>>684904414
im only 15
Why though? You enjoy being a petulant fag so people will call you a petulant fag and you can laugh about them being right?
ylyl
I would love to contribute, but all I have at the moment is shit tons of porn. So here, take the least pornesque and most ylylesque thing available at the moment.
So anon, why don't you tell me about yourself?
>Age
>Activety that you enjoy most doing (ie: taking a walk, hanging out with friends, smoking weed, etc)
>Job/College course
>Hobby
>Favorite show
>Favorite genre of music
>Favorite movie
>Favorite drink
>Favorite alcohol
>Favorite drug
>Favorite food
>Favorite candy
and
>Are you happy?
Rate each other out of 10.
>n/a
>n/a
>watching people
>punk and hip hop
>american pie/project x
>water
>marijuana
>fruit salad
>life savers
>no
>
>>684897167
OP here
>20
>Taking walks, taking the bus into town and hanging out
>I work in the kitchen at Tim Hortons and have a paper route
>Drawing
>The Office and Breaking Bad
>80's & 90's rock
>Shaun of The Dead
>Dr Pepper
>Beer or Kraken rum (which goes great with Dr. Pepper
>Don't really do drugs
>Chinese food
>sour gummy worms
Some days more than others.
>>684897726
5/10
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://aksanat.ru/wincest
pic related
>>684904621
cousin Tammy is gonna get the shit fucked out of her later by me
>>684904621
She is perfect
>>684904621
top jew
>be me
>be marine
>Yell "STOLEN VALOR" to intimidate civilians
>They usually shit their pants while I laugh.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Seriously my Marine status enables me to do whatever fuck I want and all civs can say back is "Thank you for your service." Because they know they couldn't take me if their life depended on it. It's hilarious
Pic unrelated.
I like the gif
sounds like your IQ wasn't high enough to enter college or get a job. Good thing you became a Marine! Thanks for your service, bud.
>>684892401
Kill yourself. You sound like the worst kind of dumb fucking jarhead there is.
PUZZLE THREAD: Hard edition
Good luck.
Chubby/piggypawg thread
I need a way to make my bitch ex wife leave me alone. Must be LEGAL (us, tx), but want her life a living hell.
She constantly calls CPS on me, called APS on me, sued me 12 times in one year, even called in an FBI tip amd got me v&. She is the fucking anti Christ fam. Last stunt two weeks ago was to claim I choked her new husband, my RETARDED BROTHER, and hot a 2nd degree felony, I had to pay a 15,000 bail on. Fam, i need help. This bitch will do anything to try and stay in my life and ruin it!!!
I ended it because she had an affair with my best friend and she was chill until she found out I found someone a YEAR after divorce. Wtf cunt.
What are some clever ideas to fuck with her until she leaves me the hell alone. I may be able to gather 10-20k for different operations so keep that in mind.
Must be legal shit, I am not going to go to prison for this cunt.
Pls help with ideas!!!!
Pepe attached for good measure. Pls /b/ros, this is not a personal army request, just ideas!!!!
>>684888209
>clever ideas
move. problem solved
keeping bump. need to think about this.
See a lawyer about pressing charges or suing her. Ask about a logical strategy get legal redress and turn the law on the cunt.
Post yourself ITT, rate others, optionally where you're from.
18, native to Oklahoma
are you high OP?
>>684879854
smile bro
Hello
Porn Webm thread
uploading random shit from my folder, hope its not junk
anon with this girl come back
>>684892467
>>684892689
ayyyyyye im back
>>684892944
nice man sweet post what ever you want of her
poeple request what you want this girl to send me
So its a hate crime now to make fun of people with made up genders in Canada
so SWJ hate thread
well it is right of any of the states to make laws like that. i suppose after canada wyoming or missouri or some other place nobody thinks about will be next with the stupid attention seeking laws that infringe on the rights of normal humans.
Just saw one of these magnificent bastards at the zoo this weekend /b/. Try to name one animal that could whoop this guy in a fight.
>protip: you can't
polar bear
A tumblrina
Rhino
Bizarre porn. Show me your best
come on guys show me something
>>684885503
why
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Guess I'll just sit it out here then.
>>684892649
I have no reason to live and would like to be vaporized.
>>684892893
Perhaps you should talk to Mr. Neelix about that.
