Gonna have a few enemas because that's my fetish. 2's, 4's and 9's decide what goes in my butt tonight.
a fork
>>684941224
Do you understand how an enema bag works?
Yooo enemas are my kink too man, they feel fucking amazing
I vote for you finding a worm or some other kind of bug and sticking that in there
im a 28 year old virgin and I NEED to get layed before 30. escorts are not an option, i'm a human
My features
>pretty tall
>muscles (great calves and traps)
>strong beard/hair game
>expensive gear (genuine gold chain, watch, couple rings)
>my own flat with all the necessary shit (bonus: ice machine and home fryer)
Can you guys pls help me get layed? Give me some tips and shit. My weakness is im scared of women
Live in Dallas? I'll hook you up.
>>684942075
let us see what we have to work with
>>684942188
That sucks I live in Quebec
I can't think of any song lyrics to op the thread with
Imagine the song lyrics in your head.
>>684940092
Why thank you
Hi /b/
Ask a jew living in Israel anything
>>684939072
i hope you die
>>684939161
that wasn't a question, dumbass
What do the goyim not know yet?
Post your whore and others say how they would use/rape/degrade them. The filthier and more descriptive the better. Replies get replies.
Nudes for good replies.
>>684943386
I'd treat her to a nice Lunch and get to know her. Then I'd fuck her ass. No foreplay. No talking. Lead her to the bed and pound that bitches ass till she's raw
>>684943386
would fuck her lil ass hard agains the wall while she still wears the whore blue dress
>>684943386
pull her dress down, yell "you have the right to remain silent!" then fuck her throat and finish on her tits
big titted friends
>>684939673
Relieve his back pain by inserting some dick in her ass.
>>684939673
my ex counts
Porn webm thread
>>684938720
Sauceeee
> Be me (19)
> Go to GameStop for the BO2 midnight release
> inb4 consolefag (so the fuck what)
> Meet 9/10 Hawaiin Latina slim body fat ass
> Her mother is there for the game
> Strike up a conversation with the mom to get the cuties attention
> MFW it works, she starts looking over, checking me out, and giggling at every joke I tell
> Continue?
probably not
It's cool. But no. Have a nice day
No, thanks
girls u have fucked
>>684939804
Vanessa! o shit I know her and fucked her as well. Too bad she is dating a fucking nigger now though.
Sup /b/
Whats your stand on binary gender.
Are there more than 2 genders, explain to me your feels on the matter.
>>684941311
I want to kill the person who draws these pics
>>684941311
Like it or not, delusion or not, the human species is a binary gender. Notwithstanding the very rare occurrence of actual hermaphrodites, there are only two genders: gender binary, either male or female. All other statements to the contrary are a result of brain chemical imbalance or clinical insanity.
>>684941311
Mental illness
OVERWATCH ROLL GAME
ROLL FOR YOUR WAIFU/HUSBANDO
IF YOU DON'T TRY IT YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE /b/ FOREVER
BUMPING THIS SHIT
>>684942664
Damn son
What job can I get working from home with little to no experience?
>>684934174
camwhoring, drug trafficking, hacking/stealing in stolen data.
All other jobs require specific skills or have you bidding for work against indians who can live off $2/day.
>>684934529
Things i cant do rip
>>684934529
This.
Even the illegal shit requires a skill set.
Ex. drug dealers need to know how to sniff out a cop and keep their customers from offing for their stash.
ITT: God-tier movies
>>684938417
Dunno if anything can be as god tier as Jupiter Ascending but I'll try.
>>684938576
that movie sucked you must be the only one who liked it
>>684938417
>>684938576
how old are you litle fucknuggets? like 12?
here have some real movies.
Piics you're not supposed to have. Post pics. Pic with dubs, and I post the entire album, some vids included.
dubs
New YLYL
>>684936511
I don't get it
Allah fucks pigs. Allah is a gay cunt.
