Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 500 billion dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.
First person to roll Quints gets $50,000,000 just leave your Paypal
>>686741892
rolol
>>686741892
OP WLL DELVIAR
If I roll quints op keeps his money from all of you faggots
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them
Reply for a reply
>>686746870
she gets way to drunk at the company christmas party, and passes out on the couch. when she wakes up theres the taste of cum in her mouth, and a fullness in her ass and cunt.
when she fully stirs she sees that she has been stripped naked and there are beer bottles in her ass and cunt. a laptop screen sits in front of her with a play button on the screen. with trembling fingers she clicks the button, and is treated to a montage of every guy in the company filling one of her holes. her eyes go wide as she watches herself take a cock in each hole, moaning like a wanton slut in heat, face covered in jizz smiling into the camera as shes pumped full of seed.
after the video ends she's in tears, her career is ruined. she tries to flee the room but the door is locked. her heart sinks as she realises that she is to be the company cum bucket for as long as she has warmth left in her body. sobs heave her body as the door clicks open. its 8am. time to start work.
>>686747029
That was pretty damn good
Her and one of her friends would be pulled away to another room at a party, both drunk. The friend is told to fuck the girl with a strapon or they'll both get fucked tonight. She agrees, but just as she's about enter, trembling and constantly saying sorry, the strapon is held lower and forced into her asshole. They're forced to keep going, slipping into the strapon girls ass as she Fucks, until she, the girl, and you call cum
>>686747029
Oh shit. She reminds me ofmy friends little sister for some reason. Definitely start the same way I fucked her. Take her to a movie, preferably one with sex scenes in it. When things start getting spicy, start running her thighs a bit. Slowly in a about 8 minute span, move my hand slowly, more inward, and higher on her leg. Eventually, start rubbing the very outside of her crotch. At this point, she should be doing the same. After 30 seconds or so of this, start rubbing her pussy through her jeans, slow, long motions. Gradually quicken up a little, start rubbing harder. After another few minutes have gone by, reach into her under wear and finger her shallowly. Instead of slowly proceeding, immediately start fingering her deep and hard. Get her close. Then stop and tell her to fix her self. Take her hand and go to the van and get in the back. Tell her to take off her clothes and to lay down. Start licking her pussy fast and shallow. Finger her clit while continuing to lick her. Take off my clothes, keeping in time with the 2 fingers inside her. Resume eating her out, but deeper now. Start stroking myself now. Get her close to cumming again and keep her there for a few minutes. Tell her to put her feet together. Start fucking them. Get myself close to orgasm. Tell her to spread her legs wider. Slowly, but surely, thrust into her. 3 slow deep thrusts, then immediately start fucking like a jackrabbit. Both being close before hand, I'm about to finish. Tell her I'm gonna cum, she'd wrap her legs around me and beg me to cum I'm her pussy. Two last thrusts before cumming in her. Kiss her a bit and pay some attention to her tits, only after we've finished. Take her home on time and ask if I could have dinner with them the next night. Only to fuck her outside their own home.
Pic related. My friends little sister.
ITT: Post old phones you used to own
using this atm :3
FB thread? I'll start.
Moar.
Post chubby girls
https://youtu.be/L6aub3_GmtE
Alright let's try this one more time. Post em boys
Post some links fags
I want to see your links first, faggot
Come on b/r/os post some links. Let's get something started here
g/fur
Bring your gay anthropomorphic drawings here
hi i'd like to make a deposit in my frank of america account
Just won last nights lottery (UK) for £6.5M. Trips gets 100k in PayPal, post urs.
fuck off
OP show us moar info, roll
>>686746278
>wew lad
literally meme money
Guys i really need your help. About 2 weeks ago i started to notice it hurt to pull bacl my foreskin and when i would wank it/ have sex it started to hurt. I started to get cuts around the tip but i wouldnt stop fucking (i have a gf and i know she's disease free she was a virgin before me) anyways ffw to now and it doesnt stop itching i cant sleep because its so itchy and it hurts. Its swollen to hell and it looks like beat up pussy lips. Whats wrong with me? Do i need circumcision? Im a generally clean person i shower daily i wash my hands and im disease free too. Please help any advicemeans alot
>>686746700
I have exactly th same issue.
My foreskin has some cuts around (And i had this shit for 2 years).
I heard the best option is to cut the foreskin, but i dont want to become a fucking goy.
>>686746700
It honestly looks like the head of your dick was cut off. Seek Medical attention.
prob scar tissue phimosis, youve split your frenulum but didnt notice cos you lied, you dont wash ur dick, u smegma infested cunt
new rule34 thread
continuing from >>686737219
Was so close to finishing too
Anyone want the rest of this comic?
Fap roulette
Rollercoaster
Rollerino
rollin for anal queen or master deepthroater
Can we get a cuck thread going
Yes please someone plz dump all those blatantly faked pictures
Plz post fake snaps I love this
Just want cheating stories to show friends why white women are shit.
Waifu claim thread
>would your waifu even like you?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>No shipping
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Don't be disgusting. You are in public. Act decent.
>Insult others ruthlessly
Most important: Have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5459jCtuM
>>686733690
Good ones I hope~
>>686733788
Goodnight lewds
I'm also heading to bed, good night everyone!
mi-jin (classic korean)
todays pics.
Any lovers here?
>>686736353
more
Catie Wayne /Boxxy Thread
Hey man.
Pictures of girls you have wins of and promised not to share, and so far havent. Post and see what others think and break that promise :) Picture related my ex. She'd be pissed...
I have wins of all three.
>>686731732
care to share or trade privetly?
>>686731732
HNNNNNNNG dat middle
