Start stroking myself now. Get her close to cumming again and keep her there for a few minutes. Tell her to put her feet together. Start fucking them. Get myself close to orgasm. Tell her to spread her legs wider. Slowly, but surely, thrust into her. 3 slow deep thrusts, then immediately start fucking like a jackrabbit. Both being close before hand, I'm about to finish. Tell her I'm gonna cum, she'd wrap her legs around me and beg me to cum I'm her pussy. Two last thrusts before cumming in her. Kiss her a bit and pay some attention to her tits, only after we've finished. Take her home on time and ask if I could have dinner with them the next night. Only to fuck her outside their own home.
Pic related. My friends little sister.
