G/fur
Femboi kitty butt edition
NO!
This is now a Black Knight 2000 thread to help contribute the cause to make 4chan great again.
Wallpaper dump thread
My roommates just got into a fist fight.
Apparently, one of them discovered that my girlfriend was "cheating" on him with the other one. They just found out that she's been fucking both of them and each of them thought that their status as her lover was exclusive.
Just over an hour ago I heard them beating the shit out of each other downstairs, so I went downstairs and overheard what they were arguing about. Eventually they both told me that they've been fucking my girlfriend. 8 months for David. 10 months for Mike. They sat down on the couch and started talking about when each of them fucked her recently and discovered that she had been fucking both of them nearly every day for weeks.
She also fucks me everyday, sometimes twice a day. I just found out that my girlfriend is straight up nympho who is completely addicted to cock.
She's going to be home from work in about 30 minutes and we're all going to confront her. I'm thinking about streaming it.
Do you want to watch?
>pic related
Yes, link
Hell yes I want to see this!!!
>>684906349
>>684906388
K. I've never streamed anything before. What site should I use?
Ass thread? Ass thread.
Creeps ???
>>684904414
im only 15
Why though? You enjoy being a petulant fag so people will call you a petulant fag and you can laugh about them being right?
ylyl
I would love to contribute, but all I have at the moment is shit tons of porn. So here, take the least pornesque and most ylylesque thing available at the moment.
So anon, why don't you tell me about yourself?
>Age
>Activety that you enjoy most doing (ie: taking a walk, hanging out with friends, smoking weed, etc)
>Job/College course
>Hobby
>Favorite show
>Favorite genre of music
>Favorite movie
>Favorite drink
>Favorite alcohol
>Favorite drug
>Favorite food
>Favorite candy
and
>Are you happy?
Rate each other out of 10.
>n/a
>n/a
>watching people
>punk and hip hop
>american pie/project x
>water
>marijuana
>fruit salad
>life savers
>no
>
>>684897167
OP here
>20
>Taking walks, taking the bus into town and hanging out
>I work in the kitchen at Tim Hortons and have a paper route
>Drawing
>The Office and Breaking Bad
>80's & 90's rock
>Shaun of The Dead
>Dr Pepper
>Beer or Kraken rum (which goes great with Dr. Pepper
>Don't really do drugs
>Chinese food
>sour gummy worms
Some days more than others.
>>684897726
5/10
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://aksanat.ru/wincest
pic related
>>684904621
cousin Tammy is gonna get the shit fucked out of her later by me
>>684904621
She is perfect
>>684904621
top jew
>be me
>be marine
>Yell "STOLEN VALOR" to intimidate civilians
>They usually shit their pants while I laugh.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Seriously my Marine status enables me to do whatever fuck I want and all civs can say back is "Thank you for your service." Because they know they couldn't take me if their life depended on it. It's hilarious
Pic unrelated.
I like the gif
sounds like your IQ wasn't high enough to enter college or get a job. Good thing you became a Marine! Thanks for your service, bud.
>>684892401
Kill yourself. You sound like the worst kind of dumb fucking jarhead there is.
PUZZLE THREAD: Hard edition
Good luck.
Chubby/piggypawg thread
I need a way to make my bitch ex wife leave me alone. Must be LEGAL (us, tx), but want her life a living hell.
She constantly calls CPS on me, called APS on me, sued me 12 times in one year, even called in an FBI tip amd got me v&. She is the fucking anti Christ fam. Last stunt two weeks ago was to claim I choked her new husband, my RETARDED BROTHER, and hot a 2nd degree felony, I had to pay a 15,000 bail on. Fam, i need help. This bitch will do anything to try and stay in my life and ruin it!!!
I ended it because she had an affair with my best friend and she was chill until she found out I found someone a YEAR after divorce. Wtf cunt.
What are some clever ideas to fuck with her until she leaves me the hell alone. I may be able to gather 10-20k for different operations so keep that in mind.
Must be legal shit, I am not going to go to prison for this cunt.
Pls help with ideas!!!!
Pepe attached for good measure. Pls /b/ros, this is not a personal army request, just ideas!!!!
>>684888209
>clever ideas
move. problem solved
keeping bump. need to think about this.
See a lawyer about pressing charges or suing her. Ask about a logical strategy get legal redress and turn the law on the cunt.
Post yourself ITT, rate others, optionally where you're from.
18, native to Oklahoma
are you high OP?
>>684879854
smile bro
Hello
Porn Webm thread
uploading random shit from my folder, hope its not junk