>update
She met a guy at the club last night. Her girlfriend told me that he took her home.
I drove by her place an hour ago and a car I've never seen before was in her driveway parked behind hers. I peaked in her window and they are both naked and asleep in her bed. She has her arm and her leg draped over him.
My life is over. I'll never recover from this.
She's been wanting to fuck this guy for a while now. They didn't just meet last night.
pics?
Story?
Wheel of fourchan
it was the best of rolls, it was the blurst of rolls
>>686761657
quads get
Rolllllllllllll
WE KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE RUNNING THE ILLEGAL DUBS OPERATION
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKER
I SAID GET OUT NOW
Do you have a warrant?
>>686759993
You got nothing on me
>>686759993
Hey man, i got nothing to hide!
Post in this thread the personal fecebook of the bitch you fucked
Fb: Barrie van beek
Fb: Emily Serio
FB: Shea ogle
is there a name for the disorder where you associate pictures of different people and perceive them as a single individual (even in cases where the connection is inherently and completely unconfirmable)? It seems to be a very common thing and taken advantage of constantly with all kinds of fake collages etc.
very relevant to this thread
lets try the MI thread again.
616 rockford here
inb4 all the midland fags
obligatory courtney B 616
Okay /b/ hear me out on my idea.
I want to become the second best fucking Deadpool out there. I mean, not in a merc sense but as in: a legendary Deadpool replica at shit like comic-con and other con expos.
I want nerds to gush about how I'm pretty much Ryan Reynolds. I've never been to a con though, but I'm preparing for my first one, it'll be pretty big too.
I want to walk in there with a replica movie quality suit and have a bunch of weebs and pencil necks squeal as I arrive.
As for my prep?
Right now I've got two chick's from my University's Art school designing and creating the costume as seen in the movie, leather and all, it's pretty much a replica.
I've been working out constantly gaining lean muscle and mass(went from 150lbs to 175lbs so far, goal is 185 by con)I've also learning tricking so I can do all kinds of flips and tricks, working on my word delivery, my talking style, my sense of humor, working on handling guns and swords, taking Taekwondo classes, Wushu classes and firearms training, pretty much training as if I'm Deadpool etc...
So I ask, is this whole idea faggoty or pretty badass? I'm 3 months in and this con happens in November. Opinions?
>>686761931
What!? IS that a new Spiderman?
kys
>>686761931
just no
ITT: most drugs you have taken at once and the experience you had
>5 gms kush, 3 acid tabs, 300 mg tramadol,
>think they all cancelled each other out as spent the night just relaxed as fuck but almost sober with minimal acid visuals and effects as if I took only half a tab or less
>spent night with other friend who is stoned as fuck watching the dark crystal trying to figure out how that fuck someone who invented the muppets could make something like that
>next morning wake up feeling like I just came back from the shadow realm
>shit experience would not recommend mixing
>>686759214
Weed doesn't count.
600ug lsd (4 tabs)
0.5g dmt
0.5g Cocaine
2x10mg diazepam to sleep
And yes..a lot of weed
I'm surprised I'm not dead tbh and I seriously think I've done myself psychological damage. Took a while to revert to a normal mentality without narcotics.
>>686759214
One whole weed.
>>686759214
My record was 12 substances within 24 hours, no sleep in between. Berkfest 2002. Amazingly I was able to get hard and cum in this hippie bitches mouth at like 5am. Will never forget
hi guys
just got a gold account
let's have an exclusive porn thread heh
Cock Tribute
>>686760952
do you take requests?
>>686761229
Sure
Dump like you're pajeet in a newly cleaned street
Incest thread
Bumb. Love incest. Need some twins
I got a story to post if people can keep the thread alive, it's not terribly long, and i'm no great story teller. But I got one.
Is that your sister
So about 2 hours ago, a thread got opened with the question, Kurt cobain murdered or suicide. I read all the things in this thread and then watched the movie "Soaked in bleach" and i have to say, when you watched this movie, its impossible to say Kurt commited suicide.
>>686758896
Yeah, but focus on the positives; he's dead.
Murdered for sure bro.
It was a ritualistic killing.
>>686758896
Don't bring logic and common sense into this
Be honest: would you fuck a girl who has a dick for $1,000,000?
>girl
I'd fuck a dickgirl for air miles
Joanna doesn't have a dick faggot
Anyone here been to a nude beach?
i havent but i can tell u already id be the life of the party those chicks would be allllll over me
i did once with my gf.....it was quite odd....maybe even embarassing
>>686761912
whats wrong with their dicks? they look like they have extra skin on them
YFYL
YOU FAP
YOU LOSE
>>686748837
Go away
>>686748837
sauce pls
>will lose after sauce
I won
